Episode 99: Aight so..

0:00 What's going on? It's nocturnal this.

0:01 Is shady. It's your boy Easy.

0:25 Welcome back to the Really on this podcast.

0:27 My name is Nocturnal. I'm finally back in.

0:30 Fuck you. Almost.

0:32 The game's all here. Welcome back to the Welcome back

0:35 to another episode of the movie on this podcast.

0:38 I'm nocturnal. I'm evil.

0:41 We know what's up. I'm Shady.

0:45 Hey guys we. Know thoughts and prayers to

0:47 what? Brother Khan ain't shit wrong

0:48 with him. He just ain't here.

0:50 Hey guys, guess what episode it is?

0:53 99 it's not. It's 99.

0:55 Yeah, problems in that bitch. I'm.

0:56 About to say it better not be 100 all.

0:57 Right, 99 is 1. I ain't got a bitch.

1:01 Ain't one word to hold. Idiot.

1:03 Well, I'm they trying not to be. Happy, belated, old, happy,

1:06 belated. Oh, it's his birthday the other

1:07 day, wasn't it? Mine too.

1:09 Yesterday the goat. Happy birthday to Shady.

1:11 I'm old. I sent you.

1:13 You did? How how I feel to be 57 Great.

1:21 I still look better than these Crack a 20s.

1:23 You definitely doing what I'm saying.

1:25 You glowing? Got your nails popping and shit,

1:27 man. I'm gonna tell you like I had to

1:30 tell our good brother they day bitch my nails always done y'all

1:34 just never noticed the color. I do.

1:36 We do. His ass had a fucking whole

1:39 panic attack. I'm.

1:40 I'm a lady, damn it. I'm just a real the same same

1:44 sentence. One one of these days we just

1:47 went go ahead and bring Daddy up here so they can understand who

1:50 the hell daddy. But man, that's going to be the

1:53 man. No, the funniest shit ever is,

1:55 he said. If you knock me out with a full

1:58 set, I'm had to shoot you. Yeah, yeah I'm and cause ain't

2:04 no way. Yo, man woman I don't give a

2:06 fuck man woman them day I don't know you not knocking me out

2:10 with no full set my. I told him a story at like my

2:13 mom used to be a thug. Back in the day.

2:14 I seen her knock a grown ass. Man, I would nail the.

2:18 Full set. Yes, Swift.

2:19 Oh God. My mother was like that.

2:21 She's a thug. I believe it the only.

2:25 Thing that I can make that worse.

2:26 If you had like the coffin nails, I know you won't do it.

2:29 I know you won't do it. But if you had the fucking

2:32 coffin nails and knock somebody the fuck out, I don't want to

2:36 hear them say. Shit, the coffin nail sounds

2:38 painful for the coochie. First of all, hey I've seen some

2:43 videos with. Something.

2:45 No, they are careful. I've seen some shit on Twitter

2:47 where it works. See.

2:48 They're careful. I'm a little reckless.

2:50 And. Big enough?

2:50 Not Tony you know belong in a coffin.

2:52 You fuck? You that fucking brunch that we

2:56 had? That shit was let me get on my

2:58 Keith Fleece shit of. All people.

3:00 I didn't like it. Wow.

3:03 Let me let me be real and and by no shape or form.

3:07 I'm cheap, but I'm not cheap. If it's worth it, I'm a complain

3:09 about it when I look at my bank account, but I only say I

3:12 enjoyed the expense. That was not something I enjoyed

3:15 the expense. That was the most overrated,

3:18 overpriced brunch I've ever fucking been to.

3:21 Trash. We could have went to the diner

3:24 and I would had a bit of meal. I'm not mad I wasn't stuck home

3:27 with my baby. You know, first of all, the

3:29 price we saw wasn't. The price we paid.

3:31 No. It was an extra $20.00 for

3:33 gratuity per person. Oh.

3:36 So per. Person.

3:37 Yes. So let's put it like this.

3:39 Just think of it. We paid $100 a piece for brunch.

3:42 Got me fucked up 80. How many people showed up?

3:45 Me +6, me plus, yeah, me +6. So add on the taxes about like

3:51 a. Good 750.

3:52 Yeah, yeah, I'm rounding up. About a good 750.

3:55 No 700, we're rounded up. Got.

3:57 Me fucked up. The omelet, the omelet and the

4:01 waffle was good. That's because they made them

4:03 bitches right there in the at the bottom.

4:04 So it was giving very much. I understand how to fuck Keith

4:07 Leaf out when he went to Atlanta, where we're literally

4:09 paying for the aesthetic. The DJ was cool, the vibes was

4:13 cool. That was fucking it.

4:14 And they had 12 pictures of Mimosa.

4:16 Grass wall. Yeah, downstairs and a neon

4:19 sign. Right then.

4:20 And then I would have told everybody to turn around.

4:22 So you know what's crazy? I heard, I heard mixed reviews

4:25 about the food, right. So the way it was brought out to

4:29 me, you would have thought we was at a Five Star brunch

4:31 because it, you know, the tray with the silver top they bring,

4:33 like at the hotel, that's how they bring you.

4:35 They bring you everything. That's when they brunch.

4:37 Me. You.

4:38 But they still have a grass wall.

4:41 You can't trust shit with a grass wall.

4:43 Not true because there's a spot here.

4:46 Grass wall food is banging. The steak was well, well done.

4:49 That shit was unseasoned, dry and dry.

4:52 Salmon dry? Nope.

4:54 Bro, I'm about to just start hosting events at home.

4:58 String beans weren't dry. Yes, they fucked.

4:59 They were. I don't know what string beans

5:00 you fucking had. They weren't dry.

5:02 They were oily as a bitch with no seasoning.

5:05 My shit wasn't oily at all. I'm about to just start hosting

5:08 gatherings at the house for holidays and birthdays because

5:11 for $700.00 we could have had a good ass fucking time in my

5:14 dining room. Shit, we could have used that

5:16 fucking New Girl. Let's.

5:18 Know for real. Let's get into these quick pop

5:19 ups. That is a quick pop up that is a

5:22 quick grass wall aesthetic 3 out of 10.

5:28 Moving on. Glad you're here.

5:32 Easy. And I'm glad you're here.

5:33 No, we both. Have I can leave?

5:35 We both have sons and your daughter is is of age.

5:40 I can leave. What are you doing?

5:42 If your child really comes to you, she's standing on business.

5:46 Oh, standing on business. Toby thought he was standing on

5:51 business, too. Ain't got his foot chopped off.

5:55 Play me something safe. That ain't standing, no.

6:00 More Listen, I seen one video on The Tick Tock.

6:05 Right. That made a valid point.

6:08 And we know this because we've been there to that point where

6:12 at some point, even at your age, you might have attempted to try

6:15 one of your parents, right? So the guy made a better point

6:19 of saying is like when King kept saying I know you and I know

6:22 you. You know daddy Tia Tip, you

6:28 don't know what brought him to where he is now.

6:31 Like I just said, my momma was a thug, bro.

6:34 I'm in my 30s and my mother still tell me she'll knock my

6:36 mother fucking teeth out. I got I have mixed feelings

6:40 about it. Like so it's so.

6:42 Part of part of me feels like all right him saying that, that

6:46 I know you stuff and like certain things that they were

6:49 saying. It felt like they was trying to

6:52 like, like embarrass him in in like.

6:55 But you you started the. Embarrassment.

6:57 Everything that he was doing. I everything.

6:59 That he was doing. But this is the thing.

7:02 Yes, we know. We saw on TV that your grandma

7:05 primarily raised you because your parents were getting to the

7:07 back. Those that have experienced what

7:11 they feel like they might have been emotionally neglected by

7:14 their children. Their parents are kids that turn

7:17 into king. The only thing I don't like is,

7:21 and then I don't know his experiences, but to say you

7:25 didn't have a civil spoon lifestyle when your brother was

7:27 able to crash your daddy's fucking challenger?

7:32 Most of us don't have access to a parent that had a car.

7:35 Oh, you had it, Yeah, The SRT didn't.

7:37 He Yeah, but before the. SRT first hit.

7:39 Yeah, and this is before the Hellcat and all that shit.

7:41 Yeah. So I'm not down grading your

7:46 experience because your grandmother raised you and

7:49 that's what you wanted to be, because you wanted to be outside

7:51 and do what you want. And we know.

7:52 You wanted to be normal and. And I get that because that is

7:55 eventually why your siblings pulled themselves from the show.

7:58 They wanted to be normal. I get that in the sense of I've

8:01 never been famous, I don't have famous parents, but it's.

8:06 I feel like a lot of celebrity kids try to pull this persona.

8:12 That's not them. Like the Bankhead that that man

8:16 grew up in. Ain't the Bankhead that you

8:18 lived in. Definitely.

8:19 You feel what I'm saying? You didn't even grow up in

8:21 Bankhead. Like whatever part of Atlanta,

8:24 whatever part of Atlanta Grandma lived in, it still wasn't

8:27 Bankhead. Kings.

8:28 Definitely not. Should nowhere near be rapping

8:30 about. He got it out the mud because

8:31 you did not. This the thing though his older

8:35 kids I probably could respect that more from because before

8:39 Tip was tip he had the money King and Messiah.

8:42 King and Major are the ones that actually grew up in the big

8:45 houses. Messiah and the rest of them

8:48 like they probably. Know they just, yeah, they know

8:51 the struggle. They they mind you.

8:53 They all have different moms. That's the first thing.

8:56 He got Three different baby moms.

8:58 Tiny being the last. So what?

9:01 King 17 have been famous over 20 years, So the ones that got it

9:08 out the mud is the older siblings, which is I can respect

9:13 why they all go in different lanes.

9:16 So what you doing if you if you're?

9:17 Doing I'm a standing on business with my foot through your teeth.

9:22 We, I guess we all standing on business.

9:26 I think that's how you did it, standing on business.

9:31 But I just really have a gripe. I wish Tyree.

9:36 Would I just have one gripe? Y'all know me.

9:40 I'm the advocate for speaking up for yourself, right?

9:44 But I am not an advocate for the way these fucking millennial

9:48 kids act around their parents. You can express yourself without

9:54 being disrespectful. Because even looking at that

9:57 video, your father had to put you in the headlock because you

10:01 you got aggressive with your Mama.

10:04 At what point do y'all feel like your parents won't whip your

10:06 ass? Maybe they listen y'all have

10:08 different parents than we had. Listen, my granny, 83 years old

10:12 and she still take that cane and whip some ass if she got to.

10:16 I The level of respect is nonexistent with these fucking

10:21 new kids. And I also feel like a big part

10:23 of it is we 'cause we are the parents now, essentially.

10:28 And grandparents shit, we know people that's in the 30s, that's

10:31 grandparents. We don't teach them the same

10:34 respect. Now I'm not saying beat the shit

10:37 out of your kid because we know some people that didn't got they

10:41 asses whooped like that was way beyond child abuse.

10:45 But y'all, not even discipline in these little motherfuckers.

10:47 And we know y'all not because the teachers are saying it, the

10:50 school officials were saying it, the auntie that work in the

10:53 cafeteria is saying it. Y'all ain't got no type of

10:56 motherfucking respect. That's why y'all all need a a

10:58 good old fashioned switch to whip your ass.

11:00 To put a clothes on it, Tyree Try to stand on business with

11:05 me. That man can't even stand up

11:07 right now. He can bounce a little.

11:09 He definitely bounces, but try to stand on business with boy.

11:13 I I I want to be that safe pace as a parent, but I also want my

11:18 daughter to know that. Fucking play with me.

11:20 You get what I'm saying Like. But yeah, moving on like and

11:23 still speaking about the these millennials, the Philly, the

11:27 Philadelphia City Council passed the bill Thursday that bans the

11:30 use of ski mask in some public places.

11:32 So I thought it was all. Good.

11:35 No sheisties. Yeah, so listen, sheisties in

11:38 Philly. I just.

11:40 I don't trust you y'all motherfuckers be walking to the

11:43 corner store with the sheisty on and I'm just trying to get a a

11:46 bag of chips and. Be trying to sell water and and

11:49 and and squeegee boys and all that shit with the fucking

11:52 scheme, bro. Bro, I just was trying to get a

11:56 bag of chips and some some candy that ain't $0.25 no more.

11:59 How you trying to sell somebody weed on the at the fucking gas

12:03 station with this sheisty on? Well, the Sheisty is, because

12:06 cameras are everywhere. I got.

12:07 I get that. But I'm not.

12:10 I don't trust you. First of all, I don't trust it's

12:12 10 of y'all at this one fucking gas station all trying to sell

12:16 the same shit all you got Trisys on.

12:19 They all got the same plug. In 95° weather, mind you, they

12:23 wear these shits year. Round boy.

12:24 It's cold now so I understand, but like.

12:27 Bro, I know y'all got acne 'cause they all ain't washing

12:29 them motherfuckers. Y'all ain't washing your fucking

12:32 face. Y'all barely.

12:33 Washing your mouth area like. Yeah, y'all ain't washing your

12:36 fucking asses, all these masks. So but y'all trapping OK.

12:40 I just wanted. I just wanted that shit to get

12:43 passed down to like all major cities here.

12:46 LA every fucking way. Because like, it's it's way too

12:50 much with these. Damn.

12:50 Shit, bro, in the the corporate extra job that I got.

12:53 I walked in that job with a shy city.

12:54 They might be like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead.

12:57 You will. Be charity breach like.

12:59 No, for real. Immediately.

13:01 Everything OK at home? No, it's not sick of this shit,

13:05 grandpa. Speaking of these young boys

13:08 going into NBA, young boy, first of all, before we get into them,

13:15 why does Birdman feel the need to put his input into it?

13:20 New Orleans Shit. And young boy was signing case

13:23 money, yeah. In New Orleans.

13:26 But isn't he from Baton Rouge or something?

13:28 Or outside of New Orleans young boy.

13:33 I. Think he's from?

13:34 Still, that Louisiana Connection.

13:36 Not not saying it, but this. This is my thing, you old

13:40 Birdman whack 100. I don't personally know y'all

13:46 but y'all fucking antics on social media.

13:48 Sit your old asses down. That's like if if y'all are at

13:54 triple OG status, OG status, Y'all shouldn't even be

13:58 entertaining this clown shit. Like that's what y'all got the

14:00 little for. And and let's be clear.

14:03 Y'all are wealthy acting like this.

14:05 Let's be nothing Joe Budden said about that boy was wrong.

14:08 But hear me out. Joe Budden's platform is

14:11 literally to give his opinion on music, on pop culture, because

14:17 that's what the fuck people are looking for.

14:19 But because it came from Joe Budden, now is you got one gold

14:23 record, which I still don't understand how after 20 fucking

14:27 years that song just went gold. That shit was on like 30 video

14:30 games and. And then just went gold.

14:32 Yes, it. Did.

14:33 Yes it did. Earlier this year.

14:35 He already explained it. It's it's some bullshit to that.

14:37 We know it's some bullshit to that, because that fucking song

14:40 was on every video game. You got served shit.

14:43 Been in fucking. Movies hella video.

14:45 Game. It's no way.

14:47 Ain't no way it's some bullshit today.

14:48 And I'm not even saying I'm a Super Joe Budden fan.

14:50 Like he got a couple B side shit that.

14:53 Saying 3 words on a fucking. He got a couple B side, B side

14:56 songs that I I liked when he first came out.

14:58 And and young boy like, let's be No one is coming to Utah.

15:05 It's cold as fuck that I seen that interview he did but last.

15:08 One is coming to Gravedigger Mountain.

15:11 Why? It's police all around that

15:13 bitch. You can't even go to the mailbox

15:15 without the police coming. You can't go to the grocery

15:18 store. First of all.

15:20 So you ain't going no snacks, no juice in this bitch and I'm

15:22 supposed to talk to you for two hours?

15:23 I like, I seen young boy response and I'm like, all

15:26 right, you're standing up for yourself, you're immediately

15:27 going trash. But when he said that Nick, your

15:31 Dick can't even get hurt. What the fuck?

15:33 What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

15:36 How do you know that first of all?

15:38 And why do you know that? Why would?

15:40 Why and why would you repeat that?

15:41 As a heterosexual man with multiple kids, we clearly know

15:47 you be fucking 'cause you got about 30 kids.

15:50 Speaking of kids in the NBA, huh?

15:52 Go ahead. Easy.

15:57 You is nasty. You is nasty.

16:00 Y'all are nasty. Man, like that would have been

16:08 my kid. I'm standing on business.

16:10 Just saying I'm standing on business.

16:12 I'm still mad this bitch did a better segue than me.

16:14 Bitch. I like that though.

16:17 But. Please touch.

16:18 I'm standing on business. The most I know is that

16:22 supposedly, supposedly, allegedly that he was at a party

16:29 and supposed to be dating this girl that's 15 years old and

16:32 shit like that, like. But.

16:35 In America that is still illegal.

16:37 I don't know how it go in the country he from.

16:40 Not, not to. I'm looking at from both sides.

16:43 I'm not saying I'm defending him, but he is 21 so he can't go

16:47 to parties. I don't know some somebody said

16:49 it was a high school party. I'm not sure, but if it's a

16:51 party. Why are you dead but?

16:54 No, it could have been a college party because there are young.

16:56 It could have been a college party.

16:57 Geniuses that are in college are graduating college at 16 so.

17:01 Or she could have lied about her age initially.

17:05 Xbox. Which which happens a lot.

17:08 You can't. But the thing about is you you

17:09 gotta ask for ID and you gotta make sure it's them because like

17:13 I know some people that got an older sister that they look

17:16 almost identical but they like fucking seven years apart.

17:21 How many times you think I got in the clue with Miguel ID?

17:26 Remember I told you I went to Ohio, right?

17:28 I was in there. Gonna hold you.

17:29 I think I went to get my. I'm like, I'm going to get my

17:31 mom some fugs with her ID when I was younger.

17:35 Yeah, even the same color. But we look alike in the Lloyd.

17:43 Yeah, I'm saying that on the liquor store.

17:44 They don't give a shit. All the money is green, man.

17:47 I ain't buy no bottle. I just getting some fucks and.

17:49 Listen, if she can't tell you what color were the Nickelodeon

17:53 in movies on VHS, she's too young for you.

17:58 She's too young for me, bro. If she only had Snow White on

18:01 DVD. My she too young.

18:04 Speaking of DVD. If her favorite Disney movie is

18:08 Frozen. Oh my Lord.

18:11 She's too young. I have not seen that

18:14 motherfucking movie. I've seen it too many times.

18:17 Never I've seen clips. I think that's why I've.

18:21 Seen it too many times. I know to let it go, 'cause that

18:24 shit's been everywhere for years.

18:25 That's it. Speaking of letting it go.

18:31 Jesus. Christ, you remember the guy,

18:33 Derek Chauvin? Rest in peace with George Floyd.

18:37 Finished the job that need $20 on his his account.

18:41 The person that the person in jail that well, well, first of

18:47 all, Derek Chauvin got stabbed up 22 times in jail.

18:51 With a makeshift. Shank with a makeshift Shank.

18:53 Well, of course it's makeshift. The guy said that the the guards

18:57 responded too quick. He need $20 in his account.

19:02 Free him I'm. Take him.

19:05 I know y'all got him in the hole free.

19:06 Damn man from the hole. I know y'all got him in the hole

19:08 because that said he was gonna finish the job.

19:10 He's standing on business. Whatever he, whatever he

19:13 probably in there for is what he in there for.

19:15 I can't say what but. You know what?

19:19 Kind of doing the Lord's work right now.

19:21 Y'all don't want to know what I love us the fucking comments on

19:26 those fucking posts. I thought we'll take shit

19:29 series, but we take shit series like everybody was like, yeah,

19:32 what's his account number? Let me go ahead and slap him

19:34 $20. Like if that got cash up in jail

19:37 with somebody got the number of dad, cash up is lit.

19:40 I ain't going let. Me put some money on his books

19:42 real quick. I ain't going you.

19:43 Need some money in your phone account?

19:45 I ain't going to say what, but you saying like the the the

19:48 guards got there too quick or something like that.

19:50 Yeah, that's what allegedly what he said.

19:51 Allegedly. Allegedly.

19:53 I I know people in jail. That's been to jail and I kind

19:57 of understand the mindset of what happened with that.

19:59 But I ain't going to say it on here.

20:00 Let's just move. Listen, when I saw it I was

20:06 waiting for the update to say he passed from his injuries, not

20:09 going to hold. You.

20:11 The first comment I saw was damn, he couldn't breathe

20:12 either. I love us.

20:16 We'll take shit serious, but we take shit serious.

20:19 A Pro is, is, is, is. Stuff like that.

20:22 We, like you said, just doing the Lord's work where it's like,

20:26 how can you be mad at that person.

20:27 And Jet, that's as I've seen so many fucking cases where this

20:33 guy like this guy was like literally came in.

20:36 It's like, yeah, cellmate came in, was talking about his crime,

20:40 I got irritated and I started beating the shit out of.

20:43 Him remember the. His cellmate was A pedophile.

20:48 Remember the the guy that shot Ricky in Boys in the Hood?

20:52 Yeah, that's how he died. Yeah, yeah.

20:54 He got beat to death in jail. Life imitated art, and he got

20:58 beat to death in jail by his homey shit crazy out here.

21:02 So that shit really do happen. I found that out on TikTok.

21:05 Somebody. Phone went.

21:09 Off. Not us.

21:10 Keep it moving. What?

21:12 Me. So we have 2121. 21.

21:20 We got 21 more days until Christmas.

21:22 Fuck that holiday by Humbuck Christmaker.

21:27 How y'all feeling about it? I just said it.

21:29 Bitch, I'm PO. Celeste y'all got younger kids.

21:33 These fucking kids. Christmas list.

21:35 They want designer, Designer. Oh, your daughter?

21:38 And PlayStation fives and iPads. Listen here, listen adult in

21:43 this ghetto. Adulting is very ghetto.

21:46 Parenting is fucking ghetto. Adulting while being a parent is

21:51 fucking ghetto. That's too.

21:52 Damn bad. You know what?

21:54 Get the fuck out. Am I wrong though?

21:57 Adulting while being a parent is fucking ghetto.

22:01 Very, very, very, very very. Bitch, I ain't got money for me

22:05 as I spend my extra money on you.

22:07 Oh, for real. Like we are surviving out here.

22:09 We don't even know how we but I'm gonna go get my coffee

22:12 though. Have kids, they said.

22:14 It'll be fun, they said. It's only fun during tax time.

22:18 That's that's the only time it's fun.

22:19 Can't relate. Oh yeah, you.

22:23 Oh yeah, man. But I need an infant.

22:26 That's the only reason why I said a fucking start.

22:30 Listen, 'cause these teenagers don't get your shit, but a tax

22:32 deduction? Listen.

22:35 Can't wait? Son of a bitch and.

22:39 It's all gonna be spent on him. No bullshit.

22:43 What, you gonna spend the bills? But easy, man.

22:46 Dad need new pair shoes. Look it I always buy pair shoes.

22:52 I don't get fucked. You think I know You don't?

22:57 At least try to. Right.

23:00 Use a window. Shut up.

23:01 Hey, yo. I'm, I'm, I'm.

23:04 Look, I've been looking in that window until that money hit and

23:09 I got, oh, I paid this bill. I got nothing.

23:12 Give me them. You ain't gotta explain that

23:14 shit. I've been paying all these

23:15 motherfucking bills by myself for years.

23:17 I'm tired. For real.

23:18 I want to be a sugar baby without giving him no sugar.

23:23 That ain't. Happening.

23:24 It ain't but shit at this point. If I wasn't in a relationship,

23:29 I'm very married for money. My love is for sale.

23:32 Listen, you need a green card. Only fans looking real good,

23:37 right? Sell some fucking feet picks or

23:40 something. I got a first manicure, right?

23:43 Might make me some. Coy what the hell was we talking

23:44 about before we before off mic? My manicure.

23:48 No, you was talking about something about.

23:52 Triggering the world. Yeah, go ahead, let's let's

23:55 choose violence, says Kai. Ain't here.

24:00 Go ahead. We don't need no dead air.

24:04 Let's go ahead. Go ahead and get it out, man.

24:06 Only. Because I've been drinking

24:07 before I came to this. Office.

24:08 I've been drinking. What the hell was your?

24:11 Go ahead. Tequila.

24:13 Oh boy. I'm so sick of people.

24:19 Don't get me wrong, mental illness is a very serious topic,

24:24 but I'm so sick of everybody that's using like certain mental

24:28 illnesses as a crutch and trying to like is.

24:34 I got one response for that. Go see a fucking professional.

24:43 You can't say you doing the work without doing the fucking work.

24:48 And as much as we colored people think that it's taboo, it's

24:53 fucking not go talk to somebody that's not just stupid ass home

24:57 girl. Emphasis on stupid.

24:59 Talk to somebody other than social media.

25:02 Talk to somebody with a fucking degree that can literally help

25:05 you break down the fucking problem.

25:07 The problem is, y'all never get to the core of the root of the

25:10 fucking issue. You just throw a little dirt on

25:12 it and keep the fucking moving and put your fucking issues on

25:15 to everyone else. I promise you, everybody that

25:19 was like, oh, you because they were like you always suggesting

25:21 therapy. Go do it.

25:22 Go try it. Don't work.

25:23 Have you tried it? Yeah, I tried it, but I just.

25:25 I went in there. But I know ain't gonna never

25:27 work. That's why.

25:28 Ain't gonna never. Work.

25:28 So what's first the first thing with therapy?

25:30 I. Feel like everybody that ever

25:31 said like therapy doesn't work. You go in with the mindset that

25:35 is not going to work, so of course.

25:36 It's not even, not even that. He probably just one.

25:39 Just found one therapist and didn't like like.

25:42 Or not. Hit me up.

25:43 Vet them out. I don't know what type of shorts

25:46 y'all next guy but y'all here wasting money with therapy and

25:49 talking about don't work. I know I spent thousands of

25:54 dollars with insurance doesn't matter and without it is.

25:59 At one point my third was saying take my insurance I was kicking

26:02 that bread out of pocket to stay consistent.

26:03 Y'all here wasting money like that.

26:06 Y'all want to keep wasting money.

26:08 My cash up and and Apple Pay and Zoe is open.

26:10 They could be just wasting, they could be just wasting money to

26:12 just trying to find somebody that's just going to.

26:14 I will say. Try to like you still see her,

26:17 she around. I don't know.

26:19 They don't know I need to find another but I just.

26:22 Want to find somebody that's just going to?

26:25 Support your stupidity. Support their delusion, yeah.

26:28 But here's the thing with therapy.

26:30 Therapy is like when you going out and trying on several

26:33 different outfits, Sometimes you got to go through that.

26:36 Sometimes you get blessed and get lucky, Sometimes you don't.

26:42 Like I had a psychiatrist that I fucking hate and I got a regular

26:45 therapist and then she referred me to a psychiatrist.

26:49 They were both great as a team. Hell, they even referred me to a

26:52 couple therapist at one point and she was dope.

26:57 So again, when I speak on this shit is because I literally

27:00 wasted and not wasted money for this shit.

27:03 I ain't doing a couple sturpy no more.

27:04 Bitches. Leave me alone.

27:07 Why not? It didn't work.

27:11 Well, I will say, I won't necessarily say it didn't work,

27:15 but as individuals we have to build ourselves while trying to

27:20 build the foundation that is our relationship.

27:22 So that is hard. When one person is fixing

27:25 themselves, they doing the work, they going to therapy, they

27:28 doing the growth work because that's y'all fucking problem

27:29 too. Y'all, don't do your

27:30 motherfucking homework doing. The shadow work.

27:33 God, I don't want to do that anymore.

27:35 Anyway, Yeah so I got a random but not so random question slash

27:40 request from a listener of ours, but they want us to talk about

27:44 it. Lord, here we go.

27:49 Y'all got some experiences on dating apps.

27:52 Yep. Can't share?

27:54 Which one? Start from wherever.

27:56 Oh. The good and the bad.

27:59 You can do either. Ain't too much good fucking.

28:04 I match. I talked to him and then after

28:09 two days my free trial run up. Bitch disappear.

28:12 I don't know if I can tell you. I think it was only.

28:16 You thought you was going to find somebody on the free trial?

28:19 Not the not the actual free trial like the free trial of me

28:22 talking to them like they still be there.

28:25 I put conversation, the conversation.

28:27 Don't ever last on them bitches. This is the one question I have.

28:32 You can imagine somebody interact with them, but at some

28:34 point y'all got to come up on this app, whether that's

28:37 FaceTime. You know what?

28:39 I'm saying something. Talk on the phone and you can't

28:41 just what? You doing me to death?

28:43 That's that's a problem too because there'd be it'll be a

28:47 lot of women on there be like Oh well I'm not just going to give

28:50 out my number we can talk on here.

28:51 Well, if you're not talking on here, we're.

28:53 Not, but that's the thing about. Your number so I can actually

28:55 take you out to some fucking way.

28:57 OK, for example, Facebook dating.

29:00 You can FaceTime on Facebook. You can literally video call on

29:04 Facebook. The quality ain't as great as an

29:06 iPhone or whatever the case may be, but it's an option if you

29:11 don't want to get your number out.

29:13 You didn't already gave your fake government name out by

29:15 joining this fucking app with your Facebook profile.

29:18 Loving my eight kids. Choosing me Williams.

29:24 Southside freaky taste, they tatted.

29:26 Like, OK, I don't think I have any good.

29:33 Well, no, I can't say it wasn't necessarily a dating app.

29:36 It was. Somebody found me through a

29:37 mutual and he shot her shot through like the anonymous app.

29:41 And then they landed. And then they proceeded to what

29:43 it was, and there was nothing but.

29:45 Not now was nothing. Then there's also that crazy

29:48 bitch. Which one?

29:50 Boston. Oh yeah, yeah.

29:55 That's why every time I see that fucking ad on TikTok about

29:59 Tammy, I'm like Cap Swipe No doesn't relate to me.

30:03 Fuck, because the bitches that advertise for that app don't be

30:06 on that motherfucker app. I.

30:09 Thought I had crazy bitches. That shady, that crazy bitch

30:14 outside again. Well, this is, this is like kind

30:18 of the same thing it was this is like, wait for the Facebook

30:21 dating. Dating.

30:22 Yeah, Boston does scare me. Boston scares me.

30:25 You know how females be scared of creepy men?

30:27 They'd be like, oh, he probably watching me doing nothing.

30:30 Boston will do that. She did do that.

30:35 Weird. Weird.

30:36 It was the like jumping on the podcast live and we stood back

30:40 in the day go live and. I remember.

30:42 I remember. You mind?

30:44 Yeah. Weird, that's.

30:50 The thing there is a fine line between mutual obsession and

30:59 just full out possession of something or someone that

31:01 doesn't belong to you. I know, like I ain't signed up

31:04 for this agreement. Kind of like the I don't know if

31:07 y'all seen it or not, but that that Ruby Rose situation this

31:11 guy spent. Like she needs to be scared.

31:13 Of him. Then she spent like 70 something

31:15 K on her. Something he spent about 96,

31:17 about 90 I I seen at first it was 6060.

31:21 It went up, it went up to 90,000 and and what the fuck?

31:27 Her only things look like. It's just all pictures, all

31:30 pictures. For her Instagram.

31:31 Just videos, dancing. Everything on her Instagram is

31:34 on. Only fans.

31:35 So we paying for what we can get for free.

31:37 Yes, so. This man got her, her face

31:40 tagged on her, On his. Leg.

31:42 Did you see the text messages? Yes.

31:45 He was like, yo, I've been sending you all this money.

31:47 Why can't you send a text back? Why aren't you?

31:49 Why are you not talking? He said he said he will send her

31:53 10 bitcoins worth over $400,000 just for a one word text, just

32:00 for a high. And when she posted, Oh yeah, I

32:03 just ran into my #1 fan. Oh, you ain't running into him.

32:06 You ain't running to him. You know you post where you.

32:08 He been he been following you? So that is, I think that's the

32:12 negative on and off side of online dating is you never

32:19 really truly know the person's persona, personality, what

32:26 lengths they're willing to go through to get to you.

32:29 And that's the scariest part about this shit, because not

32:33 everybody is themselves, you know, their representative is on

32:37 this app, and then you get the, you know what I'm saying?

32:40 Talking to him, you might talk to him on the phone and you

32:42 start, OK, the crazy bitch is coming outside.

32:44 And we all know, like, I seem to attract crazy bitches, 'cause

32:47 I'm a crazy bitch. But I don't need a thin line

32:52 between love and hate. Stalk me through my friend's

32:54 profile. I seen you on your home girl's

32:57 side part under the story in the corner you had on a blue shirt

33:01 like, bitch. What like?

33:03 Yo, I can I owe? Everybody, when I tell you, all

33:07 of her friends had to block Boston because she was going

33:10 through all of our pages to see what this lady was doing.

33:14 I don't know what you did to that Lady.

33:17 Nothing. We never made it to the in

33:20 person thing, remember? I know because we was supposed

33:23 to. Both.

33:23 See, I was going for the food, to be honest, and as crazy as

33:27 she started, she was cool. And then it was like that switch

33:32 flip and it's like, all right, we can Kiki, but then you just

33:36 start, bitch. Bye bye Good fucking bye.

33:43 Between her and the young and I don't know which one is worse.

33:45 Boston. Boston.

33:46 You're right, Boston. Boston the Younger just wanted

33:49 to be married. Yeah.

33:50 I wasn't trying to be committed. I was trying to be a hoe.

33:52 And she was just sorry, not sorry.

33:55 Go live your life younger. That's.

33:57 What she did, she did. But you know, I gave you what

33:59 you wanted. But I was trying to be a hoe.

34:01 That's. Really.

34:01 What that was, you gave her what she wanted and.

34:03 I was trying to be a hoe. I was heartbroken.

34:06 I was trying to be a hoe. I'm sorry.

34:08 Not sorry. You just came at the You came in

34:11 the villain era, and you listen. You did.

34:15 Welcome to the Really unfucket. If there's one thing we can all

34:19 like, collectively agree on, even kind of not being here,

34:23 there ain't nothing worse than giving them girls some heart

34:26 heartbroken Dick, 'cause you I I got this saying when like I got

34:32 this saying we'd be fucking somebody like, yo, you like

34:34 you'd be dropping spinal cord in that motherfucker, like putting

34:37 your whole bag into it if you ever gave it up some heartbroken

34:41 Dick, real or strapped. You understand what the hell I'm

34:45 saying when I say like you putting all spinal cord in that

34:47 motherfucker? And the crazy thing is, I ain't

34:49 even want to do it. They made me.

34:53 Y'all did. I definitely did.

34:56 I will take. That knocking fucking sweet.

34:58 Specifically easy. Like, well, if you going to do

35:00 it, I mean it's OK whatever. I was encouraging the toxicity.

35:03 Bitch, I'm just your best friend.

35:05 It was the IT was. I like her nails.

35:07 You should fuck her. Like bitch.

35:10 They they glued in the dark. Go.

35:13 He was just looking like, yo, like, come on, man, you ain't.

35:16 It's been a while. We see.

35:18 We see how stressed you is, shoulders all bunched up and

35:21 shit. Look how fluorescent them nails

35:23 are, yeah? But this is the thing though,

35:26 for the type of that I am, the glow, the dark nails wrapped

35:29 around my strap is not the same pleasure as it is wrapped around

35:32 y'all Dick. True.

35:33 I mean, it looks nice, but I mean, you going to suck it or

35:37 not, Like, I don't know. But it's just but it's just like

35:40 a grass wall aesthetic. I'm just saying like, it's it's

35:46 it's certain things that like my brain and I y'all know I'm gonna

35:49 overthink it. It just wasn't clicking for me.

35:51 Otis. Like, all right, I mean, OK,

35:57 that looks nice. It looks nice.

35:59 This is cool. You should have recorded it

36:01 mixed with the LED lights. Hey, it was fire.

36:05 But. Like, this is cool, but you

36:09 know, I can't feel this though on the vibrating bed.

36:13 Yeah, yeah. On the vibrating Oh yeah,

36:16 vibrating bed. Yes.

36:17 You know what's crazy is I've realized how much of a nice

36:20 person I am now, that it was a few lives that I should have

36:23 ruined on that fucking bit. I'm saving the sanctified now,

36:26 but still, it's like bitch, why? I was heartbroken.

36:29 I really could have ruined a lot more lives.

36:31 Quote UN quote You should have just took it.

36:33 Know the fuck I shouldn't. Have I don't like jail.

36:35 That's what we ain't doing. If I'm going to jail, it's for a

36:38 damn good reason and it ain't for no fucking coochie.

36:42 Never, never fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, I.

36:45 Promise you That's that. You should have just took it.

36:47 No. Why the fuck would I do that?

36:50 Took my ass to the other side of this big.

36:53 I should have fucked this. I don't do y'all know that that.

36:58 And you inebriated. No, no.

37:00 No, bitch. No.

37:01 Fucked up by sober Why you ain't just take it?

37:04 I took something. I took my ass right to bed.

37:07 You comfortable? Alright, cool.

37:08 Put a blanket on you. There you go.

37:10 Shit. Don't be mad as a bitch, but.

37:14 Fucking stupid bitch. Fuck this shit, you bitch.

37:17 I don't know. So I guess y'all know what was

37:22 dope, though? I got to do the book a whole

37:25 exhibit. That shit was fire.

37:28 How was that? It was dope.

37:30 I'm mad. That shit was literally, I

37:31 forgot I was in the library. That shit was a museum.

37:35 It was dope. And it got it got taken down by,

37:38 at least by now, right? Or starting to.

37:40 I'm fucking mad. Listen, I would.

37:42 Me and her was looking at that shit and I was trying to figure

37:44 out how they was going to take all this down.

37:45 Because the amount of time and effort, like with the fucking

37:49 wallpaper. I'm like the inside wall too.

37:53 Not just the the pic, the outside.

37:54 They got like pictures of him, like throughout his time.

37:58 Oh, shit on the Wallpapers, dog. I hope they got a raise to take

38:03 that shit down because that goes taking time.

38:06 He got art in there and everything.

38:07 Sidewall looked like it was carved in.

38:10 Yeah, but I think that's just aesthetic.

38:11 Aesthetic. But yeah, that that was dope.

38:16 And you New Yorkers is fucking rude.

38:20 I thought we was rude. Y'all motherfuckers is rude.

38:22 I almost ran a couple people over.

38:24 You got to. The, the, the Listen, the old

38:27 lady was about to get the people's elbow in front of the

38:30 this. You got to run them off, run

38:33 them over, no. One most rude city from a

38:35 million years and running bro. They had like a fucking

38:38 sculpture of his hands like this, right?

38:42 So I'm stating there, you know, take her pictures, my turn.

38:44 Because, you know, the selfie action just wasn't going to go

38:47 for trying to get the aesthetics from the artwork and shit like

38:49 that. So I'm there in front of the

38:53 fucking sculpture and shit. She just walks like this smack

38:57 that right in front of the shit was like, oh, there we go.

39:01 I'm. I just looked at her, bitch

39:05 looked at her. By the time I looked at her

39:08 friend that was with her, she just saw me and she just was

39:10 like, I'm so sorry for her. And baby, please go ahead and

39:15 take your picture. She was just very excited

39:17 because I'm looking like I have people's elbow.

39:20 Auntie, I I won't, like be on you, but I will listen, man, you

39:29 ever got a shoulder bump from a. Get the fuck outta here.

39:32 I might break your shit very loose, this bitch out here like.

39:35 I never understood people. I need to go back though for the

39:38 food. I never, yes, I never understood

39:41 people that would see somebody. Chopped cheese.

39:44 I did. It's just a burger.

39:46 It's just a burger. I had a good but it's.

39:48 Just a burger. We had a chopped cheese and a

39:51 Philly. What you like better?

39:56 They both were good, actually. What you like better?

39:59 I don't really eat red meat, so you really can't ask me that.

40:02 But one of my friends asked the question she asked New York or

40:08 Phillies. I was like, New York's Phillies

40:10 is overrated. Ours are better than Phillies

40:11 way. Overrated.

40:13 I was like, I'm personally don't see the fucking outside of

40:17 getting out of Baltimore for a couple hours.

40:19 I don't fucking see the point. Me driving an hour for Philly

40:21 cheese steaks. Unless you're going to the hood

40:23 spots like in New York, you going to the bodegas, the delis,

40:27 you know what I'm saying? But the chain spots, bro, I'm

40:30 keep driving until I get to New York and get one that get one of

40:32 theirs. The the tourist spots and I

40:34 like, yeah, what's it Gino's, me or no?

40:37 Max's. Gino's and Max.

40:38 'S is cool. Yeah, it's better than Gino's

40:41 Iscabibles. Gino's and the one right across

40:44 from the Pat's trash. Oh, even the garbage supporters

40:48 said it was trash. Yeah, that's your trash.

40:51 I don't like that, That shit. It's a tourist track.

40:53 I don't know why the fuck everybody keep going there.

40:55 But they put excavables on South Street now where it's at

40:58 Tuesdays and shit at. Oh hell.

41:00 That's the second location down there on South St. next to Shine

41:02 Jewelers. I'm pretty.

41:04 Sure, that's the one. We literally next door.

41:06 Yeah, that was the one we went to.

41:07 Yeah, we didn't go to the original.

41:08 I'm pretty sure it's trash over there in that.

41:10 It was OK. It was alright.

41:12 The original location is probably better.

41:14 Way better. But I hate people.

41:18 I like Max's. The man was in that bitch

41:19 sweating. How does a bitch from that

41:22 fucking? That's how I know the old man

41:24 was looking. Like yo from Do the right thing.

41:25 Old ass with a towel on his like sweating like what you want.

41:28 Like, yeah, shit might be hidden.

41:29 I know a little bit of sweat got a little bit of sweat got on my

41:32 damn steak, but it's fine. I I did get to be in a tourist

41:35 and kind of like go through like my childhood a little bit while

41:37 I was in New York. Yeah, you was in my stomach

41:41 grounds, yeah. Listen, everybody know like two

41:44 of my favorite rappers is from New York and they both from

41:46 Brooklyn. Ain't no way in hell I was

41:48 stepping Fred in Brooklyn and not going to to they stomping

41:51 ground. Straight checked your location

41:53 like fuck you doing in the style like what you going what's going

41:57 on? Because she just looking like

41:59 and of course she grew up in the South.

42:00 The the what we were introduced to they weren't they had little

42:05 Wayne. They had no limit and shit like

42:07 that. We had we technically had Pop,

42:10 Mickey and Jay-Z. No, it's not really a big noise

42:14 for him, but we had him. You know what I'm saying?

42:16 So I'm like, shit, ain't no way we've been in the Star.

42:18 You think I ain't about to go to Biggie House?

42:22 I would have went to Mossy too, but New York fucking traffic his

42:24 ass. That and mossy.

42:26 The same Mossy like, yeah. I got a picture of the sign from

42:29 the exhibit, so that works. Listen bro, that's all you.

42:33 Plus I also know I'm from the hood alright?

42:35 When it's dark time, you can't be going through hood that you

42:37 in front. A win is a win.

42:39 I take it close enough. Next I gotta go to Staten

42:42 Island. I gotta go to the Wu Tang

42:43 Memorial. Yeah, we can.

42:45 We can. Have fun with that ferry.

42:47 No, you can drive to it. Have fun with that ferry.

42:50 You can drive right through Staten Island.

42:52 I ain't getting on the fire. I'm pull up, take my picture and

42:56 I'm out. Fuck this shit.

42:57 I'm out. Same thing we did today.

42:58 Look, I came for what? I came here.

43:01 Oh. MLK House.

43:03 And OK, it's more. We need another picture of that

43:06 shit. Fucking stupid ass RV shit

43:10 Pissed me. The fuck.

43:12 Why would you park right your big ass over you right in front

43:15 of the mirror? But let's go ahead and just go

43:18 ahead and wrap this up. So we did not win Podcast of the

43:22 year, but thank y'all for voting for us.

43:25 Anyway, Congrats to the winners. I met my fucking our studio home

43:29 and win and I ain't letting that shit go.

43:31 We taking that shit next year? Congrats to my brother Kyle.

43:34 He did win. He did.

43:35 Win in a fucking second, I. Forgot what I'm.

43:38 Sorry, Baltimore Club of the Year of the Year.

43:41 Oh, yeah. You know, Congrats.

43:42 Congrats to my brother, Kyle. At least we got least.

43:44 We walked away with something. We leave here for something.

43:46 We've run away. If it was a clean sweep, I

43:50 promise you, y'all would have hated us this week.

43:52 Still shocked our organization got nominated.

43:55 I have no idea how to fucking. I don't.

43:57 Know. Thank you.

43:59 We ain't as popular as the other motherfuckers on the list with

44:01 shit we was on that motherfucker.

44:03 Oh, you mean Chino? Yeah.

44:04 No, we're not. No, we're not.

44:05 I don't even remember the last time Chino rode a bike through

44:08 the city. But it don't matter.

44:09 He's Chino. I'm just being real When?

44:12 He first started. No.

44:14 Like he pops up here every now and then in the summer, but not

44:17 like consistent like he is. But I don't blame him.

44:19 I don't. Blame him.

44:20 Shit. Get the fuck away, man.

44:22 That man almost died here. His brother died here.

44:23 One of his best friends died here.

44:26 Kicked your money and go. He was here for the holidays but

44:29 I don't know if he rolled through the.

44:31 Get a crab cake piece out. Yeah, for real like.

44:33 My question is. No.

44:35 I seen for the living legends the running man who is going to

44:39 get him to come? To That man has a house.

44:42 He ain't homeless. He just looked like no, no.

44:47 He. Ain't come what's some why

44:49 somebody catch that run away and give him his shit.

44:50 He. Didn't even know he got

44:52 nominated. That had a Nike endorsement.

44:54 And y'all ain't know. He ain't know why he got that

44:56 motherfucker, but because he'd be running, he got a Nike

44:58 endorsement. Somebody go catch that man and

45:00 give him his shit. And from what I can see from the

45:03 organizer of the event, she's very thorough in how she goes

45:07 about the shit. Somebody go catch him around the

45:09 way and give him a shit. He beat that.

45:12 He he be here somewhere? I think he lives in West

45:15 Baltimore. I'd see that man everywhere, I

45:19 believe. So I think he lives in West

45:20 Baltimore, so he ain't hard to find.

45:22 I'll be seeing him in the most randomest parts of the city, to

45:25 be everywhere. Listen, I wish my old ass could

45:27 jogger that many miles a day. I.

45:29 Could have sworn I've seen him in Abbott in Aberdeen.

45:31 One. Time probably did, but you

45:34 probably did you. Ran to Harford County.

45:37 Rug. Now take me a Uber back cuz you

45:38 ain't about to give me the run back, like walk it.

45:42 But anyway I I'll say like humbly it was nice to be

45:46 considered amongst your peers, amongst people in the city,

45:48 people who nominated us. It was dope.

45:51 It would be nice to win, but you know, I'm not harping on it.

45:53 It was. It was nice to be a part of the

45:56 list and if I was there for probably like the first half of

45:59 the event, it was a nice event. It was very cultured.

46:02 And seeing some, like some big names from the city like Molly

46:04 Man, Quicksilver, Paul. Dude, I cannot think of the dude

46:07 that did the slam poetry but that she no the one that he gave

46:12 the award to Black Shaka, that poem.

46:17 He was fire. That was I I know.

46:21 I never realized how I missed like, poetry and slam until

46:26 being in the room with that shit.

46:27 That shit was dope. I ain't been to a like a poetry

46:30 or slam event in years. Me.

46:32 Actually, like the homie that we had on the show, like years when

46:35 we first started, she's the host.

46:37 That shit that was when I used to go to.

46:38 She's that rap battles, the live poets, artists, all that shit.

46:43 I need to get tapped in and I also need to we need to network

46:47 a little more with our peers and fellow creatives in the city.

46:51 So people know people know us, but they don't know what you

46:54 feel, what I'm saying? Hey man, we open.

46:57 Heads up. DMS e-mail us.

46:59 Don't e-mail us at 4:00 AM Has some goddamn koof.

47:03 I promise you, I'm a read. That shit I get.

47:05 I'm gonna have some koof business hours please.

47:08 Being creative. So I understand what you

47:10 probably be doing at 4:00 in the morning, but it's 4:00 in the

47:13 morning. I got nine to five.

47:14 I got nine to five like I got sometimes a nine to nine, like

47:19 like today. Today was like a five to five I

47:22 got. I got a 8 to 4.

47:23 Like, yeah, Like. Five, But I ain't up.

47:26 Yeah, like have some goddamn coof about yourself.

47:29 I don't know what the fuck to call my job.

47:30 I just be there in the morning. I get there when I get there,

47:33 and I get off when I get off. To be really honest, fellas,

47:36 you. Can go ahead and start.

47:41 To be really honest, in the limelight of fuckery being made

47:47 popular, please, please stop pouring your insecurities on

47:53 other fucking people. Y'all just be doing too fucking

47:58 much. And I know I sound like a

47:59 Baltimore crew, 'cause I know you're going to say it, but

48:03 please, y'all just got to fucking stop.

48:06 And I really only made that comment because of the fucking

48:09 hoe Ashanti and everything. Like y'all just can't let be

48:12 happy whatever that looks like for them.

48:14 Just let a motherfucker be happy.

48:16 It's Hard Out Here. They haven't stopped smiling

48:20 since they got. Back and listen, I don't if that

48:22 if happiness. Happy is Nelly.

48:24 And if happiness is spending a block or spending a new block,

48:28 go for that shit. What up?

48:29 Listen Hard Out Here. It's hard to find happiness in

48:32 this fucked up ass world. Latin be happy.

48:34 Stop being hating. Hating hoes.

48:37 Always fucking unhappy. Man spent the block dating.

48:40 Both grew. And now she's pregnant.

48:42 Allegedly. Allegedly.

48:43 And if she is? Finally, somebody somebody said

48:47 that somebody finally did that. They came out and confirmed that

48:49 she is. I'm I'm.

48:51 I want to hear it from them House.

48:53 I'm calling my cousin. He was there.

48:56 I ain't even want to touch one. I already told that.

48:59 You don't never tell. What's the point of having rich,

49:01 famous fucking relatives? They don't give you none of that

49:03 juicy shit. You was literally fucking it.

49:05 What happened? Tell me anyway.

49:07 Moving on. Easy.

49:10 To be really honest, stop getting upset with your friends

49:16 because they tell you what you need to hear and not what you

49:18 want to hear. Church.

49:21 It, and sometimes the truth hurts, but it's really what you

49:26 need to hear to listen to wake you up from your fucking stupid

49:29 ass delusion. And because it's not what you

49:32 want to hear, you get upset with that person and and.

49:36 All this other shit, they so right, Like they.

49:41 Like you get upset with that person talking about, oh, they

49:43 so fake and they ain't trying to do this.

49:45 They not a real friend? No, they are a real friend.

49:47 They're trying to look out for what's best for.

49:49 You ain't trying to cuddle. You right.

49:52 Fuck this real life. This fucking real life.

49:54 Did the world about to cuddle you this motherfucker?

49:58 Sometimes they can need tough love.

49:59 Y'all can hang out. Y'all might got a yes woman or

50:01 man on your team, but I ain't that knock.

50:08 Choosing violence again? Nope.

50:10 Nope. To be rudely honest, just

50:17 because you have a hobby that you make money from does not

50:20 mean you are a business owner. Wow.

50:26 So should I shut this down or no?

50:28 I know I see a lot of people trying to wear the Monica of

50:35 entrepreneur and. Have Entreprenegro.

50:37 Entreprenegro and all that, but have no idea what really goes

50:42 into actually being an entrepreneur.

50:45 Please take some business classes and and add customer

50:48 service etiquette to that shit too.

50:49 That's because you. Went on YouTube and learned how

50:52 to do something in 15 minutes. Does not.

50:55 And now you got like three people that come to you for that

50:59 does not mean you have a business.

51:02 It technically does. You just don't have the good

51:03 marketing to have a bigger following word to keep.

51:05 Me hobby that you make money for.

51:08 Just because you slap a graphic on the Haynes T do not try to

51:11 charge me $45.00 for that shit. Or gilded or gilded?

51:16 Or gilded. That fucking shit.

51:18 Listen, I understand profit margin versus expenses, but

51:22 bitch, you're not about to play with me 'cause that shit going

51:23 pill as soon as I watch it. Long story short, fuck your

51:26 TikTok shot. Oh wow.

51:28 What Tik? T.O.K should I?

51:30 Do to you? Fuck your TikTok.

51:32 I like TikTok all. Them clothing line ones.

51:34 Debbie T.O.K. Clothing line ones all y'all got

51:37 big bubbled lettered hoodies and shit.

51:40 Fuck all that. Well, in that case, shot with

51:42 the motherfucker gang, your letters ain't bubbling.

51:46 Won't fade, won't come off. Shot with a motherfucking gang.

51:48 No heart, no hustle. All right, this has been another

51:51 episode of the Ruby on his podcast.

51:53 I'm Shady. I'm.

51:54 Easy. I'm sleepy.

51:55 I'm nocturnal. Clearly Shadow Tile sponsor shot

51:59 with the motherfucking gangshot.noheartnohustle.com.

52:03 Say that three times fast. Shut up.

52:05 Let's do digital impact studios What?

52:08 Else fuck you Kyle. We see you next.

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52:39 Like and don't get us confused with the other podcast.

52:41 We are the. Rudely, Not brutally, not none

52:45 of that. And the real one, I'll.

52:48 Show you why I'm rude, bitch. OK.

52:50 And then on that note, thank y'all.

52:52 See y'all next episode we out. We out of here.