Episode 100: To Infinity and Beyond

What's going on? It's nocturnal this.

Is shady it's your boy. Easy.

Welcome to the ruling on his podcast

Gator Boots with the pimped out Gucci suit.

One of my favorite episodes. Ain't Got No Job.

One of my favorite episodes, but I stay fly.

But you know what I got to say to this shit?

Daddy's home. I said Daddy's home to stay.

Yeah, I'm back, baby. What it is?

Well, welcome back to another episode of The Rudely on this

podcast. Mom's.

Mom's not here. Bill's going to bed, no.

I was impressed. To what?

Our sister Shady ain't shit wrong.

She's just been stuck. In traffic.

Yeah, she in traffic. Something about a bridge

collapse or something? Traffic, traffic and looking for

her chapstick. Feeling kind of caustic.

There's a Ford Maverick. That's a hit right there.

But I go by the name nocturnal. I go by easy.

I go by Cobb under score. And today, today, and today on

this episode, we have a myth A. Big Ass.

Myth. The legend, yeah.

The man, the myth, the legend. Y'all have heard us reference

this so many fucking times on this damn show.

State your name Gangster. Well, to the people out there,

I'm dead Egg, also known as CEO. No, we're not.

CEO, President of We We World Athletics.

Hey, yo. Yeah, first and foremost.

We we world this. Is like.

Yo, we we world is, Yeah. Let me explain that though, for

the people out there, please explain that for all 2024, we're

not going to Pound Town. We're not taking no holds to

Pound Town straight We we were straight We we were.

Straight We we were. This is why we talk about him

the way we do now, so. What pound town is Walmart like

we were? We're on this target, huh?

So, yeah, Yep, Yep. Just like that Pound Town is

Walmart. We we were on this target.

I take that because Walmart is blue and Target is red.

Anywho, what you guys been up to, you know, what's been going

on? I mean, I feel like I missed a

lot. I wasn't here, you know.

Fuck Christmas. God.

Fuck Christmas. Definitely.

Fuck. Christmas God Dang.

Definitely. Fuck Christmas.

Not even on no bad shit. It's just.

Started. Not even on no bad shit.

It's just like. Someone's not I can't spirit

Brook. Yo broke.

I am broke. Bro, you shouldn't even be broke

right now. Shit.

Why not? You gotta go.

Christmas gift for a baby? And his eight-year old sister,

He. Got a point?

You shouldn't be broke. Right now also also I have God,

kids, nieces, nephews. When I say God.

Said you take care of them kids when the parent is absent.

That's what a God parent is for. So God said fuck.

Them kids. I'll let your boy.

I wish I could say fucking. Shit, speaking to them kids.

I mean, y'all kid not. Y'all y'all y'all see me

flourishing my my children. Yeah, I like that.

That's a hard ass hoodie That that hoodie is fine.

I felt life episode 100. I had to come and keep it 100

and, you know, show off my kids and myself.

We do need to mention that this is episode 100 of The Rule.

Leona's fucking pub. One fucking hundo. 100 in this

bitch. We made it.

Fire on these bitches one time. So let's kick this off the right

way. Let's go with your non quick

quick ass pop ups. What do I want?

About to choose violence, I was about to say.

Nope, I. Thought he was.

Too no, no, no choosing violence.

Bet oh you choosing violence today.

Please. That's what I'm talking about.

He ain't got on Black Ass Forces, but he got on the

others. Yep.

He got on his constructs today. Hey crew, shout shout out to the

crew. You know what I'm saying?

No heart, no hustle. Shot with the motherfucking

gang. Gang.

Gang. Houston has been raided.

The top rochiest city in America.

Rochiest is a word. No, it is.

Put it in a sentence. Houston is rated the most in in.

America. That's terrible.

Yo. That's terrible.

Yeah. Crew.

Baltimore. Baltimore is number 11.

All that extra shit. Houston's number one.

Yeah. Crew.

Damn. Talk that gangster shit now, E.

You got flying roaches? Oh no.

Well, Cherry Hill by itself is they.

That's why we Wait, wait. Wait, we not we not going to

talk about? Roaches flying.

Lanes. Yes, they have.

Like down South, they have flying roaches, flying roaches.

Yeah, roaches can actually fly. We know a couple of them anyway.

No, I mean roaches. I'm a lot lizard.

Image This ain't right any who What's up bro?

What you got for us? This.

This. This good occasion.

Ain't nobody die. I don't think you.

Just going to go there, he. Ain't nobody die.

You could have been something positive.

Rest in peace to this person 9. This person nine.

Yeah, well, since we talk. We're talking about No, no, we

not. Since we talk about rest in

peace, we going to say rest in peace to Draymond Green, Korea.

No, no, He's still got a career. You know why?

He can play in China, he can play in Europe, He.

Can definitely go across the was.

He. Definitely going.

To be isn't over. I feel like Draymond is the 2020

or 2010 versions of Brodman mixed with Rasheed.

Wallace mixed with Isaiah Thomas?

Nah. Zeke was just a Dick.

And and Draymond ain't. He speaks the truth.

I'm talking about third time. I'm talking more like this like

this. No, Draymond speaks the truth.

If I smack you with my right hand, ain't your left hand going

feel it to you when I smack you with that one?

Like, I don't know, but just like just watching him.

That's the truth. He's telling you some.

Real shit truth. Like just watching him, it just

reminds you of like the whole bad boys of Detroit thing.

I'm just like, what the fuck are you doing?

Are you really? Are you?

Really playing ball? Scrapping you, Playing ball,

that playing jail ball. Bro, you know how many elbows I

caught? Fucking gut checks?

Clips I ain't seen y'all that video of the the when he was

like go for the ankles. He's like hitting with the metal

baseball bat. Elbow a gut?

Check. Elbow a gut check.

I expect that you out here kicking in the nuts.

That I don't know it. Wasn't on purpose.

Would you know what was on purpose?

You ran down the fucking court to Ella out and went not let go.

Of course it was a purpose. He had his mains in the L.

He had his man's in it and so. So what you're saying to me is,

see, I'm allergic to bullshit. Alright, what about him?

What about him punching Jordan Poole?

That was a square. It was Ring of Fight.

No. Fuck.

He was talking cash shit to him. So while he was talking cash

shit to him, he was like, you know what, remember in the in

the Temptation movie, he was like, I don't know, maybe let me

let you hit and he hit busted paws out of here with a fucking

bottle. And isn't that not the same

thing? You like to fight, so like.

Is that not the? Is that not the same thing

though? All of all of the same?

Thing thought he was the man he. Was talking shit.

Now look at him. And then he got punched in this

shit. Hit me and can't fucking fight.

And now he in Washington, and his score average is what?

That man slipping on imaginary banana. -8 That was funny.

No, y'all y'all ain't see the video that when he slipped.

Oh, it it the ghost did Draymond.

Yo. They had Draymond slapped

because they said you fell. I think I did see that.

That shit. Funny.

But anyway, let's get up off of him because I don't want to

spend too much time on Draymond's now.

So rest in peace to take of though a woman He will accused

him accused him of sexual assault, now wants to take his

mother to court. Wow.

God forgive me. I was going to say he died

again. When you say rest in peace, take

off. I'm like, what did he died?

Negro cuz. You'd be throwing shit out there

like that's been like, we'd say rest in peace to this man like

five Times Now what do you got? Resurrected.

Real shit. I was like, wait, what?

Geez, you gotta find your chill and stay there.

No, seriously. You got to find your children

stay there. Listen.

But it's a box. I stay in it.

Some some came out of it with. This some chick that that's

tried to accuse him of sexual assault now wants to take his

mother to court. Oh my God, the bitch.

Like blowing her booty hole and now all of a sudden she want to

get paid because the man is no longer here.

Oh my. God, like yo y'all like see

every time I'm serious. Y'all won't fucking laugh.

Know where her booty hoe. I know you're up with me.

It's cool. Blowing her asshole.

I'm just saying like. Did you know you did that shit

before? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We ain't talking about me right now.

About me right now. Speaking of rest in peace and

careers, Jonathan Major's career is done.

I was about to get his. Career isn't done, but.

He was found guilty. Him and Marvel was done, yeah.

Him and Marvel is completely done once he once he got that

guilty charge, Marvel said. Fuck you.

Man, they pulled his toy toy out the shelf and everything.

God damn. The grades.

But somebody broke it down for the two that he did get.

One of them was because of him pushing her back into the car

and the other one was for him trying to snatch the phone from

her. Bro broke down, sat up, laid

down. Put Ray Rice the same way.

They took all his jerseys out, the motherfucker in the stores

when he caught that. First of all, he uppercut that

bitch. Hey look, sometimes a little

poof would need it, Sometimes a little poof needed.

Dyslaimer, We do not incite violence.

No, we. Don't on women, children, yes,

old people. Just one of these days.

I can't say it about old people, cuz.

Trying. Everybody, Everybody old.

People can name trying it. Bro see y'all don't understand

what men not turn them go through at work.

It be the old ass people in that hospital that think they gonna

fuck. They they fucking like Lightning

McQueen in them fucking chairs and shit.

They gotta watch how they spend them corners.

They almost ran over my JS over there.

I said God damn Lightning McQueen.

He was like, that was funny. You don't even thought Lightning

McQueen is almost. One, they said I'm just ass.

Huh. What?

I almost kick this shit over. Geriatric psych.

Damn old motherfuckers. If you beat up, yo, listen, If

you beat up on one of them, you ain't shit.

You going to jail, I? Put one in jail.

I twisted one on behind it. You fuck somebody up on the site

wards, or you're going to jail. Shit, that shit was fun.

I'm gonna fuck that. You're going to jail, They said

it. Was they paid me, they paid me

to secure the nurses and the patients from themselves.

You want to have I Plead the 5th, I'm gonna just Plead the

5th on that one. Moving on.

Congratulations to Nicki Minaj. She has bagged her third number

one album on the Billboard 200, knocking Foxy Brown off of the

list for holding two titles that's been there since for 26

years. Lil' Kim may never do that.

Never. So I'm saying.

And shout out to take a bang while we talking about Nicki

Minaj. I was going to say I know why

it's number one. Definitely, because six of them

are fucking songs and it was written by Baltimore.

I ain't saying no names. I ain't saying no names.

I. Fuck that, say the names, say

the. Names just know we getting money

over here. Hey man.

Getting money, that's what I'm saying.

Getting brand new, getting brand new money.

Getting Songs with Lil Wayne, Salute, Salute, Salute.

Just give me. Just give me 1/2 of a dollar.

I. Salute not the whole you.

He's going to ask, you said. I ain't asking for the whole

thing, I. Salute, little bro.

He he Definitely. He definitely don't.

He's in his bag. It's crazy because somebody was

like, oh, I never heard of this tickle bang before, but I

actually like him. Yeah, salute him.

YG beats the whole 28 Shit. Janeiro beats Salute to him.

That's my brother. Like, shut up, the young man.

Is getting money. I'm proud of them.

That's. We.

They definitely on the map. They definitely, I feel like

they definitely put Baltimore on the map.

In the right way in. The.

Definitely in the right way, Definitely in the right way.

Not on billboards. I don't know phony shit now.

I don't know. No, it's going to sound so fun.

I don't know. Like trying to go viral.

Shit. Grammy nominated.

Like it, it's it's really like authentic.

And that's why I fuck with it. So heavy, you know.

Blessings. Speaking.

Blessings. Blessings.

Here we go. What?

What? What?

What? Go ahead, Speaking of putting

Baltimore on the mat. Boy.

I need to see that that white girl from Alabama used to bring

take a trip up here. Yo.

Oh, you ain't see her with the. I've seen the on that, yes.

Yes, I've seen it. I love it.

I love it. I'm sorry it was.

I love it. Hit me now people from the

DMVPG. How the fuck did somebody from

Alabama learn how to do it better than y'all and y'all see

us do that shit every fucking. Day.

And she look like she's from the sticks of Alabama, like you.

She shouldn't be listening to rap, Alabama.

This thing is hit the sticks. She's definitely from the

Stones. Definitely from the Stones,

definitely from that. Definitely from that Dirt Rd.

radio like. Her people, her family is

definitely the people from under the stairs.

She is invited to the cookout. Definitely invited to Nah.

Some coming out of caves and shit.

We ain't saying she's bringing food.

We she just invited. If the food this man cooked on a

propane grill, she can come charcoal grill.

The bitch got to stay up this. Oh, Speaking of this two step

shout out Gucci, I said I. Said this, I said Gucci.

I said this a long time ago. Yo Gucci.

I said this a long time ago on Facebook.

On Deck by Gucci Mane is a gospel song in Baltimore, and

that finally played it at the concert and forgot the words.

But did it I. Don't think I forgot the words.

You know what I hate about concerts and that people attend

and they post videos of, I hate seeing when artists at concerts

and they're rapping over their song.

Yeah, you're fighting with the words.

So what happened was as he's rapping it, Y'all got to

remember they have playback ears in so they can hear the music

and his microphone carries different in different angles in

that stadium or wherever they are, right?

So how it's being heard on the far right side is not what he

said on the left side. So it was not timed right.

So when he realized that you, you said he pulled one out and

he stopped rapping so he can catch back on to what he was

saying because he couldn't hear it.

I'm glad to explain that because I see a lot of people like one

out. That's why I don't even like

when we record and stuff. Like when we doing the show, I

always have one off my ear. Or like when I'm right, I'm

rapping in the studio. I never have both of them on my

ear. I always have one off so that I

can actually hear it authentically.

Let me keep saying that word today.

That's the word of the day. Authentic fellowship.

A you shut the fuck up. Yeah, but that's why they do

that and that's why people do that.

A lot of singers do it as well. Beyoncé does it.

Tank ain't got no choice but. We're moving on.

We're moving on. You can stop it right there.

Some something wrong with Y'all tall speaking.

Some speaking about something wrong with Y'all tall crazy

Kareem Abdul Jabbar has been hospitalized after falling and

shattering his hip. That shit turned into dust when

he fell. He felt like, oh.

What's? That damn.

What's that shit you said earlier?

Yeah, that's crazy. Hey man, thoughts and prayers at

the Korean You know he's still a legend.

Did. You say fuck his hip.

That's crazy. That's wild.

To be hard, but Nah, he. Won't he's 99?

Damn. Nothing at all.

His overall he won't. You came.

He's. He's 76 He.

Hold the shit down. Hold the.

Shit, say he what? 76.

Close enough. Cap 76, That's it.

For real? How fucking old is Morgan

Freeman then? Morgan Freeman is 3000.

Mystical old, yeah. That's crazy Morgan Morgan.

He was born old. Morgan Freeman is mystical old.

Benjamin Button, Central. He's definitely, he's definitely

old as hell. That shit.

Up. Please do keep on going.

Keep keeping on, brother. Now back to choosing violence.

Since Shady is a hey, I'm a do it for.

Hey, hey, hey. One Got to Go 5 Heartbeats

Temptations. What's Love Got to Do With It?

Or The Color Purple. Color Purple Get the fuck up out

of here. Fuck about it, color.

Purple You You can't fuck with The Temptations.

Never fuck. Out of here.

Dip, Set, Burgain, All it. Can go for me?

You got me fucked up. I quote Color Purple quite

often. Somebody turn his micro jump

down in the city, rolling, working for the man.

Color purple can definitely. Go, yeah, color purple can go.

Bro got to deal with it. The five heartbeats is

definitely standing. AOG 5 heartbeats.

Just standing, definitely. Standing so did y'all see that

video on IG when it's like the scene of The Color Purple at the

end when she's found me? I got whether when she was like,

it changed. It was like, it was like scary.

Another color purple. Did anybody see the premiere of

it? Did you not yet?

No, why would I? I don't care about that movie.

I want to though. I don't either.

I don't care. Didn't they turn it into a

musical? Yeah, well, it was a musical.

So Morgan Freeman was born in the year 19.

Why the fuck was I waiting for the team to come after?

I'm not OK 19. What?

He. Was born in 37.

He's 86, yeah. Yeah, he said, 19.

Yeah, so Morgan Free was born in the year in 19.

I'm sitting there waiting for the OK you like.

Fuck y'all, what you for? That's it.

He was born in 19. He was born old.

That cough dust. He's 86.

He's born in thirty 1937. He's only 86 only that's wild.

Him and Al Pacino in the same age?

Damn. Near. 35th and Al Pacino got a

newborn. Al Pacino.

Sell him. Al Pacino.

This motherfucker. Hey, you want to play rough?

OK. He's still here.

Yeah. Pow.

What's up, guy? We choosing violence today.

We can choose violence today We got something.

I got something. All right.

So let's see choosing violence today.

This is on. This is situational, If I'm a go

to the guests so day day I'm. Ready for work?

This is how we handle this. You know, how we have our

conversations and I send random ass shit.

So this is a situation that I I overheard happen, you know, not

going to say I was a part of it, not going to say I wasn't a part

of it. If you know, you don't know

because you never know. You feel what I'm saying?

Got you. So if you are dealing with

somebody right so y'all know you're developing a relationship

to be into one and growing into relationship out the blue.

You get a message of random ass call saying I gotta tell you

something about Shorty oh oh I got the T on this OK Being

romance. Being being the age that you are

now. Are you entertaining that I'm?

Definitely. Not into?

Or are you taking that situation to the source?

Like, hey, I don't know who the hell this is, but is this

something you want to tell me that this person is trying to

tell me? So as in, like, when I take that

to my girl? Yeah.

And like, hey, this person saying this, is that something

you want to tell me? Yeah, I would see that's grown.

I would. That's not choosing violence.

Because I don't want to not to cut you off.

I don't want to. I want her to be able to explain

herself. If it's whether it's true or

whether it's false. You feel me?

So it's like, I would rather take it to her than just run

with my thoughts in it. And then it turned out to be

some bullshit. Like I'm sure we all went

through somebody trying to fuck some shit up of yours or

whatever the case may be. So.

So it's like, I would rather take it to her, let her just

keep that sitting hunting with me like yo, yeah, lady, look.

I know you're waiting for the violence part of this, because

why? Females don't know how to do

that. What the fuck?

What the fuck if he if a grown man can answer it like that and

say no, I would do this. Females don't want to do that

because they don't want to put nobody in a situation.

I'm not. I'm not saying nothing because

all it's doing is starting drama or adding people to the party.

Well fuck you already didn't kick this motherfucker party

off. You didn't pop the champagne

cork by saying bringing this to me, but now you going to say,

oh, somebody said tell me who somebody?

Is Who's that somebody? Well, I can't tell you why not.

Like, tell me that shit. I would rather know that as

opposed to you going around just thinking like shit is OK and

cool because you took it how you want to take it.

Let me know if a motherfucker is throwing darts at me behind my

back. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me what somebody said about me.

Somebody to know that? Don't tell me what somebody said

about me. Tell me why they feel so

comfortable telling you why. The fuck you ain't came and

told? Me.

That's crazy. Well, Mom's here, Mom's here.

Everybody's quiet. Hey, turn the TV down.

That's crazy how she walked here with one too and you still

thirsty? What's up y'all?

I'm late, but I'm fucking here. Oh my bad.

You thirsty? You thirsty?

Fuck you. Anyway, back to the

motherfucker. Violence.

What are we talking? About violence, choosing it,

women going. I can go ahead and leave

instead. Of going by.

Doing what now? Going off of emotion instead of

going by. That's literally the purpose of

everything is around emotions. Violence any who so.

Not everybody drinking green tea, but anti.

Yeah. I am thirsty.

I get the fucking memo. Oh, that's crazy.

That's crazy. Dave Chappelle.

No, Jesus Christ. Or Eddie Murphy.

Dave. Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Eddie Murphy is the God. Yeah, I like Dave.

Dave's not funny. Whoa, Dave is not funny.

He he In my book, he's equivalent to Kevin Hart.

Get the fuck out. I don't.

Wow, that's crazy. Kevin Hart's not funny.

Either Kevin is not funny, but you.

And neither is Dave Chappelle, really.

Or. No, he has all right for me.

He has funny shit, but I'm a still go Eddie.

I feel like y'all think people like Chris Rock is funny.

I don't. Yeah.

So I think you just put, you just put Dave Chappelle on that

level to me. He did.

No. That's something like what the

fuck he did. I did not see.

I don't think Jake. Spells funny, I think.

Chris Rock is funny, I think. You.

Probably think Mike Epps funny. Mike Epps is funny.

No, he's not in movies. Mike Epps is.

In movies. He has his moments.

Mike Epps isn't funny to me. Mike Epps is the Mike Epps is

that annoying ass person. When we be out, they'd be trying

to talk to us about shit and we should be like, why you still

over here? That's my gaps to me.

That's you, no you you look at us and ask us why this still

talking? Y'all be look at me like you

know him. No, I don't want these.

We don't look at you and ask. You we don't look at you and ask

you a motherfucking thing. Motherfucking lie.

And you another one. Y'all.

Look at me, asking me who the motherfucker is.

Let's. Walk up to me and be speaking

and shit y'all be like. Bro, if we're in the if the five

of us are together, y'all all going to look at me, ask me who

the motherfucker is. All depends on the environment.

If it's a MC event, we definitely looking at you.

My point. But if we not at the MC event,

if we you don't want us famous, I'm not famous.

You got 10K following. You more than locally know you

have 10K followers. Locally you have more followers

than all of us in this room combined.

I am. Looking to get?

Some Listen. Oh, damn, I'm sorry.

Listen. Hear me out.

Just because I have more followers mean nothing.

Jesus had followers. Now you.

Moses had followers and they both famous.

No, definitely one of them got famously killed.

It's a difference. Anywho, hell, Judas is famous.

OK, fuck being humble. You done?

OK, Mr. Kyle. I'm you done, I'm locally known.

You done? OK, Mr. Kyle under score.

Somebody, you know it, AKA somebody gotta plug your shit.

You feel me? Greater than.

Anyway, this is not actually violence.

This is just some shit that I've been having on my mind.

For real. Pause.

That bothering me, bitch. How you gonna do my choosing

violence while I'm here? I seen it.

I fucking seen it. Nah, man, he says.

That she wasn't here. I heard him.

I was on his live. Oh, Oh well, here live with

everybody. Already know that?

No, you don't want to be famous so bad.

It wouldn't be a podcaster so bad.

Y'all. Didn't know, y'all, didn't know,

not new, 'cause I got the phone stand from over there, ain't.

Nothing wrong. Y'all won't be a podcaster so

bad? Nah.

I'm just you. Know.

Yeah, I'm Lee. I'm going to fuck this.

My show. I see what the fuck I want.

You want to be a podcaster, don't you?

I'm choosing violence who pants tighter day days or not?

Princess. My pants not that tight.

Shit. Princess.

They're not shit my pants not that tight.

All I'm saying. Is and I got the Blazers with

the loose strings. I'm saying from over here you

got leggings, that's. Cool, got on jeggings.

Got on leggings? He got on stretch pants because.

You got on boots. That boy got on stretch pants.

I can see the Nike logo on dayday socks.

That boy got on pull. Your leg out a little bit.

Mexicans got on boots. Know what that means?

Got on boots. You know what that means?

Mexican. Got I got on Jays.

I can't relate. Hey, it's cold.

Yeah, I had to pull out the. You know, I I felt like for

episode 100, I ain't want to like take up too much time with

the choosing of the violence. I just want to actually just

let's have a real life conversation about this bitch

ass who finally made it on the show.

He went to wear all black and he all black.

That shit crazy. You want to be important.

You want to be important. I need these to know that.

You the road captain. I'm the road captain Take.

Over to be very clear, that shit don't mean nothing here.

Damn nothing. Be really honest.

You still don't mean? None of you motherfuckers that

once again. Hey, you can go ahead and add

you out this whole motherfucker episode.

Somebody Safer? Nothing.

Even when we in that setting, you still at the bottom of the

totem pole. Damn.

Did y'all see that Dave East got maced?

Easy something. No.

He got maced. He got maced.

What is what? Getting attacked.

Lately, no. He got maced by the police.

But I'm just saying in general where?

Is they at in London or? Something Oh.

He got maced by the police in London.

They they hit him with Dude move out to Bam.

I was and and it was bad. In London, I would, I would take

that part of baton. It was bad mates too.

Listen here. I would.

Take that way over. The one time and one time only I

still won't fight you. Got hit with the.

Baton. Or no, the baton.

I still won't fight. I got hit.

With both that orange shit. Oh, I got hit with bad mates

when I was at high school. No, I'm saying like Prince still

got to see me. That's crazy.

Damn. Name.

I told. Him.

At the club. But I'm saying like, you got hit

with like a Fogger or like just a.

Street I don't know what the fuck that had.

I got hit with the aftermath. I.

Think it was a Fogger? No, I wasn't the Fogger.

It was a strain because I got hit with it too.

Same night. Yeah, fucking.

But I got hit by he just did the crowd like he ain't do the

individual that caused the problem.

Yeah. To to clear the crowd.

See. The reason why I got caught was

because of your fucking twin anyway.

Your twin was the one who hit me with it, and he almost got

knocking into in 2028. That's some shit.

Oh. Yeah 'cause you ain't got four

locks. Yeah, you ain't hatin anyway.

Oh, ain't hatin bro. We gonna move?

On Oh well, guys. You.

Said she. You said he hash brown.

What? You say you said you hash brown.

Hey, yo. So I got a question.

And I mean, Cock can kind of jump in.

He's been on the episodes, but you're motherfuckers.

How y'all feel? We got 200 episodes finally, I

thought. You was about to choose Blessed.

We still here? Blessed man still.

Here I'm choosing violence on my, to be really honest.

Still standing, but still strong.

I got something to say to. Yeah, Nah, we not about to do

that. I got something to say to.

He'll Dre, that's something to say.

Hey, bro, drop my shit. Fuck.

The police straight from the underground.

We we've grown a lot. We To be fair, we should have

been in 100 episodes, But we'd be chilling.

We take breaks. We take mental health breaks.

Be tired. Yeah, vacations.

We switch studios three times. But I was like.

We don't talk about. Bruno Shout was a digital

impact. You know we.

Don't talk about Bruno, shout out the digital impact for the

elevation. Shout out to the legal Choosing

violence today with his fit, you feel me.

Oh yeah, that's all violence. He definitely he came in with

the fit butt and. Boosie, I'm like you never right

bro. You want to talk shit.

You want to hurt your mouth? Listen, I walked in.

At first I thought it was day they put.

Some gases up inside of you. Walked past me and I heard like.

Oh, that's Lee, he said. You got this bitch off, he said.

You want to set this bitch off? I'm not mad at him, you know, Do

your thing, player. But now, like, start starting

from episode once and Oh my God yo, the growth that this podcast

has seen. Just just with us just doing it.

Just. All I'm gonna say is, is y'all

new here. Topics get caught up before

archived in bitches 'cause I I don't wanna go back.

I will say this though as being an avid, you know, viewer at 1st

and I wasn't a part of it, watching the growth go from

literally like you said episode one to like episode 6570.

I was like yeah, they know what they doing.

They got it. They they have it.

They know exactly their lane, what they're trying to do.

And I I was real proud of y'all with that shit.

And that's what made me want to like be a part, help out when I

could. And I started like guest spot

and stuff like that after I was a guest.

So once I was a guest, I was sold him like, Nah, I think I'm

able to add a certain aspect to. To be fucking fair, I'll go fuck

how many times y'all think, y'all guess by ain't nobody else

coming in. That's it.

That's it. We solid, We square.

That's it. I was just saying like, I don't

care how many times you you, you could come on here and be a

guest or think you could be a guest, 'cause everybody wants.

To be a guest he like what the fuck if I want to be a no?

I'm just listening, I wrote. This shit, I say.

That because like, I literally shared that shit as we was, you

know, doing our promo shit in the last week or whatever.

And I'm like, yo. Rule #1 is if you don't support

follow the podcast on any platform, why am I giving you my

platform? Exactly.

Like I can go live on the podcast page, on the club page,

on my personal pages if you just want to talk shit with me on my

TikTok. Like I can do all of that if you

just want to talk shit. But why am I wasting my hard

earned money that I pay for studio time to talk to you and

you don't even support us? And not only that, Jill's up

because the Jew be letting you know.

Joe be letting you? Shout at Joe's.

Teeth, shout Jill's teeth. Mine's at the store.

I didn't grab it yet. Motherfucking Joe's be letting

you know. No, I can't definitely say.

Like, I can see the growth in like, literally a fucking

impromptu conversation at a baby shower to 100 episodes.

The fact that you guys took an idea and turned it into this is

amazing. You know, it's still, it's still

funny to me. Like, yeah.

Like if it wasn't. For the pandemic quarantine.

I mean I think I was going to do it like and that's no shade to

knock or easy or even like Chelsea Ray before I came to

them. I I'm just saying who redacted.

I say that in a sense of even before I, like, sat down with

them at separate occasions and then brought them together as a

collective to even start this shit.

You remember the last time you died on the show trying to do a

freestyle? I was.

Turning red it. Would look like me and shit.

I I definitely didn't expect this to be what it is like in

the in the growth. It was literally like some

random shit. We was at the Gold Room.

Like, yes, we can go ahead and record a podcast.

Oh shit. I thought you said.

The Gold Club. Oh, look at you, bitch.

No, we wanted. To.

We was literally at my nephew. 'S.

We was literally at my nephew's baby shower when I collectively

brought everybody together and was like, all right, this such

and such. Well, of course the three of us

already knew each other, but insert that person into it and

you know, it mesh very well. We went from very ratchet.

It's a little bit mature because we was ghetto.

We was literally the ghetto streets of Baltimore, but.

Y'all Ratchets Y'all Ratchets Podcast Bitches was lit.

They were that. It was, you know, honestly know

why It was fun? It was because we were under the

influence. You know what's crazy?

We ain't done a show like at Digital Impact under the

Influence ever like since we've been here.

I'm really trying to sit here and think of of quotable state.

I'm talking about like the way. Guess hey that I could remember

like a quotable solid moment. Like what is some of y'all?

What is one of your favorite moments?

Shady. Of the show.

Yeah, like what is one of your favorite moments?

You you don't have to give a solid 5:00, You got a solid 2-3

or one that you can think of right now.

What is like your most favorite moment that you can think of

right now? The top of your head that

happened in front of these cameras.

It's like a a sidebar, but like a shameless pug.

This being on this podcast and being connected with this studio

put me on a different podcast where my conversation went

viral, Like. And even being on that

conversation, me being a part of my own platform and then joining

her platform, I think even to this day that's still like one

of her top view chokes. Not to mention like, I like, I

threw that shit in the group chat.

Like I was in a, you know, a lesbian group chat.

Threw that shit in the group chat was.

A bitch, you get 2 mortals and. Was like my friend, yeah, my

friends were in the live stream or whatever and I should just

went like ham, but. I definitely remember.

That I know. I don't want to say.

Like the top five funniest moments is having people I used

to date on this show. Like if you know me personally

or just know me from being a viewer.

Like the levels of women that I dated while being on the show.

I can't even say dated. Because to be fair, I really

only dated one. The rest of them was just people

I talked to, or as we say, entanglements that we don't name

literally area code, zip codes, whatever.

I mean, am I lying? Y'all know me personally, am I

alive? Area code Zip codes 2O21-O?

No. But like I I think the the

growth in being able to have those conversations prior to

this. And of course you know that goes

with personal stuff you do on your own.

But having those conversations, like to have one of my exes sit

on the show with us for almost 2 hours cap.

But. Jesus Christ.

And Cap. But to get to a point where I am

now personally to even be able to sit and have that

conversation even with her, because we know that girl hated

me in some form of her but love me at the same time like shit

for Yeah, what? Yeah, like so I I think even

that because we like, we know how this started.

Like the Really Honest Podcast, the idea started from

heartbreak, but it was self-inflicted heartbreak.

Well. That just sounds so familiar.

Like it was self-inflicted heartbreak.

Like I brought the shit on myself and then it was like, you

know how it is and the shit hit the fan and now you slide down

the wall. It was we all do that shit.

Though no it it was, but it was. I think we all but shit though.

Fuck some shit up and. Then yeah, but you know.

Yeah, my life. No, for real.

We all you. You fuck some shit up.

You know you're a fuck up and you or it's like you know you

you're a royal fuck up to the point where you let a good one

go. And I very rarely say that about

anybody that I dated. Like the?

Hardest thing though, knowing that you let a good.

One go. I'll let my best my best eater

go. That hurt.

Y'all know y'all. I think you just said that video

with me earlier but the was like the funniest shit ever is I'm

going to take the was like you. Know I'm not about to let that

shit I'm. About to go into the God damn

conversation the was like, yeah, my homie was all like sat in the

press because he like broke up with his girl and he tell us

like he tell us the story like he was like this lost his best

eater and it's best chef and the same woman.

I said damn that hurt. Yes, your best eater.

Needs a hug. No, he was like, bro, I'm not

even. I can't even tell you no more

that it's going to be OK because it's not going to be OK.

But yo, the equivalent of how y'all say y'all lost my best

eater. Yeah, definitely.

I understand what you're saying. Yeah.

It's just an open forum now I'm just like.

It's always been open forum, you just choose to decide what you

want to decipher. Yeah, I don't like listen to it.

But I can do though. Like like like did you?

What in the fuck was? That all got technology,

Technology. Stuff up, I say.

Who is this man In my head you say.

What did I do? Yeah.

Like like. I was outside.

I wanted to be a hoe, but I still wanted to have a good girl

at home. But.

So, like, did she find out, like, what was going?

On. I mean, it was never a secret,

but I would say she found out because one of my supposed best

friends told on me. She ain't just tell on me, she

spilled the tea. Like everything she I'm talking

about, I'm talking about she probably gave this girl dates,

receipts, close friends, posts. Like, yeah, like Shorty, but

then it was like at the end of it.

I'm mad at her for telling because of the, you know, where

we were supposed to be in our relationship.

But at the end of the day, like as an adult, you got to be like,

well, I did do this shit, but bitch, you wasn't supposed to

find out. It's basically like when you get

caught cheating. Except for I wasn't cheating.

I was playing two sides of the coin.

I wanted my cake and eat it too easy.

What's your favorite moment? This always look like we asking

this to sign on the dotted line. It's we've been through a lot of

shit. For real.

I'm just. I'm just glad I ain't got to be

the fucking engineer no more, you said.

That's my favorite moment right there.

Yo y'all. You had to be there.

Yeah, you had to. You had to be there.

Yo, you really? Don't.

Have. A favorite moment?

Yeah. We started this from a fucking

four K $25 Amazon camera and some mics in the in the trenches

of Old Town Mall 9. Yard got I don't even know the

brand of none of this. We got an engineer that can that

actually edits the shit, cleans it up, makes it look nice, put

sound effects in it. We ain't hearing none of that

shit sound boards. Bad Studios again.

That should have won Studio of the Year.

Mine probably not even like an actual moment.

It's just us changing and, like, getting better as we went on.

Because boy, the first couple episodes.

Episode. Five.

Oh my God. That was.

So fun Minecraft, but man oh man yeah.

Never again. But I I think with the like to

real quick piggyback over with like easy to say with like the

growth. When we first got into this shit

like me and not were avid podcast watchers or listeners.

And like, we took a lot of tidbits from like what they do

as far as structure. Not like taking their sauce, but

like how they structure even this like us switching to video

podcast and stuff like that like Washington Park.

And I'm like, no, I think we can do that if we get the right

person that know what they're doing.

Like I can set up a camera, but I don't know shit like to that

extent of editing and all that. Like I can do a little bit, but

not to this. You know where we are now.

Go ahead now. Jive nice.

Little bit jive. Nice Timo.

Greatest. Moment.

Slim you island. Slim.

Hey, yo. No, Joe.

Probably a mashup. Probably a mashup episode.

Which one? We did like five of the

motherfuckers. The very huge one that we did

with vibes and redacted. Oh yeah, the second one, because

the first one was just you and I.

Well that shit was like 3 hours too.

Yeah, the first collab we ever did with Vibe Studios and Vibes

podcast. That episode, it was just me and

not for really honest and it was like 2 1/2 hours of just.

I mean, shit talking. Just us going just from audio to

like, actually having a camera in front of our fucking faces.

A good camera 'cause my little off brand GoPro what my cutting

it for what we needed it to cut it.

For. Definitely wasn't.

Cool and Facebook and Instagram Live.

This shit is lit. Y'all know what my moments are.

Or work. Going off your question, no.

First moment is. Technically, I went by

convenience in the clip the. Conversation that we had is

brother and sister. That's one of my favorite

moments because people got to see her ask me something that

she was being serious and I was being honest about it.

And that just so happened to go viral because it was a real

conversation between siblings and showing the world.

Like This is why we are we how we are as far as siblings go and

brothers and sisters and why people say don't call whatever,

that's one second one. That whole man shit was funny as

fucking podcast man. Me +2 of you equals 100 shit

down in history as funny as fuck to me.

I'll be on it. Oh not.

I definitely just thought about it like a top five moment.

I just looked at like our comments from last episode and

shout out the wheezy because he made the comment.

It was like if you fucking beat me up with a full set that.

Shit. Fucking hilarious when I was on

vacation. But that but shut up because

they they literally started that conversation because he randomly

called me. He was like bitches, just nails

painted. Yo, listen, hold up.

Hold that shit ever. Hold up.

Let me explain that. I'm FaceTime Shady.

We fucking on the phone with heart and all that.

I'm not, alright? I see this fucking hand.

I'm like, OK, I see the jail coat and shit.

I'm thinking text. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa

whoa. Her lady.

What lady? Whoa.

It's fucking. Text message bet.

I'm listening. Yeah, OK, yeah, via text

message. Whatever.

Yeah, SMS. I'm thinking she's behind her,

but then she moved to my fucking camera a little bit more and I'm

like, oh, wait a minute, so shady you got your nose, man.

This was your hands? She said, Yeah, I always do,

boy, I fell deep. Fuck, I said Nah.

I said, Nah, bitch, I can't see you like this.

Like, yo, that shit, Yo, that shit was the funniest.

I I think ever. It always is hilarious to me,

but like with my brothers, that they still have to adjust

sometimes that I'm still a girl. No 'cause I yo.

I just look at you as one of the fellas, one of us even now

looking at you with that blue nail Polish or that shit is

fucking with my head. But that.

But that's literally like how, like me and Kyle got on that

conversation in that episode. Because you have them moments

like you call her your sister. I'm not a boy, Damon.

Yeah, I hate when people say that to me.

Like, that's not your sister. I'm like, the fuck is she my

brista? But.

Your. Have been around you so long?

On I keep telling I'm a lady, but I'm a real you.

Know what it is. You are classified as just being

you. You're not singled out.

It's not that they them us situation, but it's just you're

just you to us. Like even I told even at work,

like they have that whole shit, like you do your pronouns and

I'm like she, her, and be looking at me and I'm like, I'm

very aware of my gender identity.

It's just funny just calling you a bad bitch.

I. Actually, never bite my lip.

I don't go look at my pictures, They are never.

Be sitting there looking at the picture, like look at this sexy

motherfucker here. Don't be mad at me 'cause the

hoes. Like I don't do it for you, I do

it for the hoes. Woke up and seen that picture

and put that shit, the group chat like shit.

I hate being a bad bitch again. God damn right I went to the

Barber shop early. Motherfucker, you got me fucked

up. Funny as hell, but I will see.

Y'all can't get mad at me 'cause the hoes like it.

The top moment to me is when you guys actually allowed me to be a

part of the show and then we started moving.

Forward you ain't gang bitch. It's like no.

That shit was definitely dope. No, I can say I keep it moving.

I'm telling you, I can say like this year we've progressed a

lot. Like even way bigger than I

imagined. Like even we got our What 5th

feature this year. Even it it might be small to

people, but somebody nominated to be a Podcast of the Year I.

Nominated for a Baltimore Grammy.

Yeah, I never like envisioned us getting to that point where

somebody gave a fuck. Enough to nominate us for

anything, even even the article. Shit.

Like every article we got is because somebody mentioned us

and they're like, OK, we we see y'all people keep talking about

y'all. We want to know more.

So it's like for me 2024 just more growth like getting in

those rooms more. Ain't y'all ride bikes.

That's like fuck podcaster and ride motorcycles.

What? Else.

We got nominated for Bike Life too.

Yeah. Yeah, I.

Know that? Oh, you know how many

nominations really racked up that that night?

But y'all lucky we ain't do a clean suit because I'd have been

on this motherfucker showing my ass.

If we did a, I'd. Have been on it but showing my

ass if. We would have did a clean I.

Think we nominated for like 5 or six?

Yeah. If we did a SO5 and then two for

him by itself. Yeah, you did.

You had two. So fellas.

Yeah. Last, to be really honest, of

the year. Damn.

Damn. It is Damn.

Right. It's so hard.

You say goodbye. Well, you're not coming back

next year, Y'all. It's like we like and be like

what y'all mean y'all cancelled at the end.

And we only got that was. That was it.

We only had three years left for y'all.

We had 100 episodes for you. But real quick though, you be

realized and I'm not starting. To be to be rudely honest, we

don't give a fuck who you leaving this year.

Like nobody cares. I know everybody's gonna say

nobody really cares. I don't give a fuck.

Who you leaving? What you changing?

I I I don't. I don't care.

Leave them backlashes in 2023 while you're at it.

Y'all bitch would be flying away and don't be going nowhere.

And dumb lashes would be baby shit just.

Just shit on my fucking to be rudely.

Honest. Go ahead, bitch.

I was about to say, to be really honest, I was with the growth.

I didn't had a lot of people. This will be the last time

people didn't hear from me. That had the same numbers as

high school number still going to tax.

The hoes going love. This I got a new number bitches.

Still going stupid. Yeah, we know.

We know. We saw that shit.

Fucking. Crazy.

They they You got the two be rudely honest.

To be rudely honest. I want to see if you really

watch the show. Pay attention.

What what? Come on.

And I thought you were trying. To just my personal Yeah, we

want to see if you pay attention.

To be really honest. Continue.

Come. On you silver back gorilla.

Come on, bitch, we ain't got all night.

I I. I don't understand the question.

I don't know who need to hear this but but but say to be

really honest, OK. Dot dot dot.

Don't say dot dot. Dot yeah, please don't.

To be really honest, you know what I'm about.

To say you a real. No, as we we World Athletics.

You a bitch car. You gotta put that on T-shirts.

Yeah, I am when we go to. Myrtle Oh my Lord.

To be rudely honest, stop asking me.

Can you be on the show? I am not going to answer you.

I'm not going to open your message.

I'm not even going to forward it to the board anymore.

If you want to be a part of what we got going on sending cash it.

Because at the end of the day, I'm not giving nobody a platform

to piggyback off of. That's 1-2, to be really honest.

If another motherfucker try threaten me on social media or

try talk shit about me, yeah, I wasn't here last time.

Y'all forgot I'm on my shit for another motherfucker.

Do that shit. I promise you.

I'm on a plane, bus, train, whatever.

And I'm not with. I'm not with none of that shit

because do shit like see this, No See me and know what's up.

I ain't got time for that shit no more.

I'm a grown ass man with kids. Literally.

I take care of mine. But please don't play yourself

out of position to wins though. I got to put you in a position

to be high fiving with the sun straight like that.

Right, Sue. I thought I was the one going to

choose by this at the end of this here.

So to be rudely fucking honest, if I cut you off in 2023, man,

fuck you don't. Don't try.

Ain't no spinning the block. Ain't no spinning the block on

no relationships, no friendships, no none of that.

I don't want to kick it with you.

Cake with you. Nothing.

Fuck you. If I left you in 2023, bitch

that's where you gonna stay. Don't have asking me how.

How you doing? I don't know.

Ask that. Don't ask me nothing about

nobody you don't see me with. And y'all see me with the same

mother fuckers. So to be really honest, one hold

my Dick, y'all been riding really on his coattails too long

and y'all want to be a part of our platform because your shit

ain't really booming like you claim to be.

And that's it to be all. See y'all bitches in 2024 and

I'm out this motherfucker. If you cut the fuck off, we

amputees now. DJ, turn me up.

We got this. And we out this motherfucker.

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Happy birthday to my daughter. Her birthday is technically

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Birthday niece happy. Birthday.

This motherfucker. And Jules be letting you know.