Episode 99: Aight so..

What's going on? It's nocturnal this. Is shady. It's your boy Easy.

Welcome back to the Really on this podcast. My name is Nocturnal. I'm finally back in. Fuck you. Almost. The game's all here. Welcome back to the Welcome back to another episode of the movie on this podcast. I'm nocturnal. I'm evil. We know what's up. I'm Shady. Hey guys we. Know thoughts and prayers to what? Brother Khan ain't shit wrong with him. He just ain't here. Hey guys, guess what episode it is? 99 it's not. It's 99. Yeah, problems in that bitch. I'm. About to say it better not be 100 all.

Right, 99 is 1. I ain't got a bitch. Ain't one word to hold. Idiot. Well, I'm they trying not to be. Happy, belated, old, happy, belated. Oh, it's his birthday the other day, wasn't it? Mine too. Yesterday the goat. Happy birthday to Shady. I'm old. I sent you. You did? How how I feel to be 57 Great. I still look better than these Crack a 20s. You definitely doing what I'm saying. You glowing? Got your nails popping and shit, man. I'm gonna tell you like I had to tell our good brother they day bitch my nails always done y'all just never noticed the color.

I do. We do. His ass had a fucking whole panic attack. I'm. I'm a lady, damn it. I'm just a real the same same sentence. One one of these days we just went go ahead and bring Daddy up here so they can understand who the hell daddy. But man, that's going to be the man. No, the funniest shit ever is, he said. If you knock me out with a full set, I'm had to shoot you. Yeah, yeah I'm and cause ain't no way. Yo, man woman I don't give a fuck man woman them day I don't know you not knocking me out with no full set my.

I told him a story at like my mom used to be a thug. Back in the day. I seen her knock a grown ass. Man, I would nail the. Full set. Yes, Swift. Oh God. My mother was like that. She's a thug. I believe it the only. Thing that I can make that worse. If you had like the coffin nails, I know you won't do it. I know you won't do it. But if you had the fucking coffin nails and knock somebody the fuck out, I don't want to hear them say. Shit, the coffin nail sounds painful for the coochie. First of all, hey I've seen some videos with.

Something. No, they are careful. I've seen some shit on Twitter where it works. See. They're careful. I'm a little reckless. And. Big enough? Not Tony you know belong in a coffin. You fuck? You that fucking brunch that we had? That shit was let me get on my Keith Fleece shit of. All people. I didn't like it. Wow. Let me let me be real and and by no shape or form. I'm cheap, but I'm not cheap. If it's worth it, I'm a complain about it when I look at my bank account, but I only say I enjoyed the expense.

That was not something I enjoyed the expense. That was the most overrated, overpriced brunch I've ever fucking been to. Trash. We could have went to the diner and I would had a bit of meal. I'm not mad I wasn't stuck home with my baby. You know, first of all, the price we saw wasn't. The price we paid. No. It was an extra $20.00 for gratuity per person. Oh. So per. Person. Yes. So let's put it like this. Just think of it. We paid $100 a piece for brunch. Got me fucked up 80. How many people showed up?

Me +6, me plus, yeah, me +6. So add on the taxes about like a. Good 750. Yeah, yeah, I'm rounding up. About a good 750. No 700, we're rounded up. Got. Me fucked up. The omelet, the omelet and the waffle was good. That's because they made them bitches right there in the at the bottom. So it was giving very much. I understand how to fuck Keith Leaf out when he went to Atlanta, where we're literally paying for the aesthetic. The DJ was cool, the vibes was cool. That was fucking it. And they had 12 pictures of Mimosa.

Grass wall. Yeah, downstairs and a neon sign. Right then. And then I would have told everybody to turn around. So you know what's crazy? I heard, I heard mixed reviews about the food, right. So the way it was brought out to me, you would have thought we was at a Five Star brunch because it, you know, the tray with the silver top they bring, like at the hotel, that's how they bring you. They bring you everything. That's when they brunch. Me. You. But they still have a grass wall. You can't trust shit with a grass wall.

Not true because there's a spot here. Grass wall food is banging. The steak was well, well done. That shit was unseasoned, dry and dry. Salmon dry? Nope. Bro, I'm about to just start hosting events at home. String beans weren't dry. Yes, they fucked. They were. I don't know what string beans you fucking had. They weren't dry. They were oily as a bitch with no seasoning. My shit wasn't oily at all. I'm about to just start hosting gatherings at the house for holidays and birthdays because for $700.00 we could have had a good ass fucking time in my dining room.

Shit, we could have used that fucking New Girl. Let's. Know for real. Let's get into these quick pop ups. That is a quick pop up that is a quick grass wall aesthetic 3 out of 10.

Moving on. Glad you're here. Easy. And I'm glad you're here. No, we both. Have I can leave? We both have sons and your daughter is is of age. I can leave. What are you doing? If your child really comes to you, she's standing on business. Oh, standing on business. Toby thought he was standing on business, too. Ain't got his foot chopped off. Play me something safe. That ain't standing, no. More Listen, I seen one video on The Tick Tock. Right. That made a valid point. And we know this because we've been there to that point where at some point, even at your age, you might have attempted to try one of your parents, right?

So the guy made a better point of saying is like when King kept saying I know you and I know you. You know daddy Tia Tip, you don't know what brought him to where he is now. Like I just said, my momma was a thug, bro. I'm in my 30s and my mother still tell me she'll knock my mother fucking teeth out. I got I have mixed feelings about it. Like so it's so. Part of part of me feels like all right him saying that, that I know you stuff and like certain things that they were saying. It felt like they was trying to like, like embarrass him in in like.

But you you started the. Embarrassment. Everything that he was doing. I everything. That he was doing. But this is the thing. Yes, we know. We saw on TV that your grandma primarily raised you because your parents were getting to the back. Those that have experienced what they feel like they might have been emotionally neglected by their children. Their parents are kids that turn into king. The only thing I don't like is, and then I don't know his experiences, but to say you didn't have a civil spoon lifestyle when your brother was able to crash your daddy's fucking challenger?

Most of us don't have access to a parent that had a car. Oh, you had it, Yeah, The SRT didn't. He Yeah, but before the. SRT first hit. Yeah, and this is before the Hellcat and all that shit. Yeah. So I'm not down grading your experience because your grandmother raised you and that's what you wanted to be, because you wanted to be outside and do what you want. And we know. You wanted to be normal and. And I get that because that is eventually why your siblings pulled themselves from the show. They wanted to be normal.

I get that in the sense of I've never been famous, I don't have famous parents, but it's. I feel like a lot of celebrity kids try to pull this persona. That's not them. Like the Bankhead that that man grew up in. Ain't the Bankhead that you lived in. Definitely. You feel what I'm saying? You didn't even grow up in Bankhead. Like whatever part of Atlanta, whatever part of Atlanta Grandma lived in, it still wasn't Bankhead. Kings. Definitely not. Should nowhere near be rapping about. He got it out the mud because you did not.

This the thing though his older kids I probably could respect that more from because before Tip was tip he had the money King and Messiah. King and Major are the ones that actually grew up in the big houses. Messiah and the rest of them like they probably. Know they just, yeah, they know the struggle. They they mind you. They all have different moms. That's the first thing. He got Three different baby moms. Tiny being the last. So what? King 17 have been famous over 20 years, So the ones that got it out the mud is the older siblings, which is I can respect why they all go in different lanes.

So what you doing if you if you're? Doing I'm a standing on business with my foot through your teeth.

We, I guess we all standing on business.

I think that's how you did it, standing on business.

But I just really have a gripe. I wish Tyree. Would I just have one gripe? Y'all know me. I'm the advocate for speaking up for yourself, right? But I am not an advocate for the way these fucking millennial kids act around their parents. You can express yourself without being disrespectful. Because even looking at that video, your father had to put you in the headlock because you you got aggressive with your Mama.

At what point do y'all feel like your parents won't whip your ass? Maybe they listen y'all have different parents than we had. Listen, my granny, 83 years old and she still take that cane and whip some ass if she got to. I The level of respect is nonexistent with these fucking new kids. And I also feel like a big part of it is we 'cause we are the parents now, essentially. And grandparents shit, we know people that's in the 30s, that's grandparents. We don't teach them the same respect. Now I'm not saying beat the shit out of your kid because we know some people that didn't got they asses whooped like that was way beyond child abuse.

But y'all, not even discipline in these little motherfuckers. And we know y'all not because the teachers are saying it, the school officials were saying it, the auntie that work in the cafeteria is saying it. Y'all ain't got no type of motherfucking respect. That's why y'all all need a a good old fashioned switch to whip your ass. To put a clothes on it, Tyree Try to stand on business with me. That man can't even stand up right now. He can bounce a little. He definitely bounces, but try to stand on business with boy.

I I I want to be that safe pace as a parent, but I also want my daughter to know that. Fucking play with me. You get what I'm saying Like. But yeah, moving on like and still speaking about the these millennials, the Philly, the Philadelphia City Council passed the bill Thursday that bans the use of ski mask in some public places. So I thought it was all. Good. No sheisties. Yeah, so listen, sheisties in Philly. I just. I don't trust you y'all motherfuckers be walking to the corner store with the sheisty on and I'm just trying to get a a bag of chips and.

Be trying to sell water and and and and squeegee boys and all that shit with the fucking scheme, bro. Bro, I just was trying to get a bag of chips and some some candy that ain't $0.25 no more. How you trying to sell somebody weed on the at the fucking gas station with this sheisty on? Well, the Sheisty is, because cameras are everywhere. I got. I get that. But I'm not. I don't trust you. First of all, I don't trust it's 10 of y'all at this one fucking gas station all trying to sell the same shit all you got Trisys on.

They all got the same plug. In 95° weather, mind you, they wear these shits year. Round boy. It's cold now so I understand, but like. Bro, I know y'all got acne 'cause they all ain't washing them motherfuckers. Y'all ain't washing your fucking face. Y'all barely. Washing your mouth area like. Yeah, y'all ain't washing your fucking asses, all these masks. So but y'all trapping OK. I just wanted. I just wanted that shit to get passed down to like all major cities here. LA every fucking way. Because like, it's it's way too much with these.

Damn. Shit, bro, in the the corporate extra job that I got. I walked in that job with a shy city. They might be like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead. You will. Be charity breach like. No, for real. Immediately. Everything OK at home? No, it's not sick of this shit, grandpa. Speaking of these young boys going into NBA, young boy, first of all, before we get into them, why does Birdman feel the need to put his input into it? New Orleans Shit. And young boy was signing case money, yeah. In New Orleans. But isn't he from Baton Rouge or something?

Or outside of New Orleans young boy.

I. Think he's from? Still, that Louisiana Connection. Not not saying it, but this. This is my thing, you old Birdman whack 100. I don't personally know y'all but y'all fucking antics on social media. Sit your old asses down. That's like if if y'all are at triple OG status, OG status, Y'all shouldn't even be entertaining this clown shit. Like that's what y'all got the little for. And and let's be clear. Y'all are wealthy acting like this. Let's be nothing Joe Budden said about that boy was wrong.

But hear me out. Joe Budden's platform is literally to give his opinion on music, on pop culture, because that's what the fuck people are looking for. But because it came from Joe Budden, now is you got one gold record, which I still don't understand how after 20 fucking years that song just went gold. That shit was on like 30 video games and. And then just went gold. Yes, it. Did. Yes it did. Earlier this year. He already explained it. It's it's some bullshit to that. We know it's some bullshit to that, because that fucking song was on every video game.

You got served shit. Been in fucking. Movies hella video. Game. It's no way. Ain't no way it's some bullshit today. And I'm not even saying I'm a Super Joe Budden fan. Like he got a couple B side shit that. Saying 3 words on a fucking. He got a couple B side, B side songs that I I liked when he first came out. And and young boy like, let's be No one is coming to Utah. It's cold as fuck that I seen that interview he did but last. One is coming to Gravedigger Mountain. Why? It's police all around that bitch.

You can't even go to the mailbox without the police coming. You can't go to the grocery store. First of all. So you ain't going no snacks, no juice in this bitch and I'm supposed to talk to you for two hours? I like, I seen young boy response and I'm like, all right, you're standing up for yourself, you're immediately going trash. But when he said that Nick, your Dick can't even get hurt. What the fuck? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? How do you know that first of all? And why do you know that?

Why would? Why and why would you repeat that? As a heterosexual man with multiple kids, we clearly know you be fucking 'cause you got about 30 kids. Speaking of kids in the NBA, huh? Go ahead. Easy.

You is nasty. You is nasty. Y'all are nasty. Man, like that would have been my kid. I'm standing on business. Just saying I'm standing on business. I'm still mad this bitch did a better segue than me. Bitch. I like that though. But. Please touch. I'm standing on business. The most I know is that supposedly, supposedly, allegedly that he was at a party and supposed to be dating this girl that's 15 years old and shit like that, like. But. In America that is still illegal. I don't know how it go in the country he from.

Not, not to. I'm looking at from both sides. I'm not saying I'm defending him, but he is 21 so he can't go to parties. I don't know some somebody said it was a high school party. I'm not sure, but if it's a party. Why are you dead but? No, it could have been a college party because there are young. It could have been a college party. Geniuses that are in college are graduating college at 16 so. Or she could have lied about her age initially. Xbox. Which which happens a lot. You can't. But the thing about is you you gotta ask for ID and you gotta make sure it's them because like I know some people that got an older sister that they look almost identical but they like fucking seven years apart.

How many times you think I got in the clue with Miguel ID?

Remember I told you I went to Ohio, right? I was in there. Gonna hold you. I think I went to get my. I'm like, I'm going to get my mom some fugs with her ID when I was younger.

Yeah, even the same color. But we look alike in the Lloyd. Yeah, I'm saying that on the liquor store. They don't give a shit. All the money is green, man. I ain't buy no bottle. I just getting some fucks and. Listen, if she can't tell you what color were the Nickelodeon in movies on VHS, she's too young for you. She's too young for me, bro. If she only had Snow White on DVD. My she too young. Speaking of DVD. If her favorite Disney movie is Frozen. Oh my Lord. She's too young. I have not seen that motherfucking movie.

I've seen it too many times. Never I've seen clips. I think that's why I've. Seen it too many times. I know to let it go, 'cause that shit's been everywhere for years. That's it. Speaking of letting it go. Jesus. Christ, you remember the guy, Derek Chauvin? Rest in peace with George Floyd. Finished the job that need $20 on his his account. The person that the person in jail that well, well, first of all, Derek Chauvin got stabbed up 22 times in jail. With a makeshift. Shank with a makeshift Shank.

Well, of course it's makeshift. The guy said that the the guards responded too quick. He need $20 in his account. Free him I'm. Take him. I know y'all got him in the hole free. Damn man from the hole. I know y'all got him in the hole because that said he was gonna finish the job. He's standing on business. Whatever he, whatever he probably in there for is what he in there for. I can't say what but. You know what? Kind of doing the Lord's work right now. Y'all don't want to know what I love us the fucking comments on those fucking posts.

I thought we'll take shit series, but we take shit series like everybody was like, yeah, what's his account number? Let me go ahead and slap him $20. Like if that got cash up in jail with somebody got the number of dad, cash up is lit. I ain't going let. Me put some money on his books real quick. I ain't going you. Need some money in your phone account? I ain't going to say what, but you saying like the the the guards got there too quick or something like that. Yeah, that's what allegedly what he said.

Allegedly. Allegedly. I I know people in jail. That's been to jail and I kind of understand the mindset of what happened with that. But I ain't going to say it on here. Let's just move. Listen, when I saw it I was waiting for the update to say he passed from his injuries, not going to hold. You. The first comment I saw was damn, he couldn't breathe either. I love us. We'll take shit serious, but we take shit serious. A Pro is, is, is, is. Stuff like that. We, like you said, just doing the Lord's work where it's like, how can you be mad at that person.

And Jet, that's as I've seen so many fucking cases where this guy like this guy was like literally came in. It's like, yeah, cellmate came in, was talking about his crime, I got irritated and I started beating the shit out of. Him remember the. His cellmate was A pedophile. Remember the the guy that shot Ricky in Boys in the Hood? Yeah, that's how he died. Yeah, yeah. He got beat to death in jail. Life imitated art, and he got beat to death in jail by his homey shit crazy out here. So that shit really do happen.

I found that out on TikTok. Somebody. Phone went. Off. Not us. Keep it moving. What? Me. So we have 2121. 21. We got 21 more days until Christmas. Fuck that holiday by Humbuck Christmaker. How y'all feeling about it? I just said it. Bitch, I'm PO. Celeste y'all got younger kids. These fucking kids. Christmas list. They want designer, Designer. Oh, your daughter? And PlayStation fives and iPads. Listen here, listen adult in this ghetto. Adulting is very ghetto. Parenting is fucking ghetto. Adulting while being a parent is fucking ghetto.

That's too. Damn bad. You know what? Get the fuck out. Am I wrong though? Adulting while being a parent is fucking ghetto. Very, very, very, very very. Bitch, I ain't got money for me as I spend my extra money on you. Oh, for real. Like we are surviving out here. We don't even know how we but I'm gonna go get my coffee though. Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said. It's only fun during tax time. That's that's the only time it's fun. Can't relate. Oh yeah, you. Oh yeah, man. But I need an infant.

That's the only reason why I said a fucking start. Listen, 'cause these teenagers don't get your shit, but a tax deduction? Listen. Can't wait? Son of a bitch and. It's all gonna be spent on him. No bullshit. What, you gonna spend the bills? But easy, man. Dad need new pair shoes. Look it I always buy pair shoes. I don't get fucked. You think I know You don't? At least try to. Right. Use a window. Shut up. Hey, yo. I'm, I'm, I'm. Look, I've been looking in that window until that money hit and I got, oh, I paid this bill.

I got nothing. Give me them. You ain't gotta explain that shit. I've been paying all these motherfucking bills by myself for years. I'm tired. For real. I want to be a sugar baby without giving him no sugar. That ain't. Happening. It ain't but shit at this point. If I wasn't in a relationship, I'm very married for money. My love is for sale. Listen, you need a green card. Only fans looking real good, right? Sell some fucking feet picks or something. I got a first manicure, right? Might make me some.

Coy what the hell was we talking about before we before off mic? My manicure. No, you was talking about something about. Triggering the world. Yeah, go ahead, let's let's choose violence, says Kai. Ain't here.

Go ahead. We don't need no dead air. Let's go ahead. Go ahead and get it out, man. Only. Because I've been drinking before I came to this. Office. I've been drinking. What the hell was your? Go ahead. Tequila. Oh boy. I'm so sick of people. Don't get me wrong, mental illness is a very serious topic, but I'm so sick of everybody that's using like certain mental illnesses as a crutch and trying to like is.

I got one response for that. Go see a fucking professional.

You can't say you doing the work without doing the fucking work. And as much as we colored people think that it's taboo, it's fucking not go talk to somebody that's not just stupid ass home girl. Emphasis on stupid. Talk to somebody other than social media. Talk to somebody with a fucking degree that can literally help you break down the fucking problem. The problem is, y'all never get to the core of the root of the fucking issue. You just throw a little dirt on it and keep the fucking moving and put your fucking issues on to everyone else.

I promise you, everybody that was like, oh, you because they were like you always suggesting therapy. Go do it. Go try it. Don't work. Have you tried it? Yeah, I tried it, but I just. I went in there. But I know ain't gonna never work. That's why. Ain't gonna never. Work. So what's first the first thing with therapy? I. Feel like everybody that ever said like therapy doesn't work. You go in with the mindset that is not going to work, so of course. It's not even, not even that. He probably just one.

Just found one therapist and didn't like like. Or not. Hit me up. Vet them out. I don't know what type of shorts y'all next guy but y'all here wasting money with therapy and talking about don't work. I know I spent thousands of dollars with insurance doesn't matter and without it is. At one point my third was saying take my insurance I was kicking that bread out of pocket to stay consistent. Y'all here wasting money like that. Y'all want to keep wasting money. My cash up and and Apple Pay and Zoe is open.

They could be just wasting, they could be just wasting money to just trying to find somebody that's just going to. I will say. Try to like you still see her, she around. I don't know. They don't know I need to find another but I just. Want to find somebody that's just going to? Support your stupidity. Support their delusion, yeah. But here's the thing with therapy. Therapy is like when you going out and trying on several different outfits, Sometimes you got to go through that. Sometimes you get blessed and get lucky, Sometimes you don't.

Like I had a psychiatrist that I fucking hate and I got a regular therapist and then she referred me to a psychiatrist. They were both great as a team. Hell, they even referred me to a couple therapist at one point and she was dope. So again, when I speak on this shit is because I literally wasted and not wasted money for this shit. I ain't doing a couple sturpy no more. Bitches. Leave me alone.

Why not? It didn't work. Well, I will say, I won't necessarily say it didn't work, but as individuals we have to build ourselves while trying to build the foundation that is our relationship. So that is hard. When one person is fixing themselves, they doing the work, they going to therapy, they doing the growth work because that's y'all fucking problem too. Y'all, don't do your motherfucking homework doing. The shadow work. God, I don't want to do that anymore. Anyway, Yeah so I got a random but not so random question slash request from a listener of ours, but they want us to talk about it.

Lord, here we go.

Y'all got some experiences on dating apps. Yep. Can't share? Which one? Start from wherever. Oh. The good and the bad. You can do either. Ain't too much good fucking. I match. I talked to him and then after two days my free trial run up. Bitch disappear. I don't know if I can tell you. I think it was only. You thought you was going to find somebody on the free trial? Not the not the actual free trial like the free trial of me talking to them like they still be there. I put conversation, the conversation.

Don't ever last on them bitches. This is the one question I have. You can imagine somebody interact with them, but at some point y'all got to come up on this app, whether that's FaceTime. You know what? I'm saying something. Talk on the phone and you can't just what? You doing me to death? That's that's a problem too because there'd be it'll be a lot of women on there be like Oh well I'm not just going to give out my number we can talk on here. Well, if you're not talking on here, we're. Not, but that's the thing about.

Your number so I can actually take you out to some fucking way. OK, for example, Facebook dating. You can FaceTime on Facebook. You can literally video call on Facebook. The quality ain't as great as an iPhone or whatever the case may be, but it's an option if you don't want to get your number out. You didn't already gave your fake government name out by joining this fucking app with your Facebook profile. Loving my eight kids. Choosing me Williams. Southside freaky taste, they tatted. Like, OK, I don't think I have any good.

Well, no, I can't say it wasn't necessarily a dating app. It was. Somebody found me through a mutual and he shot her shot through like the anonymous app. And then they landed. And then they proceeded to what it was, and there was nothing but. Not now was nothing. Then there's also that crazy bitch. Which one? Boston. Oh yeah, yeah.

That's why every time I see that fucking ad on TikTok about Tammy, I'm like Cap Swipe No doesn't relate to me. Fuck, because the bitches that advertise for that app don't be on that motherfucker app. I. Thought I had crazy bitches. That shady, that crazy bitch outside again. Well, this is, this is like kind of the same thing it was this is like, wait for the Facebook dating. Dating. Yeah, Boston does scare me. Boston scares me. You know how females be scared of creepy men? They'd be like, oh, he probably watching me doing nothing.

Boston will do that. She did do that. Weird. Weird. It was the like jumping on the podcast live and we stood back in the day go live and. I remember. I remember. You mind? Yeah. Weird, that's. The thing there is a fine line between mutual obsession and just full out possession of something or someone that doesn't belong to you. I know, like I ain't signed up for this agreement. Kind of like the I don't know if y'all seen it or not, but that that Ruby Rose situation this guy spent. Like she needs to be scared.

Of him. Then she spent like 70 something K on her. Something he spent about 96, about 90 I I seen at first it was 6060. It went up, it went up to 90,000 and and what the fuck? Her only things look like. It's just all pictures, all pictures. For her Instagram. Just videos, dancing. Everything on her Instagram is on. Only fans. So we paying for what we can get for free. Yes, so. This man got her, her face tagged on her, On his. Leg. Did you see the text messages? Yes. He was like, yo, I've been sending you all this money.

Why can't you send a text back? Why aren't you? Why are you not talking? He said he said he will send her 10 bitcoins worth over $400,000 just for a one word text, just for a high. And when she posted, Oh yeah, I just ran into my #1 fan. Oh, you ain't running into him. You ain't running to him. You know you post where you. He been he been following you? So that is, I think that's the negative on and off side of online dating is you never really truly know the person's persona, personality, what lengths they're willing to go through to get to you.

And that's the scariest part about this shit, because not everybody is themselves, you know, their representative is on this app, and then you get the, you know what I'm saying? Talking to him, you might talk to him on the phone and you start, OK, the crazy bitch is coming outside. And we all know, like, I seem to attract crazy bitches, 'cause I'm a crazy bitch. But I don't need a thin line between love and hate. Stalk me through my friend's profile. I seen you on your home girl's side part under the story in the corner you had on a blue shirt like, bitch.

What like? Yo, I can I owe? Everybody, when I tell you, all of her friends had to block Boston because she was going through all of our pages to see what this lady was doing. I don't know what you did to that Lady. Nothing. We never made it to the in person thing, remember? I know because we was supposed to. Both. See, I was going for the food, to be honest, and as crazy as she started, she was cool. And then it was like that switch flip and it's like, all right, we can Kiki, but then you just start, bitch.

Bye bye Good fucking bye. Between her and the young and I don't know which one is worse. Boston. Boston. You're right, Boston. Boston the Younger just wanted to be married. Yeah. I wasn't trying to be committed. I was trying to be a hoe. And she was just sorry, not sorry. Go live your life younger. That's. What she did, she did. But you know, I gave you what you wanted. But I was trying to be a hoe. That's. Really. What that was, you gave her what she wanted and. I was trying to be a hoe. I was heartbroken.

I was trying to be a hoe. I'm sorry. Not sorry. You just came at the You came in the villain era, and you listen. You did. Welcome to the Really unfucket. If there's one thing we can all like, collectively agree on, even kind of not being here, there ain't nothing worse than giving them girls some heart heartbroken Dick, 'cause you I I got this saying when like I got this saying we'd be fucking somebody like, yo, you like you'd be dropping spinal cord in that motherfucker, like putting your whole bag into it if you ever gave it up some heartbroken Dick, real or strapped.

You understand what the hell I'm saying when I say like you putting all spinal cord in that motherfucker? And the crazy thing is, I ain't even want to do it. They made me. Y'all did. I definitely did. I will take. That knocking fucking sweet. Specifically easy. Like, well, if you going to do it, I mean it's OK whatever. I was encouraging the toxicity. Bitch, I'm just your best friend. It was the IT was. I like her nails. You should fuck her. Like bitch. They they glued in the dark. Go. He was just looking like, yo, like, come on, man, you ain't.

It's been a while. We see. We see how stressed you is, shoulders all bunched up and shit. Look how fluorescent them nails are, yeah? But this is the thing though, for the type of that I am, the glow, the dark nails wrapped around my strap is not the same pleasure as it is wrapped around y'all Dick. True. I mean, it looks nice, but I mean, you going to suck it or not, Like, I don't know. But it's just but it's just like a grass wall aesthetic. I'm just saying like, it's it's it's certain things that like my brain and I y'all know I'm gonna overthink it.

It just wasn't clicking for me. Otis. Like, all right, I mean, OK, that looks nice. It looks nice. This is cool. You should have recorded it mixed with the LED lights. Hey, it was fire. But. Like, this is cool, but you know, I can't feel this though on the vibrating bed. Yeah, yeah. On the vibrating Oh yeah, vibrating bed. Yes. You know what's crazy is I've realized how much of a nice person I am now, that it was a few lives that I should have ruined on that fucking bit. I'm saving the sanctified now, but still, it's like bitch, why?

I was heartbroken. I really could have ruined a lot more lives. Quote UN quote You should have just took it. Know the fuck I shouldn't. Have I don't like jail. That's what we ain't doing. If I'm going to jail, it's for a damn good reason and it ain't for no fucking coochie. Never, never fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, I. Promise you That's that. You should have just took it. No. Why the fuck would I do that? Took my ass to the other side of this big. I should have fucked this. I don't do y'all know that that.

And you inebriated. No, no. No, bitch. No. Fucked up by sober Why you ain't just take it? I took something. I took my ass right to bed. You comfortable? Alright, cool. Put a blanket on you. There you go. Shit. Don't be mad as a bitch, but.

Fucking stupid bitch. Fuck this shit, you bitch. I don't know. So I guess y'all know what was dope, though? I got to do the book a whole exhibit. That shit was fire. How was that? It was dope. I'm mad. That shit was literally, I forgot I was in the library. That shit was a museum. It was dope. And it got it got taken down by, at least by now, right? Or starting to. I'm fucking mad. Listen, I would. Me and her was looking at that shit and I was trying to figure out how they was going to take all this down.

Because the amount of time and effort, like with the fucking wallpaper. I'm like the inside wall too. Not just the the pic, the outside. They got like pictures of him, like throughout his time. Oh, shit on the Wallpapers, dog. I hope they got a raise to take that shit down because that goes taking time. He got art in there and everything. Sidewall looked like it was carved in. Yeah, but I think that's just aesthetic. Aesthetic. But yeah, that that was dope. And you New Yorkers is fucking rude. I thought we was rude.

Y'all motherfuckers is rude. I almost ran a couple people over. You got to. The, the, the Listen, the old lady was about to get the people's elbow in front of the this. You got to run them off, run them over, no. One most rude city from a million years and running bro. They had like a fucking sculpture of his hands like this, right? So I'm stating there, you know, take her pictures, my turn. Because, you know, the selfie action just wasn't going to go for trying to get the aesthetics from the artwork and shit like that.

So I'm there in front of the fucking sculpture and shit. She just walks like this smack that right in front of the shit was like, oh, there we go. I'm. I just looked at her, bitch looked at her. By the time I looked at her friend that was with her, she just saw me and she just was like, I'm so sorry for her. And baby, please go ahead and take your picture. She was just very excited because I'm looking like I have people's elbow. Auntie, I I won't, like be on you, but I will listen, man, you ever got a shoulder bump from a.

Get the fuck outta here. I might break your shit very loose, this bitch out here like. I never understood people. I need to go back though for the food. I never, yes, I never understood people that would see somebody. Chopped cheese. I did. It's just a burger. It's just a burger. I had a good but it's. Just a burger. We had a chopped cheese and a Philly. What you like better? They both were good, actually. What you like better? I don't really eat red meat, so you really can't ask me that. But one of my friends asked the question she asked New York or Phillies.

I was like, New York's Phillies is overrated. Ours are better than Phillies way. Overrated. I was like, I'm personally don't see the fucking outside of getting out of Baltimore for a couple hours. I don't fucking see the point. Me driving an hour for Philly cheese steaks. Unless you're going to the hood spots like in New York, you going to the bodegas, the delis, you know what I'm saying? But the chain spots, bro, I'm keep driving until I get to New York and get one that get one of theirs. The the tourist spots and I like, yeah, what's it Gino's, me or no?

Max's. Gino's and Max. 'S is cool. Yeah, it's better than Gino's Iscabibles. Gino's and the one right across from the Pat's trash. Oh, even the garbage supporters said it was trash. Yeah, that's your trash. I don't like that, That shit. It's a tourist track. I don't know why the fuck everybody keep going there. But they put excavables on South Street now where it's at Tuesdays and shit at. Oh hell. That's the second location down there on South St. next to Shine Jewelers. I'm pretty. Sure, that's the one.

We literally next door. Yeah, that was the one we went to. Yeah, we didn't go to the original. I'm pretty sure it's trash over there in that. It was OK. It was alright. The original location is probably better. Way better. But I hate people. I like Max's. The man was in that bitch sweating. How does a bitch from that fucking? That's how I know the old man was looking. Like yo from Do the right thing. Old ass with a towel on his like sweating like what you want. Like, yeah, shit might be hidden. I know a little bit of sweat got a little bit of sweat got on my damn steak, but it's fine.

I I did get to be in a tourist and kind of like go through like my childhood a little bit while I was in New York. Yeah, you was in my stomach grounds, yeah. Listen, everybody know like two of my favorite rappers is from New York and they both from Brooklyn. Ain't no way in hell I was stepping Fred in Brooklyn and not going to to they stomping ground. Straight checked your location like fuck you doing in the style like what you going what's going on? Because she just looking like and of course she grew up in the South.

The the what we were introduced to they weren't they had little Wayne. They had no limit and shit like that. We had we technically had Pop, Mickey and Jay-Z. No, it's not really a big noise for him, but we had him. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like, shit, ain't no way we've been in the Star. You think I ain't about to go to Biggie House? I would have went to Mossy too, but New York fucking traffic his ass. That and mossy. The same Mossy like, yeah. I got a picture of the sign from the exhibit, so that works.

Listen bro, that's all you. Plus I also know I'm from the hood alright? When it's dark time, you can't be going through hood that you in front. A win is a win. I take it close enough. Next I gotta go to Staten Island. I gotta go to the Wu Tang Memorial. Yeah, we can. We can. Have fun with that ferry. No, you can drive to it. Have fun with that ferry. You can drive right through Staten Island. I ain't getting on the fire. I'm pull up, take my picture and I'm out. Fuck this shit. I'm out. Same thing we did today.

Look, I came for what? I came here. Oh. MLK House. And OK, it's more. We need another picture of that shit. Fucking stupid ass RV shit Pissed me. The fuck. Why would you park right your big ass over you right in front of the mirror? But let's go ahead and just go ahead and wrap this up. So we did not win Podcast of the year, but thank y'all for voting for us. Anyway, Congrats to the winners. I met my fucking our studio home and win and I ain't letting that shit go. We taking that shit next year?

Congrats to my brother Kyle. He did win. He did. Win in a fucking second, I. Forgot what I'm. Sorry, Baltimore Club of the Year of the Year. Oh, yeah. You know, Congrats. Congrats to my brother, Kyle. At least we got least. We walked away with something. We leave here for something. We've run away. If it was a clean sweep, I promise you, y'all would have hated us this week. Still shocked our organization got nominated. I have no idea how to fucking. I don't. Know. Thank you. We ain't as popular as the other motherfuckers on the list with shit we was on that motherfucker.

Oh, you mean Chino? Yeah. No, we're not. No, we're not. I don't even remember the last time Chino rode a bike through the city. But it don't matter. He's Chino. I'm just being real When? He first started. No. Like he pops up here every now and then in the summer, but not like consistent like he is. But I don't blame him. I don't. Blame him. Shit. Get the fuck away, man. That man almost died here. His brother died here. One of his best friends died here. Kicked your money and go. He was here for the holidays but I don't know if he rolled through the.

Get a crab cake piece out. Yeah, for real like. My question is. No. I seen for the living legends the running man who is going to get him to come? To That man has a house. He ain't homeless. He just looked like no, no. He. Ain't come what's some why somebody catch that run away and give him his shit. He. Didn't even know he got nominated. That had a Nike endorsement. And y'all ain't know. He ain't know why he got that motherfucker, but because he'd be running, he got a Nike endorsement. Somebody go catch that man and give him his shit.

And from what I can see from the organizer of the event, she's very thorough in how she goes about the shit. Somebody go catch him around the way and give him a shit. He beat that. He he be here somewhere? I think he lives in West Baltimore. I'd see that man everywhere, I believe. So I think he lives in West Baltimore, so he ain't hard to find. I'll be seeing him in the most randomest parts of the city, to be everywhere. Listen, I wish my old ass could jogger that many miles a day. I. Could have sworn I've seen him in Abbott in Aberdeen.

One. Time probably did, but you probably did you. Ran to Harford County. Rug. Now take me a Uber back cuz you ain't about to give me the run back, like walk it. But anyway I I'll say like humbly it was nice to be considered amongst your peers, amongst people in the city, people who nominated us. It was dope. It would be nice to win, but you know, I'm not harping on it. It was. It was nice to be a part of the list and if I was there for probably like the first half of the event, it was a nice event.

It was very cultured. And seeing some, like some big names from the city like Molly Man, Quicksilver, Paul. Dude, I cannot think of the dude that did the slam poetry but that she no the one that he gave the award to Black Shaka, that poem. He was fire. That was I I know. I never realized how I missed like, poetry and slam until being in the room with that shit. That shit was dope. I ain't been to a like a poetry or slam event in years. Me. Actually, like the homie that we had on the show, like years when we first started, she's the host.

That shit that was when I used to go to. She's that rap battles, the live poets, artists, all that shit. I need to get tapped in and I also need to we need to network a little more with our peers and fellow creatives in the city. So people know people know us, but they don't know what you feel, what I'm saying? Hey man, we open. Heads up. DMS e-mail us. Don't e-mail us at 4:00 AM Has some goddamn koof. I promise you, I'm a read. That shit I get. I'm gonna have some koof business hours please. Being creative.

So I understand what you probably be doing at 4:00 in the morning, but it's 4:00 in the morning. I got nine to five. I got nine to five like I got sometimes a nine to nine, like like today. Today was like a five to five I got. I got a 8 to 4. Like, yeah, Like. Five, But I ain't up. Yeah, like have some goddamn coof about yourself. I don't know what the fuck to call my job. I just be there in the morning. I get there when I get there, and I get off when I get off. To be really honest, fellas, you.

Can go ahead and start. To be really honest, in the limelight of fuckery being made popular, please, please stop pouring your insecurities on other fucking people. Y'all just be doing too fucking much. And I know I sound like a Baltimore crew, 'cause I know you're going to say it, but please, y'all just got to fucking stop. And I really only made that comment because of the fucking hoe Ashanti and everything. Like y'all just can't let be happy whatever that looks like for them. Just let a motherfucker be happy.

It's Hard Out Here. They haven't stopped smiling since they got. Back and listen, I don't if that if happiness. Happy is Nelly. And if happiness is spending a block or spending a new block, go for that shit. What up? Listen Hard Out Here. It's hard to find happiness in this fucked up ass world. Latin be happy. Stop being hating. Hating hoes. Always fucking unhappy. Man spent the block dating. Both grew. And now she's pregnant. Allegedly. Allegedly. And if she is? Finally, somebody somebody said that somebody finally did that.

They came out and confirmed that she is. I'm I'm. I want to hear it from them House. I'm calling my cousin. He was there.

I ain't even want to touch one. I already told that. You don't never tell. What's the point of having rich, famous fucking relatives? They don't give you none of that juicy shit. You was literally fucking it. What happened? Tell me anyway. Moving on. Easy. To be really honest, stop getting upset with your friends because they tell you what you need to hear and not what you want to hear. Church. It, and sometimes the truth hurts, but it's really what you need to hear to listen to wake you up from your fucking stupid ass delusion.

And because it's not what you want to hear, you get upset with that person and and. All this other shit, they so right, Like they. Like you get upset with that person talking about, oh, they so fake and they ain't trying to do this. They not a real friend? No, they are a real friend. They're trying to look out for what's best for. You ain't trying to cuddle. You right. Fuck this real life. This fucking real life. Did the world about to cuddle you this motherfucker? Sometimes they can need tough love.

Y'all can hang out. Y'all might got a yes woman or man on your team, but I ain't that knock.

Choosing violence again? Nope. Nope. To be rudely honest, just because you have a hobby that you make money from does not mean you are a business owner. Wow. So should I shut this down or no? I know I see a lot of people trying to wear the Monica of entrepreneur and. Have Entreprenegro. Entreprenegro and all that, but have no idea what really goes into actually being an entrepreneur. Please take some business classes and and add customer service etiquette to that shit too. That's because you. Went on YouTube and learned how to do something in 15 minutes.

Does not. And now you got like three people that come to you for that does not mean you have a business. It technically does. You just don't have the good marketing to have a bigger following word to keep. Me hobby that you make money for. Just because you slap a graphic on the Haynes T do not try to charge me $45.00 for that shit. Or gilded or gilded? Or gilded. That fucking shit. Listen, I understand profit margin versus expenses, but bitch, you're not about to play with me 'cause that shit going pill as soon as I watch it.

Long story short, fuck your TikTok shot. Oh wow. What Tik? T.O.K should I? Do to you? Fuck your TikTok. I like TikTok all. Them clothing line ones. Debbie T.O.K. Clothing line ones all y'all got big bubbled lettered hoodies and shit. Fuck all that. Well, in that case, shot with the motherfucker gang, your letters ain't bubbling. Won't fade, won't come off. Shot with a motherfucking gang. No heart, no hustle. All right, this has been another episode of the Ruby on his podcast. I'm Shady. I'm. Easy.

I'm sleepy. I'm nocturnal. Clearly Shadow Tile sponsor shot with the motherfucking gangshot.noheartnohustle.com. Say that three times fast. Shut up. Let's do digital impact studios What? Else fuck you Kyle. We see you next. So. Again, we are open. e-mail us DMS. If you have a number for us, call us like. Don't call me. Don't call me. Link is in our Instagram bio. Give us five, give us five stars. You listening on Apple Podcast, Spotify on Spotify. We have video on Spotify now, which is dope. YouTube We are everywhere.

You. YouTube, any anywhere that you can, anywhere that you can find a podcast that we are there. So there's no way that you cannot see us and he said. Whatever you fucking sound. Like and don't get us confused with the other podcast. We are the. Rudely, Not brutally, not none of that. And the real one, I'll. Show you why I'm rude, bitch. OK. And then on that note, thank y'all. See y'all next episode we out. We out of here.