Episode 101: Dae Dae's Bizarre World

What's up? This is shady.

Your boy? Easy, you got nocturnal.

And comic fly. Welcome to the Really on This

podcast. I came in with the mic in my

hand. Let me leave with my foot in

your. Ass be cool.

Don't. Worry about how I'm tripping.

When I'm tripping. When I'm flipping.

This is what I do. I'm a just say go ahead, though,

'cause it's clearly I say the. Full grown German Shepherd

Motherfucker geeks. Done.

Hello, Welcome back to the ruling on this podcast.

Happy New Year and all that shit.

What is it, 2024? Yeah.

Damn. Happy New Year to you.

Yeah, to Kobe. Crazy.

Welcome to episode 100. One of the really on his

podcast? Damn.

Episode to episode one. Shit like Mortal Kombat starting

over from beginning. That's a whole new world.

It's a whole new world. Oh, welcome back, bitch ass.

Yeah, I'm here now. I went here at the beginning of

your last episode. Restate your name gangster.

Bitch, Cool pimping. Be cool, pimping.

Around with you, No boy. Day that back for the second

time. It's going to be your last time.

Y'all be back for 1/3. You'll want to be a podcaster.

For real. He liked this shit.

He's. Letting me in friends promise

I'll be good. Nothing's free.

Pay the fee. So what's up, gang?

How was your New Year's? Mine was good.

I was sleep. How was your holidays?

And then, you know, the washed up crew was hanging out.

I spent New Year's with my couple good friends.

I was day sleep. I woke up like 215.

I was. Like y'all missed a good ass New

Year's Day meal too. I want.

To listen, hear me out, I woke up was like, damn.

No, we got something for you. You gotta come get it though.

It's. 2020. 4I opened my door. I closed my door and laid the

fuck back down. I swear.

To God woke up your whole damn neighborhood.

Man, they started letting off around my way at like 6:00 PM.

It was just getting dark look. I sent the evidence.

They didn't like, yeah, I just woke up and she he was like

that's. What started around like?

Yo, they started the fireworks like as soon as the sun started

setting. And I'm like, you know how you

gotta get that double look 'cause where we live?

Yeah. The wild shit up to me is like

scrolling through Instagram. I see videos of with switches on

a bitch like letting it off out the fucking window.

I've seen a video earlier of a young lady holding a Draco and

she was shooting in the air and it was in her story and it was

sent to me. I said that's crazy.

Her dumb ass body get locked the fuck up.

So this is what I always think this and this just could be from

my profession. But you know, we know enough

firearm instructors like nobody tells y'all not to self

incriminate your fucking selves in the process of being a gun

owner. I.

Don't. Even think it was both.

First off, it wasn't hers. I think it was.

Like, I'm just saying in general.

And she they was like, go ahead, I ain't going to say her name.

She was like, let me see. It.

Go ahead, Tonya. You.

Already held that? Month.

That's crazy. You know what goes up Must come

down. That was my logic.

If these things are not taught when people that was literally

taught before I even my company placed the firearm in my hand

like that's why they say ain't downrange.

You hear me? I did.

I aimed down, yelled at a pizza box, Tore that piece of box.

Fuck. Up.

I'm sorry. I'm just saying like that that

is the key of aimed down range. Like I almost shot somebody on

the range because he kept doing this and get that little

plexiglass whatever is between the range stations.

I straight listen, I turned around, he's with the

instructor, the structures, right.

Throw him off range. And I was like, listen here,

listen here. Yeah, I'm about to qualify, but

you about to qualify for the Upper Room.

The fuck you know, for real. Like one way trip, I'm trying to

tell you. I I didn't get to participate in

tree festivity this year. I was chilling though, like, as

we say, washed up. I'm cool with being washed up.

I was outside enough. Like we had that age.

Now you know it's. Like have food?

Yeah, like I'm playing Uno. The chill aspect is what we all

about now, even if we go out of towns.

The. Same way man that Uno.

It's confusing. It's confusing, but once you get

the hang of it. We got played, we got played

with lighting, real good lighting around.

It's Uno Flip. 2/2 of the colors look damn near the same in.

The oh, I'm about to say explain because I.

Was so you know, Uno got different.

You know Uno got different variations of what flip is.

If somebody puts the flip card, you switch to the other side,

but the colors are like not like the traditional Uno.

Yeah, it's magenta and then it got like a purple and then it's

like a a off blue. Azul.

Yeah, we, said Azul. You know, you put your wow down,

never played. That.

Like your hat? No, it don't look like that.

It's lighter. It's almost like the color of my

body. Yeah.

Yeah. Almost that color.

So you know you're playing it like low light.

You got to be like that. Is that the purple or the?

Definitely was sitting with the phone like.

Definitely got to play outside during the daytime.

Oh. Yeah, well, just cut the lights

on, you know? But that, and what's the one

now? No mercy.

Yeah. Make me draw 52.

I'm drawing something. Said they had somebody.

Had to draw 92 cards. You going draw my face from your

eye? Cause ain't no way.

First of all how many fucking cards is in that deck?

Because Uno ain't got, you know, like the Super.

Ain't like 82 cards. So how the fuck do you got to

draw 90? You make me draw 92 cards I'm

drawing a firearm on. Your legs.

Yo, I and I thought the Family Day Uno game got crazy for us.

Like that game got a little crazy at one point.

Party over. Imagine I got out with.

A party over so thanks for the invite guys, but I'm not

bulletproof. What color you need right back,

yeah. He definitely got knocked like

that, like what color you need. He like purple, he like orange.

So not what you got for us in the quick pop up, not too quick

pop up, it's. Very quick.

It's the new year. Ain't shit going?

On Ain't nobody died this year yet, right?

Yes. Damn.

God. Damn.

For the record, it is January, the second things.

Die every day. Be.

Rest in peace to Broadway actor, choreographer, and.

Singer. That wasn't this year.

That was last year. Hines passed away the.

Yeah, Gregory Hines, brother. Gregory Hines.

Brother, that was last year, though ain't mad because we

talked about this year. It's only the 2nd day.

He died the 31st. That was last year.

Yeah, he died on 31st. You seen The Wire?

If I shoot you on the 31st and you down the 31st, they don't

count for this year's murders, hey?

Listen, the man died a couple days ago.

He was an outstanding dancer. He was, he was him angry.

I'm not gonna say he was better than his brother, but they was

neck and neck. It was Broadway theater dancing.

Like, you know that tap dancing though.

Yeah, shit. Yeah, in that aspect, what else

Shit do you? Know how to tap dance?

Yeah, it's crazy. Dance on your face, bitch, I.

Feel like I could learn, but it probably be like it's a lot of

intricate shit to. It I I learned like I took like

classes on it when I was younger and we had like some of the

famous type dancers come to like our school.

But I ain't dancing. I want to go to the court.

You know what's wild? That's what they try to compare

our style of dancing to. They always say a little like

tap dancing or I heard. I heard somebody say, boy, if

you put some tap shoes on when you do that, I'm like, that shit

going to sound crazy. That shit might sound like

gunshots. As fast as your damn legs be

moving sometimes, like especially your legs be moving

sometimes. I'm.

I'm going for ducking for cover. Put tap shoes on and start

dancing. Clear the room.

I've seen, have seen him in like 4 in that mode where he not just

chilling too. Yeah, no, I'm out because I

don't know if that's real. That's him.

That shit going sound like some. Moving, moving on, something I

can still speak, like very intricate on sports.

So I'm going to ask. I'm going to ask Shady and Kyle

don't. Ask me nothing dumb.

Did LeBron get robbed at that three or?

Not absolutely. Yeah, he was.

Robbed. He was robbed.

His football. I had.

I had to look at the the picture of that big ass LeBron was like

my fucking arm size. And then I'd be like a size 16

shoe or some shit. I.

Think so, but yeah, like. Yeah, he was.

He was. He was rubbed because, say the

line is the mic. He was right here, like on some.

Real shit. I'm looking at the picture.

Now I'd have been pissed. Like his toe is like about that

close from. Touching.

I mean, I'd have been pissed, but at the same time.

It cost him to win, yeah. So it's the NBA.

Yeah, but it's in that case the 1st.

To happen to you. No, that man thought he was

going to get a pass because it was his birthday.

That a few times, so I'm just saying.

But I would be. I would be extra pissed.

Not only is it my birthday, but it's the holiday game bitch.

I was trying to go home and celebrate.

Now I'm mad. I'm still going to celebrate,

but I'm still mad now. He got robbed, the cowboy

shooting the one. Oh, wait.

You a Cowboys fan? My fucking right.

I never knew. That oh wow.

Like I've. Been a cowboy, you.

Know what's great? Ever.

I'm playing. I never knew that.

But explains a lot. It explains a.

Lot. Yeah.

Explain why you're gay. Oh wow.

Wow. What team do you like?

Seahawks. That's why your hairlines are.

Feeding It's not what. What the?

Fuck is going on in these streets, hey, at least 13 won

something in this century. Y'all are just as bad as the

fucking Steelers fans who? Do you like the Ravens?

Absolutely. And we've won something in this

century. To my to my beloved Ravens.

Fuck this up, man. Please don't fuck this.

You said the y'all are going to fuck it up.

It can't be no worse than y'all choke fast every year.

Hey, look. Y'all going choke with us.

We going home. Y'all going home.

Y'all ain't even in. Fuck you talking about. 11 and

five Why are we not in? We definitely.

Y'all, ain't y'all going to make it to the wild card and lose?

And that's about what y'all going.

To Do we not a wild card we got first, we're going to buy who

y'all? Play who y'all play next.

Who do we play next? You don't even know.

You didn't even think. I ain't gonna make it anyway

anyway. You.

Ain't gonna make it. Doesn't matter.

I I guarantee we do. To make it to where?

Moving on. Pass the wild card.

Yeah, definitely 100%. This.

Thing the Ravens are not going that look.

That little weak game. Y'all just played last week weak

game. That shit was weak cut.

Him off. It was weak.

Did we watch the same game? It was weak.

Who did y'all play? The Dolphins.

The Dolphins. The same team that was fighting

for the number one seed. That's not what I'm saying.

There's nobody. Just.

Like y'all, y'all and nobody. But you on our show.

Y'all and nobody. I'm talking about the Ravens.

We ain't no. The Ravens Nobody you.

Just called me a nobody. I don't know.

You don't even watch football. I'm a famous nobody.

Fuck you talking about. You a basketball?

I watch football. What do you talk about?

Car, please. I think your waves are starting

to recede. Your fucking brain cells.

Because. You're fucking stupid.

You be saying some dumb shit. I know you're not if you're not

even smart friend, but you's a dumb ass all.

Right so so I so I got a question for all of y'all.

Hell no. Say tomorrow.

Tomorrow. One of y'all wins the lottery.

I don't know you. We are getting Harleys.

No, say. I don't want to.

Fucking Harley. Say tomorrow one of y'all wins

the. Lottery I won't, Harley.

You get. A scooter.

My question is, are you going back to work or not?

You're motherfucking right, yes. Yeah, hear me out.

We talk about like the Mega Millions jackpot or like the

pick four either. 1. Pick 4.

I'm going to work. Mega Millions.

I'm going to work only because we know how that shit play.

You got to wait for everybody shit to be calculated and

accumulated. You fuck around and quit your

job and you only got $10,000. Yeah.

So. So I need to wait for the ink to

draw on the check and I can see how many commas in there before

I quit my job. So this is some dope shit to me.

So this guy named Johnny Johnston, who's a delivery

driver, he won. He won the lottery for $4.8

million, but still showed up to work his holiday shift not to

let his colleagues down. Fuck them kids.

Fuck the job. I'm like, fuck the colleagues.

I'm going to work just 'cause I'm going to work.

Listen, here's the thing. If I win in abundance of money,

no one is going to fucking know. I'm going to continue my life as

I've been doing the same way as when I get.

It's going to be little hints. I'm not going to say that like

the same way I get like residual shit when I write shit nobody

ever knows except for y'all and even when even though y'all

know, it's never like plastered. It's going to be hints.

I'm taking a champagne shower. It's definitely going pause.

It's. Definitely going to be hints

because has got a NIG with some money.

Damn, where you get that bike from you is asking too many

questions. I wouldn't.

That's not my old you. Know what would be different for

me? Nothing.

I would do some shit like pay off my house.

That's some shit nobody would know.

I still live here. I would.

I would. I say nobody know my bills is

they don't know how much I'm paying.

Like I wouldn't move. Shut up anyway.

I would move to like a bigger place, but it would still like

not be. I wouldn't bought a $3,000,000

condo. I would just pay off my house.

I ain't gonna hold you. That house, though I'll.

Pay my house. Off.

We ain't got it now. If we hit for like 5070 million,

yeah, we can buy the house. The whole fucking fam can move

in that house and would not bother each other.

It's. Definitely going to be.

Amazing. You don't even know what House

we talk about. It's.

Going to be a major hint for me because you know why?

You gonna be driving? No.

His own self. Stray.

He going to be his own spot, no damn bit.

What the fuck else you going to be doing?

I'm going to get that surgery so I can get a beard.

Hey, fucking. You get a yo guy here.

Damn right we'll take him with you.

They got a 2 for one. Some shit like.

That see if. They got a 2.

For 1/2 for one is crazy that young ass chin strap.

See if you can find a surgery where you can open his eyes more

so I can stop saying no. I like my TV eyes.

I like. Him.

It won't be Asian persuasions. He just told you he tired of

that weak ass chin strap. Move it on.

So last year, a Scissors song snooze officially became the

only song that's been every week on the Billboard's Hot 100

Truck. What's wrong with that?

Again, Snooze. Sing it, motherfucker.

It's like what? The fuck?

I can't. I'm not fucking sing.

It I don't know the name of this songs.

Playing with you. Oh, OK.

I never knew the song. Say snooze in it.

I. Don't know that's what it's

called. How can I snooze and miss the?

Moment I never knew. That no, I didn't know that I

don't listen to the fucking song.

Only time I sing is on TikTok. That's that's the only clips

I've ever heard of. Snooze.

Yeah, you were supposed to be musically inclined, good Sir.

Just 'cause I'm musically inclined.

I mean, I hear everything. You ever watch Lil Wayne do an

interview like I'm That is me, I swear to God.

Like when y'all be talking about I'll be like, wait.

No, what I'm saying is we have musical conversations often

enough, but we even just ran. You ever bring up Sizzle?

I did bring her up. Well, her album.

The name of her song, though. Yes, I brought up her album

because I said I still like the first one better.

You heard me that you asked me did I hear the album?

And I said yeah, I heard it, but I didn't read the songs.

I'll be at work, listen to this shit, my headphones, this be

playing. I never paid it, no money.

The song. The name of the song was Snooze.

So did you know Coco Jones song was called ICU?

No, not I See you. I.

Didn't know the name of the song at all.

I just knew it was something. Bug.

That Ronnie V Coke. That though The name the dude

Romney. Me.

He did the the remake of that. No, what the hell are we talking

about in the? It's not clicking for me.

It's not cooking. Stanley, wait.

It's. The ICU remake.

Everybody has done a remake, but it's not clicking me.

No, but it should have. Better than hers.

No, fuck you. Real shit.

Like just how, like just how Jacquees did, he said.

Hard he did. I look it up, moving on.

What the fuck is that damn movie?

It was a remake. Super fly.

Yeah, I know he did it over. That bangs be popping on his

head like Erica Mina his. Name Trevor something.

Yeah, yeah, I know he did it. What you about to ask me?

Something what? What was he talking about in the

car like it was it was music and flying.

Pussy I'm fuck with. You.

That's the topic We can all lately.

Let's. See.

Let's see. It's music.

If you need it right. This is the conversation.

Y'all haven't noticed how this is going to sound so weird and

I'm live. Crip music has its own sound,

right? But blood music is just better.

Like that's what we was talking about, I swear.

To God, so forth for back story. That's what we was talking

about. Oh God, that's what we was

talking about. Look how many.

Y'all in here. I can fight, but what I'm saying

is. For back story listening to Game

and Big Hits album, what's it? What's it called?

Paisley dreams Paisley. I haven't listened to it yet.

It's. It's pretty.

Good. Pretty good.

It's. Pretty good.

I like it. I'm not rolling my eyes.

I'm trying to get to the point. That's where Kyle.

No, because. Kyle's brain went.

Because Crip music is. Compared to who?

The groove upbeat, you feel me. Crip Music has like a more of a

bounce tool. Yeah, and blood music is like

smoother that smooth gangster shit.

Just being honest. OK, I'm trying to figure out

what mainstream artist that we give a fuck about has dropped

Crip music. Nipsey.

Nip Nip's been dead for three years.

Snoop hasn't dropped anything recently, is what I'm saying.

I was trying to think of someone recently, not the Ogs.

I ain't gave that album a second listen.

So like. Jeezy Other side people who

dropped albums and songs. Moving the fuck on.

So that's what he was. Small in the car.

I mean, hey, K, gangster music. Yeah.

No, no. Easy.

It was some gangster shit. Easy.

He was a crip. Some gangster shit.

I gotta. Relax, Our wasn't even a rapper

at first, because made him a rapper.

He. Was just funding this.

Says the on the blue mic. Anyway, you feel me?

So, like, that's what we was talking about.

You know? We had them random ass.

No, I was, I was trying to get to the meat and potatoes of

this, but continue. YG Just think YG music, right?

And then think. He got a little bit of both he.

Got a little bit of both, but but think YG music, right?

And then think game music or Lil Wayne music and shit like that.

It's more of a. As opposed to that street, just

every song is just. Everything is like they would

create. Everything as an upbeat.

Everything. Hell, even the head of state

song in the fucking movie Head of State was like this.

You. Feel this Fucking headphones are

amazing, you know? What I'm saying like?

I just was making sure y'all won't talk about that.

That we don't talk about because we that's music trash.

Oh, no, no, no. With the crazy baby.

Motherfucker, Azul face. Oh, that.

We don't mention Bruno because that gets enough.

It wouldn't. Be played in my car, Nothing

like that gets played. In that has a song more than

Tatiana and I only know the remix because Cardi was on it.

Nothing gets played in Ruby of that nature.

I'm. Sorry, no.

I'm just saying like, I don't know anything besides the remix

to Tatiana, and that's because Cardi turned that shit up.

When that song like 6 that song like six years old.

But that's what I'm saying is I don't know any of the other

songs, like I don't know if he's dropped any other music besides

that is what I'm saying. He probably has, but.

It ain't come across my radio enough moving the fucking way.

2024 You choosing violence? You know, I actually don't have

no violence today. I chose violence in the group

chat and it pissed easy off. That's why he can't play the

meat. School matter of fact, no, I'm

lying. I do got violence because this

random ass shit you put in the group chat, You're welcome.

This whole what? Three song?

What 3 songs? Well, I took that from

somebody's story. Fuck them.

What 3 songs is better? You get the credit for it.

Fuck all that shit. No, I was saying that's what.

So the shit that I was pushing out, it was just too much for

for Easy. He was like, wait, wait, slow

down, hold on, he said. I don't know music like you

guys. I don't.

So why? Listen, what I.

Just you said what three track Run can compete with monsters,

sauropod and devil in a new dress when that's.

And that's in the order like. All three.

These motherfucker. Just screenshot.

These three. These three kind of like, oh, I

can get you these five. These six.

And you were just stuck. I went.

Because I was trying to listen to all I was trying to go back

and listen to all day day I would have been and I'm like,

yeah. Day Day The Black Album, The 1st

6 songs. So I don't agree with so

appalled being on that list like monster.

That song was hard. No, I'm not saying it's not.

That's still like my shit. But it was another song you

could fit in there if that was going to be the three we were

comparing. Because you have Monster, which

we know Nikki carried, and then you have Devil in a New Dress,

the hardest Rick Ross verse ever.

Devil in a New Dress is the hardest song probably on that

fucking album. You're right.

Because what the fuck else is on that album?

I only know. I've been not ever get it.

Get a chance to rap to that beat.

No, like, but it's so many 3 tracks that I could have like we

said, you could have been off of and Nick.

I even went to Ludacris. I went all the way back to.

Water that's wrong, yeah. That's what's like.

This easy posted no ceilings this.

He tried bro. He.

Tried. No, but news, no Ceilings is a a

tape. You know what I'm saying?

That's the difference. Those are album cuts.

The actual album cuts like the shit that we was we was putting

on there next to God tear. I I responded to the person who

posted it and I was like, I could think of like 10 songs off

RIP. That's better than those.

Don't get me wrong, but. You got to remember they got to

be in a row on the album. Yeah.

So that's what we asking you. So think about the album.

Think like, who's your favorite? Listen to Boosie, Who's your

who's? Your Who's your favorite rapper?

Who's your favorite rapper? Boost that, Boo.

That's your favorite for real? No, I did ask.

So what album not mixtape cause the really put out albums?

Now I'm gonna say he got albums. I'll just say he.

He has two. He better go check if you

ordered. Up one or two when he got in

jail. Again.

But yeah, to be. Clear for me.

I only knew Boosie shit from the clubs.

Me too. Like I I I can't go tell you see

and I. Couldn't tell you.

I couldn't tell you the names of this.

I couldn't tell you the names of the songs.

Right. Like I yeah.

I know when I hear it. Because even what's it knowing

the most, I've heard like 6 different versions of it, and

the Apple Music version is not the version we heard in the

club. 2 red bones kissing in the back.

OK, see, I don't know the name of the songs like the.

Most. So the Apple Music version of

that, yeah. But it's called doing the most

on Apple Music. That shit sound.

Put they didn't want to put on. That shit sounds like ass.

But boosie hardest Next Tape to me was incarcerated.

Now with incarcerated what 3 songs in a row can compete with

the three songs we just named? None.

Fucking Boosie. Damn, that's crazy.

Wow, crazy work. Listen that.

Was a very broad. Let me let me explain.

That was a fact, though. Monster has Nicki Minaj, Jay-Z,

Kanye West, Rick Ross. So a Paul has Pharrell and Jay-Z

Devil in a new dress. Kanye, Rick Ross.

Explain to me what what three Boosie songs is going against

these? I mean, we all know he can't

compete with that, but. Moving the fuck on.

Choose the values fucking over. You can't.

I'm just saying, your favorite rapper's favorite rapper can't.

You can't. You know who that versus should

have been? Boosie versus 2 chains.

So we can watch two chains where is.

True. Hell yeah, true religion.

Have you listened to the True Religion tapes?

I don't. I don't listen to.

Shit, that's crazy. I.

Know real shit. Yo, back, back in our car club

days, that shit used to knock on the system.

I was wearing true religion just because.

That's used to polo and true religion I.

Used to wear true religion but. I I know if you listen to the

True Religion tapes, you got like, especially because you got

a system in your car. I'm saying like, I'm talking

about back like. That's your factory.

I'm talking about no, I'm saying like, back when we was like,

heavy into that shit without 'cause that shit used to knock

in your fucking car. Boosie shit used to knocking

your wit. I'm riding you.

You've never played the Boosie song in your car like.

Ever. Never.

Write me down, I'm. Not a fan.

Never. Not in my car.

Not in my fucking car. Not on duty.

Moving on, I got a random question.

Sure. What is what is it how I want to

word it? What is the worst way you found

out You got you know who I think I.

Think I? I think I.

Said this before you did. She called me on Facebook.

Somebody got caught up doing something and because they got

caught up, they want to throw my significant out.

Under the bus was like, yo, well, well let me tell you this

right now because this is what she told me about her and what

she's doing. I remember.

And then in turn I turned and asked the person and she was

like, I could tell you stuff myself.

Yeah, alright, cool back. Wow, I'm a head out.

That'll do it. Then it was a no.

Not just lying in the wall like Ray J, bitch.

But that's happened, so I I guess that's the the worst.

Anyone else? I found another one live.

Damn, did that like 1 live. In front of the world is crazy.

Probably. Had three viewers.

Two of the no, no no not on my live it was on her home girl

live like oh like they were they were gone like they were out

and. Full motherfuckers was watching

him. Nah, Two cousins.

No, You know, anytime. Either way, that shit's online

like. You know anytime females

twerking and shit on hop on that, on hop on that you feel me

and just. She was turking on live.

No, her home girls were she. Was they were out of town?

She they were out of town. She was off to the side.

But. She was stuck on her rounds.

Nah, like Shorty walked by the screen and it was a behind her,

but she she was holding the hand like when they walked behind

like. So was that cheating or was that

on vacation? Listen, ain't me.

That's cheating. I was asking so your girl get a

hall pass while she out on the girls trip?

By the time. I just asked No, no, I'm just

asking a question. No, I'm asking you a question.

What's that cheating? I don't.

Think it's a hall? Pass at all such that's

something I'm. Like, no, I'm saying so you if

that was your woman, you wouldn't have thought she was

cheating. I don't know the significance of

the conversation or whatever happened.

You're saying she walked past and she was holding the person

hand or the walk past and she was following?

So she was escorting them, that's what.

I'm saying that's what that's why I'm asking like.

Yeah. Never know.

Could have been a homeboy. Nah, fuck that.

I don't know. I don't hold y'all hands.

Right. Homeboy.

I have never held a home. What the fuck?

I got hella home girls and ain't none of them holds hand, I held

I. Don't even hold your hand.

We doing prayer. What do you talk about?

Like that you would even count? Why would you even say?

I grabbed one of your shoulders in the club, in the club like.

She was saying. Like I'm the short one, I'm

holding on to the taller, y'all going, somebody going to find

me. Holder, she put a go this way.

Yeah, but no, I was just asking because, you know, I've been in

situations that I've been placed in where shit like that has

happened. And it was another party and it

was actually a live video and somebody walked past and they

was talking or they was closer, they was holding hands like

that. It was fucking cousins or some

shit. And I was like, wow.

Did you did you inquire about this situation?

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm like.

Did you ask? I did inquire about it.

I was like, I ain't tripped. I ain't while.

I was proceed I. Promise.

I didn't. I was just like, yo.

Liar. Liar.

I called him like, Yo, what you doing?

Nothing. Sitting here chilling, watching

TV. All right, quick question.

So who the fuck? Is that here?

Now look. Like you're fucking the.

Inner day they wanted to do that.

The inner day. The inner day they but I was

being Dave, Ronnie. Now he masks the sheep.

Now you're just putting your business out on for the Masters.

All right, cool. So, look, so I was just like,

yo, like, what was that? She was Oh, no, it was nothing.

It was my cousin, you know, You know, Dre down here.

Oh, OK. That's funny because me and Dre

follow each other. Dre's at a basketball game.

It'll be tied to you in Miami with you.

Oh, no, no, no. Dre on my father's side.

Was it a Miami Heat game? I figured you would.

Me possible was the was the heat playing?

That's why now you see why I ask these questions.

Listen, I'm not saying you're wrong.

Listen, it's like when I'm she. Got Dre on both sides.

That's where it went. Bro, listen.

I was like, well, I was right. I was like, well, well, pray

that I know of. He's at a basketball game right

now. Oh, no, no, Dre.

On my father's side. You.

Don't even know yo daddy bitch. I figured you.

I figured you was going to say that though.

I took the initiative. To call your father, and I asked

your father, is it a Dre? I took the initiative.

I called you because of Brian and asked him what he was doing.

Like, yo, what's up? Like Fox and Alfred.

Like what? You know what?

I'm trying to go out like that. Like, Nah, yo, me and Dre, you

feel me? Like we about to hit this little

move. Oh, OK.

So he not in Miami, Ohio. OK, so so once I took it there,

she was just like, well, we didn't do anything.

Nah, bitch, you know, you lied. You lied.

Knock Did you answer? Oh, I found it on Snapchat.

Oh, that It's supposed to dis, that is.

That's that's how that's like. But they sent you a direct

message or it was a story. It was.

On a story. Oh, oh, she bowed.

Straddling in the like in the. She's getting cranked.

Oh, she's straddling. But listen, so, so is that

considered cheating? If you're in a club, I want to

do this. If you're in a club and someone

dances on you and it's unwanted, is that cheating?

If I slap you with the left and is your right thank.

You, I think it's going to be hearing.

Me, bro, that's. I don't think that's cheating.

You saying a dance is not cheating is what you're asking.

If I'm standing there and I'm not like if I'm standing there.

And are you saying you're me? Mommy, just say.

OK, OK. Yeah, yeah.

Just say you mean. OK, I'm like.

I mean, just say you mean. 'Cause I'd be like.

Perfect. Go ahead, move it without saying

it or whatever. Myrtle Beach.

No. You can say it.

Fuck. That.

This is. Rudely honest.

OK, Myrtle Beach. Trick Daddy.

Under the motherfucking garage I had, that had been a

relationship. Chokey Nikes.

If you were, well that had been cheating, your hands are behind

your back. It's unwanted.

She was trying to unsolicited cheeks on me and I didn't find

her attractive. But would it?

Would it still be cheating? He's saying Would your partner,

your girlfriend think that was cheating?

No. No, that's not cheating.

Probably not, because he not friendly.

As many motherfucking party, Never mind, I would say no.

The reason why I would say no is because y'all know.

Right. But she, your significant other

doesn't know because I was in that situation.

It was unwanted. I had two drinks in my hand.

I had two drinks in my hand. Talking about the party I

attended, he had two. Cheeks in his hands.

The fuck It was a double Cheeked up on a Sunday night.

This thing could be out here wildly like Nick Cannon at that.

Party today dragged me to for my pre birthday celebration.

I don't know who the fuck this guy was.

At the black party. Yes, he called.

Me, he was like, so you should go out with a show.

You know, Shady going with us. I was like, Boo Boo Boo, no.

Listen, I leave this. I left this for two minutes.

I'm sorry. Nah, Nah, Dennis is OK.

Let's Fast forward. Hold this bitch.

Don't forget about this birthdays.

Oh yeah, no, don't. Forget about the birthday in the

ghetto. Oh my God.

I was like three years or four years ago.

I'm just trying to go home so I can get some coochie.

Ain't nothing like ain't nothing, but take this bitch we

we were. We.

We. Were telling my.

Story We were on his. Hat y'all know, I'll be having a

story time. We listening.

How I found out that one of my girlfriends was cheating on me

is I told this story on Facebook, but I ain't never tell

her on this show. I don't think.

Damn. Literally, you know, So now I

found out because I had linked up and caught up with one of my

friends from high school and she had went away to college.

So she came back in town. So we had reconnect on like

Twitter and Facebook. So we was all talking one day or

whatever. And come to find out, she's

dating my girlfriend's best friend.

So she's like, yeah, we went on a double date and when your

girlfriend walked in, I saw pictures of y'all on Facebook

and shit like that. So I'm like, Oh yeah, I get to

see Shady. I seen her years and walked in

my bitch and some other bull dagger that wasn't me and they

sit down and break bread and have dinner.

The best friends already know. Always know I still don't like

that bitch. I seen that bitch on Christmas.

It was like, bitch, I still knock you out if my kids wasn't

here. Like yo.

The friends always know I don't trust y'all friends.

Not your best cousin. None of that.

Because I hope you don't trust my best cousin.

My mama's going to lie for me. Listen, my favorite cousin, she

going to tell me the truth and be like bitches.

A dumb ass bitch. Have y'all ever had a situation

where that happened and y'all reacted negatively?

Oh, I the emotion. Listen, pure emotion.

Absolutely. I told y'all, y'all reacted.

I'm gonna tell you all how my petty runs deep.

I put somebody to sleep in the club.

Yeah, So you know how my petty runs deep.

This same person Fast forward few months or whatever to go by.

I was like, you know, she probably don't like me.

She ain't really like me when me and the bitch was together.

But that's your best friend. Whatever, right?

I said every time you see your bitch, you should think of me.

You know why, 'cause every time you hit that bitch from the side

or from the back, My tattoo there, bitch.

That's how you get. That's how you get your get

back. You knew your best friend who

lives with me is cheating, so I stole your bitch.

Shady out here Branding bitches, That's.

Crazy. Is it my Is it Brandon?

If they voluntary do it? Yeah, it's still Brandon.

I ain't telling to do it. Property of.

The horses don't tell the motherfucker owners to do it,

but look, listen. All I'm saying is every time you

think you like it, you love it. Like LL Cool J said it too deep.

I have a couple of friends out here that were unwanted.

I didn't ask what I've. Never asked somebody to do that.

The the only please don't. The only I would say like mutual

thing that's ever happened is like probably me and my

daughter's mother, but that was like young dumb, like we both

have each other's like names on us but that was like, but I'm

literally stuck with her forever.

Let. Me find out you and got your own

sororities out here. Evil twin.

Evil twin. I ain't got none of that.

See, we were wasn't in effect. That's, I'm sorry, that's.

Crazy. That's crazy I.

Ain't do that. I'm still stuck on the level

where they buy shit for me. No shit.

You bitch is buying bike parts. You ain't got no cheap bike.

You don't need no brake pads. Is insane.

I've been packing 992000. I've been outside in these

streets for a long time. Got me fucked up.

So you back outside of you inside 2024.

It's winter time. You fooled up for the winner

look. I'm not mad at you.

They calling for snow? You know why I'm not mad at you?

Because you tried you. You really tried And and and I

fuck with it because me knowing you did you try to win a total?

No. He.

No. No, no, hold on, hold on.

He. Tried.

So look, I definitely tried, but y'all my friends, y'all know a

lot of shit that go on behind closed doors.

When I really thought about it, it was like, are you in the?

Are you in the right predicament right now to fulfill that?

That's mature. And when I thought about it, it

was more. Like.

Growing up, it was more so like. Still stupid.

But I still fuck you. It was just more so like, yo,

like I got, I got a lot of shit I need to do.

I think that should be the least.

Thing I'm working on me. Right.

I think that should be the least thing for me to worry about.

Right. So just out of curiosity, when

you say that, when you say it's the least thing you should be

worried about, you still not cutting back on pussy?

Oh no, I'm a fuck. You should get like a.

Y'all got where I was going with that, right?

But so I have needs as far as like relationship.

You don't need it. I mean, you're right.

What I'm saying is if if at some point when you're in a

relationship, how men look at it is that's guaranteed coochie,

right? Every day, all day, twice on

Sunday. No, no, I'm saying logically,

that's how go into it. Like I got my one coochie that I

can hit whenever I want, basically, and twice on Sunday.

What if it ain't good? No, no what?

So what I'm saying is, if you're saying to the point where you

didn't want to fulfill the boyfriend aspect of it, but you

still want to fuck, are you? But you needed to work on you.

You ain't really working on you. You taking?

Work. You are.

Was the box? Was the box trash?

Fuck no. It was fire.

Definitely fire. She.

She'll be getting my therapist. She's the.

Mainly, in her face, she's the. Box was trash, so listen.

But. She's young.

But but even some. Make exceptions and try to work.

Make it, you know, make it work. No, some.

I almost said something, but I'm not going to incriminate on.

This. Some do that though, like they

they really try. Some people say so.

Some people. Do.

That why not say something? I would say 85%, 85% of.

Women, listen, I. Take it was me, though.

Big grass at this big ass fucking age.

I ain't doing it. 100%. I.

Just say it was all me. 100%. No but it.

Wasn't her. It was the handsome.

Right, So what? What?

I'm what? I was trying to fucking get up

with these idiots. Yes, I cheated on you.

I won't care. I hope you didn't tell her that

shit. You like some ratchet holes?

You gonna go upside? Was it amicable?

No. To grab my coat and chase you.

Down the street. He calls you a fat black bitch

and told you get the fuck out. Nah, Nah, like we was at the

event. Oh, wow.

And. Y'all broke up at the event.

It was at it was at her dad's house.

Oh. Damn.

Broke up with your girlfriend? The holiday party?

Father's house? Use a bold black.

Alcohol was in the fat. I was in my head overthinking

this shit. I didn't like certain aspects of

what was going on, so. Told y'all you still stupid you

feel? So you feel me?

I did this shit. I was mad as fuck the next day

when I did, when I did it, when I finally came to it.

Because I was like, damn, I did. I really didn't want to do that.

So did you miss him? Yeah, hell yeah, I did.

You still call it, don't you? We still talk.

We still talk. And what the fuck is that point?

You still hitting this this? Is the thing.

This is what I don't understand about this.

Is. Why I don't never understand

about relationships. Right, Y'all break up and in

your case y'all don't have any children or any liabilities

together. What the fuck did y'all break up

If you're still going to engage? If you're still a couple?

Nah, but you're like. Oh, y'all friends that fuck.

Occasionally we're cool. Friends will benefit.

Shit like go fuck wherever you want.

I I don't care. That ain't what I said.

I don't. Do you still?

Take that from. From this relationship.

No, like like, yo, we we don't like like real shit it.

It's strictly we friends. We we don't, we don't even talk

every day. We highlight each other right

now. When they put tonic.

Like strictly. So what y'all do with them cute

ass pictures? Because you you did those a

little too early. I don't have them.

I don't have them. You gotta remember I got a new

phone because that's it. Transferred over.

Where you going? I'm being dead ass.

Y'all promise. You can leave.

You can leave. You can leave.

Because, girl, I'm tired of you and you tired of me. 2024.

First off, you said you don't have him.

He took his he. Took.

How did we get How did we get them?

He. Took.

He took her ass down. How?

He said I don't have them. How did?

He get you something to us? Know what I'm saying?

He's saying is he got a new phone so he shouldn't transfer.

I don't have them. He didn't back him up into the

cloud. I'm dead.

Ass 100%. Y'all said, Y'all hit him with

the So you talking on these all in the group text, all in the

videos? All in.

The No hell. No.

Fuck no. Hell no.

I'm good. All I'm saying is got Atlanta

coming up, got my fucking bike week coming up, New Orleans

coming up. New Orleans.

Danny, you really on your usher shit right now?

Like y'all ain't good good, but y'all still.

Good. We still good.

New Orleans. Who the fuck going to New

Orleans? Oh, no, no, I'm saying what I

got coming up. He's going to New Orleans with

his other friends. Oh fuck us.

You didn't get an invite. That's.

What happened last time you tried to go on a trip without

his bitch? You know he got other friends

and shit, right? Where I.

Keep telling you. That what they at, though.

He got a whole. He got a whole group of other.

Friends, what they at do? They like the opposite of us,

like in the Upside Down and shit, we.

Gotta relax. Swear to God that shit is weird.

It's like all the some type of like one of us and and I'd be

look at him like yo. What the fuck is supposed to be

me, 'cause I I don't want. It is.

It is of you. Bitch, are you trying?

So you got a bull dagger? You ever from group without

saying it? A bull dagger?

I'm not a bull dagger, but that's what he was.

So you. Like Soul Calibur.

Hold on And the way he said, one of you, It's like call.

You a bull dagger. That's why I said.

Are you? Trying to say.

She's a bull dagger. I'm Shady.

Excalibur type You know I. Wouldn't I'm the original?

I wouldn't say bull dagger, you more like a sword you feel me

like. You were 45.

She is mine. It's a knife.

It's a knife. The Caliber's this one.

What you're saying is you have a masculine presenting friend on

your other friend group, but she ain't me.

She ain't this 5. Me.

Word to Bruno, Mom, I. Have I have homeboys?

I went out with you and your other friends.

Y'all know that. Start staying home, you.

Know what's crazy? The.

Title of this episode you know, please The title of this episode

is Day Day's Bizarro Word. The first up part is the other.

Trying to befriend us. Y'all know them.

Y'all do the before I knew them. Well, one of them don't count.

I knew him before you do them. Right.

You lie. I don't know the mother.

I know that because of. You and that friend is Mel.

Fuck y'all. Maybe.

Look, look at them. That's Mel.

Yeah, that's Mel. Y'all.

Do looking. Like, except for you don't have

a me as a best friend. That said, you could look like

me. That's crazy.

Never play like me. That's crazy.

You tell me that, man. Never mind.

So guys. Little yawn twist.

That's crazy about you. Are you talking about the

Ibuprofen 1600s? What?

I don't even got no friends with those you.

Got a twin? That digger don't look like me.

Yes. OK guys, I'm.

Gonna send a picture at least so you can put it up right then and

there like pop. Pop So guys, as we begin the

year, y'all got some like goals and visions y'all want to see

happen. More music, less bitching, more

money. Bow honeys.

Speaking of relationships and. Shit.

Anybody else good over there? Yeah.

Yeah, you got real quiet when the relationship talks are

flying. Around.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm good.

We we good. No comment, I'm just.

Making sure damn good. Good, good.

We still good. What?

My nephew, we don't give a fuck about y'all.

We're great. This week.

Now this is that part on your tiger.

Now we agree. Easy.

Wow, what relationship I. Think, I said.

What? I'm chilling.

I'm chilling? No, the last person I was trying

to talk to and she. You guys stopped trying to talk

to these folks. It's not working out for you.

You're not built. You don't even talk.

You're not. You're not built for

relationships, You're just wired different, and there's nothing

wrong with that. You definitely don't talk.

You don't talk. That's what I'm saying.

Women want you to talk. That's what I'm saying.

Like he's not. It's it's not for you If they

not talking about what you want to talk about.

If anything, I should do a bike parts Call of Duty sneakers.

Sneakers are throwing packages you don't want to.

Fuck. You don't want to fuck like

Miles. That plays so the last one she.

His bitch want him to be a DB. What last one you got?

Like 5 last ones. She wanted him to be a deadbeat.

She wanted him to be a deadbeat. She wanted you to.

She said I'm never. She said I'm never available and

she asked me to come see. I said I got my son and she

like, all right, well fuck it. And then she posted on like that

little IG shit. Well, Shorty, who came?

To No the park. No, exactly.

That's what I'm saying. You.

Got that? Wasn't never his bitch that was.

Just a home girl. Bro, that was never his bitch.

I was a home girl. Yes, four people in the room

telling you the same shit. This is home girl.

No, he never fucked her. I.

Don't believe. We don't never believe you when

you say you don't hit either. You swear us on Jesus?

I don't believe him, though. We don't believe you either.

We don't. We don't believe you either.

You need. 1st to know if I did I don't believe.

You. Yeah, she was acting weird.

You got if if it's not pot meats, kettle room, this bitch.

Woo. Weezer, when I said not.

You got a fucking. Nerve.

She came to me on some weird shit.

And yours didn't. Yours didn't.

My what exactly I? Think my left ear.

Was like your home girl oh. Yeah 'cause I never fucked her

at all. So why is it?

Why do we supposed to believe you and not him?

No 'cause I know for a fact I never fucked her.

He didn't fuck her. I think my Nike said swoosh.

Anyway, fellas, we coming to a close and this fucking ratchet

ass, ratchet ass episode. Tuck that cruddy out of that

Butterfinger. Hoodie to to be rudely honest,

vote for wrote for Pedro AKA Shady Pedro.

Y'all motherfuckers, I love this shit.

I'm going to buy a. Mic I.

Like. This you better start on your

motherfucker. I guarantee.

Y'all, damn it. All right, we back.

Listen, the only vision I have for Rudy on this podcast is

consistency in our content and we keep doing what we doing.

That's it. That's all I got and I'm be gone

for like a whole month. So y'all better hold.

Me down? And y'all better fucking

FaceTime me in like Sean in jail.

Oh, I'm telling Lee we ain't recording shit.

Y'all hit me. Y'all better FaceTime me in like

Shine in jail or Lee they ain't recording without.

Me trying to. Figure out if this is the kids.

Choice. Don't think it's better be the

three Amigos. That's what going to try to be a

guest. Can I?

Get on the show No. Sorry, easy.

It's in that cash yet. But no.

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