Episode 102: Canal Street Timbs

0:19 Cash money, Young Money. Motherfuck the other side.

0:23 Here we go. They can fuck with us if they

0:25 want. I bring them homicide.

0:28 Words to my Mama, I'm going to tell you Bomb.

0:30 And they said getting up the games, like coming out of a

0:32 coma. I'm trying, but it's normal in

0:35 this rap shit get boring. All I ask is that you pray for

0:38 me? Please.

0:40 We done. That's how you guys start show

0:42 off. What's up, game?

0:43 I heard we was sneak this and was dissing.

0:45 I don't sneak this, I do headshots cuz I got good aim.

0:48 I'm just saying, you know, I I'd be like vibing out sometimes.

0:53 I try to sneak get my boogie on, you know.

0:56 It's me 30 plus. Ain't no sneaky links, Ain't no

0:58 sneak dissing. We do head shots over here.

1:00 I got good aim. I'm just out here trying to find

1:02 my coretta. You do the light MLK.

1:07 Hey, you did y'all get the holiday off or no?

1:11 Hell no. No.

1:12 I wanted that holiday pick. I was.

1:13 Talking to you, I was chilling. I'm sorry to hear that I got

1:16 holiday part pay while I was on the fucking couch playing Call

1:18 of Duty. Wait, I'm sorry.

1:19 I'm sorry, welcome back to another episode.

1:21 I don't. Know why y'all here?

1:24 Y'all know why y'all here. Hey guy, what's up?

1:26 What up? Welcome to another episode of my

1:29 You're My Fucking Business Bitch.

1:35 Hey yo, they they say we forgot him.

1:37 He and my combat took my weight. Friends.

1:38 Y'all forgotten? Me boy.

1:39 Fuck you. Yo late, but when did this part

1:41 become a five way split? Gang.

1:44 That's crazy. Hey, look, you could.

1:47 Take my percentage of the podcast next month and you can

1:51 guess back for me for a day. This is The Four Tops, not the

1:53 five heartbeats. First off, First off, Sir, why

1:56 aren't you in uniform? Everybody's got a motherfucker

1:58 hat. My business hours is from 9:00

2:01 to 5:00. What's?

2:02 Going on in these. Streets bad.

2:03 Everybody got a Scull. I don't.

2:05 I don't own any Scullys. What you?

2:07 Should probably get one brick. Probably get one house.

2:10 Boomer, I know no hat. Name Rowdy Ruff Boys.

2:17 Yeah, definitely. I need a fucking haircut is.

2:20 That the curly top. I can't say that you got a nice

2:23 little green at the top. I don't know about the root.

2:27 Root is pretty good. I'm.

2:27 Just saying, I feel like if I gave you a pic with the on the

2:30 bottom of that bitch. So I got a question.

2:32 So we we starting off with the shenans.

2:34 That's going shenanigans question for you guys.

2:38 Funny thing that I randomly saw on social media, so I figured

2:40 I'd ask you guys this crying in my comments talking about we are

2:44 the five heartbeats and this is the really on this podcast with

2:46 a four of us, not the five. Oh wow.

2:49 Anywho, so I got a question. If your homeboy fuck your side,

2:53 does that make him disloyal? It's a side bitch.

2:56 It's. A side bitch.

2:58 But I love her. Craig.

2:59 What? Loyalty.

3:00 Do you have to your side, bitch? Love your side, bitches.

3:03 Some of them more than they mean, bitch.

3:06 You were just here for the moment.

3:08 Is it a person or did I send him to do it?

3:12 That's a good question. Knowing you.

3:13 Knowing you, you sent them. You wanted to test the bitch

3:16 loyalty you sent them. Everybody eat, dude.

3:21 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa.

3:23 Everybody eats B. Everybody does not eat.

3:26 BI thought he said something totally different.

3:28 In cases doing all you bitches. I thought he said something

3:30 totally different. What?

3:31 Knowing easy he priced you probably sent the side bitch

3:34 over to your homeboys one like 'cause you was done with it.

3:37 Sure, What? Go ahead.

3:40 And then there's the. I'm going to see if I can slide

3:44 in and use such such name to get me some coochie type.

3:47 What in The Dirty? What in the homosexuals Speaking

3:53 of homosexuals? Watch had an interesting

3:55 conversation about homosexuals over the weekend.

3:58 Sir Couch. A lot.

3:59 Oh my God, wake up. We all know a we all have a

4:05 homosexual associate or someone 20.

4:07 Five in this bitch. You know, the one stroke.

4:13 The one stroke. This day day is stupid.

4:18 Oh my God, I hate him. Yo, I share bitches all the

4:25 time. You just ain't having my

4:26 bitches. That's that's just pretty much

4:29 what it is. I don't have no side, bitches.

4:30 My side part under. You can have her.

4:34 She wasn't mine, right? Did you say your side par under

4:37 like? Golf side part under like.

4:39 Oh, how about like, some slick shit that was bars.

4:42 Like that was hard. I'm hearing shit different.

4:45 Today, side part, you know how she swooped that shit like baby,

4:49 baby. Ass, but I heard side par like a

4:51 putt. Yeah, you can putter.

4:53 That's. See, that's what I heard.

4:54 That's like a white woman wig. You know the side part under and

4:57 shit ain't no Bob. That's a Robert.

5:00 Where's your manager, he? Said.

5:03 First off, I said that ain't no Bob.

5:05 That's a Robert. Robert But I just mean, I don't

5:10 know. I just ain't.

5:12 I ain't. I've had go at people that I was

5:15 in a relationship with and they told me and a looking at me like

5:19 why I'm looking at him like he got three his like first of all

5:24 I know we got that that rare occurrence where a girl that was

5:27 messing with a girl might go fuck with a after you type shit.

5:29 But I can almost guarantee the bitches I was in a relationship

5:34 with. If you are any type of way

5:36 affiliated with me, they ain't fucking with you.

5:38 Now the side bitches or the bitches that I just putted off

5:42 to somebody else. Enjoy.

5:44 Oh. You know ain't shit anyway cuz

5:46 go at baby mothers lovers. Go at my big mother.

5:51 I'm going to have to cancel Christmas and all.

5:53 You bet. I put it to you.

5:55 I kick it like this. Who really?

5:57 Who really eats the rolls at Golden Corral?

5:59 Me. I.

6:00 Don't even go to you don't get the honey spread that honey

6:04 spread. Be smacking wrestling piece the

6:06 Golden Corral. Because we don't have no.

6:08 More. They closed the one, the only

6:10 left one that was in Baltimore. That shit closed right before

6:16 the New Year. But let's get into this

6:19 unimportant news, news, news, news.

6:22 Oh, now it's unimportant. Now you have re branded.

6:23 That's crazy. It's.

6:24 Very unimportant. First things first, some real

6:29 shit. Angela it is Angela Bassett

6:34 finally got a fucking Oscar. No, I'm not a fan.

6:39 Congrats to her, but I feel like it was a sympathy thing.

6:42 Your husband say so. Is it that she got the Oscar For

6:45 what act? I'm not sure.

6:49 It was an honorary Oscar it. Was an honorary Oscar.

6:53 The Oscars hasn't even happened yet.

6:55 It was an honorary I'm. Allergic to bullshit?

6:57 What? The hell is it?

6:57 I'm talking about Oscar. The same way as a doctorate.

7:00 You said what's an honorary? Same thing they do when they

7:02 give you the honorary doctorate. You're not really a doctor.

7:05 Remember how I got that award in the summertime and like some got

7:08 one. It was just honorary or my shit

7:12 was like legit. I had a seal on my shit.

7:14 They just got the little glass. Joint.

7:17 It was an honorary just like the honorary doctorates.

7:19 You got all these rappers, that's honorary doctors.

7:21 Y'all ain't never go to fucking college.

7:23 Carrie Hilson. She went to college.

7:27 She got an honorary Dr. from Harvard, though.

7:28 She went there. She went there for business.

7:30 Harvard Business School. Doctor Dre is not a fucking

7:33 doctor. That definitely.

7:35 Waka Flocka got an honorary doctorate, too.

7:37 Who the You know what next. Proceed.

7:39 I'm serious. I believe you.

7:41 I fully believe you. Doctor Joaquin, Malfers Shut.

7:45 Up. Damn, not the government.

7:47 How do you know his name? I never knew that.

7:50 I did. I know his name because Tommy, I

7:55 mean, I'm Tammy from the show. That's.

7:57 Only reason? From the show, not the reality

8:01 started talking. About gang banging.

8:09 Crip blood in the GD. It's definitely giving you a

8:17 Hoover. But.

8:19 Why he got to miss affiliate me? He played with you?

8:22 He definitely. Played with Bitch Ass He.

8:24 Put you in Chicago for. Real Ain't never been a shot,

8:27 right? Phone them.

8:27 Great. Nah fam I ain't anybody

8:31 disrespect they. Shut like that.

8:32 What else you got? Why is his?

8:36 Why is he this his name so Michael Jackson's nephew Jafar.

8:42 Like he Aladdin. Yeah, no, that's what's his

8:45 name. With the biopic of.

8:47 What's the brother name with the Tito the the monkey grease?

8:50 Jermaine. Jermaine.

8:51 It's his son. Not the monkey grease.

8:54 Jermaine, you look like he got the gorilla goose slip back.

8:56 No, it like Gorilla snot and he just laid it in his shit, like

9:00 stayed there. I'm glad you said now remember

9:02 because all of his, all of his kids names.

9:04 You know what his head look like?

9:08 The Mike this. Fucking Halo like it's Mike.

9:12 That's what this fucking Halo like, yo.

9:15 And he got the hammer. Three cuts.

9:17 All all his kids, all those kids names start with Jay and they

9:20 the wildest Jafar. Well, at least he didn't do

9:23 George. Your Majesty.

9:25 First off, since we talked about this weird ass crazy ass.

9:30 He married and had kids with his brother's ex-wife.

9:35 Tito's ex-wife is his wife and they got kids.

9:39 How the fuck are you they uncle. Father.

9:41 What in the Bobby Womack? No, that's some that that's just

9:47 crazy. I wish I fucked my bro.

9:49 You know what, anyway, Keep party going.

9:52 Keep the fucking party going. It fit earlier he he went out to

9:56 his side. But that one inside bitch that.

9:58 Was his wife. That was why.

9:59 That's. What I'm saying like wow, that

10:01 is the type of shit that every family fucking gather and I'm a.

10:04 Bunch of shit, bro, she said. Fuck that.

10:06 I'm not leaving this family money.

10:07 I want to stay in the family. I'm mad at.

10:10 Him come in. So he's doing the the biography

10:12 of what? Mike.

10:13 Of Michael. He's playing Michael.

10:15 No, the little really is good. No, he can sing and everything.

10:18 No, he can really. He got a song.

10:20 I'm gonna play it for you. He got a song with video dancing

10:23 on a rooftop, A rooftop, just like mic and all that shit.

10:25 He was over in like. Is it going to give?

10:30 What the fuck is the flex? No, no, no flex nose and shit.

10:35 No, they actually. Doing they threw powder on that

10:37 man face to make it look lighter.

10:38 Ain't doing a biopic like they did.

10:40 She's pop shit like that. Been seen in my life that.

10:43 Who the fuck said hey, let's get Flex to play Michael Jackson?

10:48 Why? It's not even on Toby.

10:55 I think they scrapped that from the universe.

10:57 We're just going to act. It's like we don't talk about

10:58 Bruno. We're not going to talk about.

10:59 That it's like a fever dream. Like like people, if you

11:02 remember it, you remember it. If you don't, you fine I'm.

11:05 I'm going to tell you how it is, how people are trying to say

11:08 we're having and what's it called, the Mandela Effect with

11:10 the Shazam movies. That shit's real.

11:12 That shit's real. Shaq was definitely.

11:14 I had the cassette. Like the fuck is you talk?

11:16 About Shaq was definitely Kazam. They talk about Shaq was never

11:19 Kazam. Sinbad wasn't Kazam.

11:21 I think Shazam. Shazam.

11:23 I mean that. Was Shazam.

11:25 But wasn't Shaq Kazam? Yeah.

11:27 Shaq was Kazam. But all that shit was real.

11:30 Sinbad was real. You're just too young.

11:32 Don't worry about it. Moving.

11:34 Moving on. The Cowboys is fucking trash.

11:39 You know, like, I fucking hate them.

11:40 I I've, I've come to the conclusion I hate the Cowboys

11:44 more than I hate Baltimore Steelers fans.

11:46 I fucking hate them. Yo.

11:47 Damn. That was why you really's.

11:49 Damn ass you are you a cowboy Hot dukie are.

11:52 You OK? Are you OK?

11:54 Wild card weekend? Got you stressed, bro.

11:56 Everything's fine. I'm not a Cowboys fan, nor my

12:01 Eagles fans. Sorry to y'all too, Jesus.

12:03 Christ, tell us why you really made fan.

12:07 Bro, it's more so than fans. Like Cowboys fans just have this

12:13 this entitlement of them. Y'all ain't won shit in three

12:16 decades. It's the same thing every year.

12:19 They get hype at the beginning. They beat him from sorry ass

12:22 teams. They were like, oh, this side

12:23 year. Every year been y'all year for

12:26 35 years and y'all ain't won shit.

12:29 Y'all worse than Knicks fans when?

12:30 The last time I won Troy Aikman. Yeah. 90 Before I was born.

12:36 Damn, Gilly said it himself. Like the Cowboys.

12:38 The Cowboys ain't been good, right?

12:40 Damn, the Cowboys ain't been good since they stopped using

12:42 cocaine. Not.

12:46 The Cocaine Cowboys? Damn everything.

12:53 Kiss him, though. Use my bars.

12:56 That's correct. Eagles.

12:57 What? I'm disappointed in the Eagles

13:00 and I'm not even the Eagles fan. That fucking game was tragic.

13:05 I ain't. Hey, I ain't fuck Em.

13:09 Moving on, my. Team ain't make the playoffs.

13:11 I don't give a. Fuck boy, Fuck your team.

13:15 Yeah. Oh well.

13:18 That's what you know. Can't say you.

13:19 Can't even say shit. You know, you say something

13:22 smart and be like man. Fuck you, that's.

13:26 This. Yo, that's.

13:27 Why your feet stink so. So I know it's true.

13:32 Bitch. What's that going to do?

13:32 OK, moving on happily, heavily. Happy heavenly birthday to

13:41 Aaliyah. She would have been 45 today.

13:43 I had to still crank that Soulja Boy.

13:45 What? I definitely banging.

13:50 I'm not too young for earlier I would definitely.

13:54 We in the age range would. Have definitely sent her a four

13:57 page. Letter I had to rock the boat

13:58 and worked down in the middle. Hey yo, you.

14:01 Get me would have sent her a four page letter with.

14:03 You said she would have been hoe. 45 Damn, that's a good ass

14:06 gun. That's a good ass year.

14:11 That's a good ass record of 4540.

14:15 Not a wax Dick. You hear me?

14:20 Any fucking wig I'm trying to tell you.

14:26 So Diddy no longer owns Deli on. It.

14:29 He never owned it. Moving on.

14:31 He never owned it. He was the face of the brain.

14:34 He never owned it. Some some brand name.

14:36 Diego is not a sole, sole owner. They are the Perry company.

14:40 Diego or Diego? Diego.

14:42 Diego. Diego.

14:45 Whatever. That's why I let you.

14:48 Like is it Diego or Diego? Let me let me explain you

14:51 something. Let me let me drop some business

14:53 knowledge. Some Spanish on it?

14:57 What? You know it's a Puerto reef is

14:59 sitting next to you. Yeah, sometime.

15:03 Anyway, explain something about business to you that is not on

15:07 anything. They remove that from the board,

15:09 but he's still going to get. A check.

15:11 Know how that shit work? We just publicly we going to

15:14 disassociate yourself while you figure out your legal shit?

15:16 Fix your shit. But we still got your identity

15:19 for a check, he. Stepped down from everything

15:22 and. Right, use that still on state.

15:26 Moving on. Don't Nobody drinks a rock the

15:29 money fucking way. I still do if.

15:31 If I feel like it. If I feel like it.

15:35 You are drinking vodka. Is everything OK?

15:36 I. Know.

15:37 But I'm not. I'm not buying it.

15:38 Like, if it's this right there, I'll ask them.

15:40 Brock, like, all right. Find me something else.

15:44 Bitch, you drink Everclear. First of all, I stopped

15:47 drinking. That you know you can start your

15:49 car with that, not like. Why are you drinking Everclear

15:53 like, casually? Are you OK?

15:56 Is everything OK at home? Listen, I I stopped drinking

15:59 Everclear. But.

16:01 Why did you start? Why does?

16:02 Because it's cheap and I didn't need that much to get fucked.

16:05 Up So is Burnett's, but I'm not drinking.

16:08 That no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That shit is trash.

16:10 You'll be drinking 99 bananas and shit.

16:14 You're trying. To kill that was the middle

16:15 school drink. My middle school drink was,

16:19 yeah, for rental that. Was the middle school drink.

16:24 Moving up I. Started on E&J.

16:27 This is Old Man's Hitty. My first drink was Paul Masson.

16:32 My first drink was Bombay. Damn.

16:35 Swear to God. Paul Masson That's because

16:38 that's all we could afford to put up for.

16:40 Bumpy face, June. My first.

16:42 Drink. No wonder he was fighting in the

16:43 club. And I was, I was like 11, no.

16:46 Wonder he was fighting at the parties at the docks.

16:49 That's fucking burnt, I bet. That shit.

16:52 Burnt the solaplex. Let me tell you what my dumb ass

16:54 brother did. So we drunk this shit, right?

16:58 This's wild. This filled it back up with

17:00 water so we wouldn't get in trouble.

17:03 Hey. Yo, I know mommy pulled her

17:07 motherfucker shot. It was like, what did this day?

17:09 That shit funny. My people probably got y'all ass

17:14 whooped when they took that shot and realized it was water.

17:16 Put water in my shit. I was outside for like 3 days.

17:20 I was gone. Yo, that's just as bad as the

17:24 fucking the bars refilling the fucking top shelf with real

17:27 liquor and telling and selling you a fucking Henny shot for

17:29 some E&J and. Let me get this.

17:30 Let me get some of that MO at this MO water I.

17:34 Don't know. Moving this has.

17:36 Been snowing, right? Fuck this snow.

17:38 Has any? Like Jehovah Witnesses, Not when

17:41 y'all doing anything. They still exist.

17:43 Like, as far as the foot patrol, I haven't.

17:46 It's too cold for that. I was in the house chilling.

17:48 You feel me? I was watching Frozen, but you

17:53 feel me so I hear a little. Fro Elsa is outside.

17:57 Knock at the door, so I proceeds to open the door.

18:01 Oh, hey Sir, how you doing today?

18:02 Can you prepare for Jehovah's return?

18:04 I said Jay-Z got a new album coming out.

18:06 When the fuck are you doing type of album?

18:09 I ain't all that shit. When I tell you they look at me,

18:11 I was like, have a good day, Sir walked up.

18:17 No, but I'm being that's like, I didn't know.

18:19 They still did like the door to door stuff.

18:21 Some of them do. And then like one time I was at

18:22 work, they knock on the door and I, you know, I had to ring shit.

18:25 And I was like, what you need. It was like, what's your name,

18:27 Sir? John.

18:30 John. Jehovah, John.

18:32 You have a nice day, John will do.

18:34 Fuck out. Of here they came to my house

18:36 like one time, like. I don't think they won't hit the

18:40 steps in my building. I think it was like 2018 like

18:43 same thing knocking on the door like you raving for chose Brent

18:46 turn like Nah but Satan like he he ain't that far behind though

18:50 I'm like well my. Goodness.

18:52 Here what are the ones on the bikes called?

18:55 The Orleans Mormons. They was cool as shit around the

18:58 way ain't nobody fuck with them. 'Cause who the fuck these

19:01 gangster shit? Walking and riding on pedal

19:03 bikes in a white button up in a hood?

19:05 In a white button up in some black.

19:06 Pants. It's hot as a bitch out here.

19:08 Fucking bikes. Little like door to door

19:10 salesman. Anybody.

19:12 Anybody in a short sleeve button up in a tie?

19:15 I don't bother. Just don't knock on my door, B.

19:18 We don't want nothing. You selling well, What?

19:22 Nothing. You selling?

19:22 That shit is worse than them school uniforms used to have to

19:24 have in the 90s. Yeah, shit is real.

19:27 Moving on, rest in peace to the big Juke yo Gotti's older

19:31 brother. Yeah man.

19:32 I actually met him years ago. So years ago when we I was on

19:36 the the tour with him when he did the college tour here.

19:39 And that's when I was like deep into music and shit and we went

19:42 to like Morgan Cocaine music actually when we did that shit.

19:49 And I met him. He was a cool dude.

19:51 And I sent my respects when I posted the picture of me and got

19:54 it from that. Day when I met him, yo.

19:56 What's crazy is was leaving a repass and his moms was in the

20:01 car. Allegedly, the the people that

20:06 ended him were at the funeral also.

20:10 Damn. But his moms was in the car like

20:12 well I I realized huh don't care.

20:16 I was about to say like I realized like I guess the street

20:19 knowledge that we were blessed upon with the O GS that we had

20:23 that is still that applied. Unless the female or that child

20:27 was in the in the game, but mom's.

20:30 You taking mom's home from the repass.

20:32 It's crazy. But yeah, I've seen a lot of

20:34 comments where people like they still sliding for Dolph and all

20:37 that shit and I'm like that. Yeah, I've seen that bullshit

20:39 like. That's the funniest shit ever

20:41 is. I've seen somebody comment and

20:43 you know I no comedy to somebody's death, regardless of

20:46 what side of the fence you feel like you want to be on

20:48 somebody's. Like, is that the fucking big

20:50 sister that Young Dolph was talking about then?

20:55 I I was. I I tried not to laugh because I

20:58 just. Death is never funny.

21:01 I don't care what. Yeah, What side?

21:04 Like it ain't. Even like what side of the fence

21:06 you want to be on it. As far as whose side you want to

21:08 rock with. Like death is never funny.

21:09 That ain't cool. No, it's not.

21:10 And not to mention your mom's could have been killed too.

21:14 Y'all thought Motor war. You took that man, brother.

21:17 His mom's out. Sorry to this man.

21:20 He wouldn't. Have rap no more.

21:21 Yeah. No, sorry to this man, because.

21:25 And they wouldn't even rap, no. More like I'm sorry for mom's

21:28 and my bro. Shit is just fucking wild.

21:30 Sweet care. Cocaine would have stopped at

21:33 six for you. That's.

21:35 It real. I ain't producing shit.

21:38 Done. Is just wild, but on a on a

21:42 lighter notice. Speaking of how is just wild.

21:43 Pharrell was fucking wild trying to sell these.

21:46 Damn Canal Street, Louie Thames. What's the ticket on him?

21:51 So 1700 my my thing is this. The video of him showing the

21:58 tongue and having a boot on. They was dope.

22:02 The picture that is surfacing was circulating around.

22:07 It has the imprint all around the boot.

22:09 I don't like that. What in the Supreme?

22:12 Leave it on the tongue. No pun intended.

22:15 That's it. So what you're trying to tell me

22:18 is a $200 Tim's has been upselled by the.

22:21 Whole time, yeah. St.

22:24 Tim's and not wearing them. They went up fixing on it.

22:28 When? My feet still going to be cold

22:30 in these bitches. Exactly.

22:32 That's why I don't buy shit like that.

22:34 I think that's the thing with the shit with Supreme, Like

22:36 Supreme put their logo and everything and everybody went

22:37 crazy. Never.

22:39 Went crazy for supreme stuff, but 1700 for some butters I

22:42 never. Kid.

22:43 Please. I never got the significance of.

22:46 Negro, please. What is the significance of

22:48 supreme? I don't know.

22:51 Supreme is up there with bait, right?

22:52 It's. Like.

22:54 It's like they had collabs with skate culture back in the day.

22:56 Skate culture, yeah. So they had collabs with bait

22:58 back in the day, so. But I still wouldn't.

23:01 I don't know whatever. Anywho.

23:02 Moving on 1700, I take the 40 below boots though.

23:06 When the African when the Africans were selling that shit

23:08 back in like 05 and shit y'all was laughing at.

23:12 You got a lot of racial stuff today.

23:14 You OK, angry black man? Tell us why you mad.

23:17 Hispanics, Africans, I'm, I'm just saying.

23:21 You could have bought them. The Lancey St. 2.

23:23 Thousands. You could have bought them same

23:25 Thames down at fucking Patapsco and in 2001 and you want to

23:32 charge me 1700 for them? The Lancey The Lancey St.

23:35 Specials. In 2001, if you'd awarded

23:37 motherfuckers around me. Listen, I don't get it twisted.

23:42 I know I look serious. I'm funny as shit.

23:44 I keep telling motherfuckers that you wear some shit like

23:47 that around me in 2001. It.

23:49 Would have been ahead of the game.

23:51 No, you wouldn't have. Been ahead of the game, my ass.

23:53 You've been ahead of the class front center.

23:55 I've been roasting your ass. It would have been a full circle

23:58 moment, granted 23 years later, but it would have been a full

24:00 circle moment. Like, no, I laughed at me.

24:03 This ain't like tight paints. This ain't like tight paints.

24:08 It ain't working. How went from baggy to to fit to

24:12 loose fit to skinny to straight lid, whatever.

24:15 No, it ain't like that. So unless we want to talk about

24:20 YSL or. YSL or.

24:23 Listen, have y'all been following the fucking trial

24:26 videos? The summary.

24:27 They've been trying. To First off them them have

24:29 tried to incriminate LeBron. Serena Williams.

24:33 Say, have you seen what? I don't follow tennis.

24:34 I don't watch it. I know who she is.

24:38 Yo, I don't mean to home, yo, funny as shit.

24:43 It's, it's. Giving plea to insanity?

24:45 Yeah, but what I'm saying is yeah, he took a plea, but the

24:51 way he stood tall on the fucking stead.

24:53 Never mind the money bag. Shit.

24:57 The fucking shit. What do y'all call the park?

24:59 BFL. Yeah.

25:00 It was like, yeah, I'm like, it's bags for life.

25:02 Like, I'm talking about money. That's why the money bag is

25:04 right there. I'm trying to get these money

25:06 bags for life. When she asked the about the

25:10 neighborhood park, he was like, she was like, so you never

25:12 called the Cleveland Park. He was like the park she like.

25:14 So what did you call it, the park she like So it wasn't

25:20 called Cleveland Ave. Park.

25:21 He was like the park. I get it because none of us here

25:27 say, oh, we going to Druid Hill Puck.

25:30 The park. Down the park, yeah.

25:31 We going to the. Park Like which one the park?

25:35 If a say which one to me in Baltimore about the park, he

25:38 does not belong here. What other?

25:42 What other fucking puck are we going to Carol?

25:44 Who? Why?

25:46 What? When, Where?

25:49 But I ain't gonna hold you. This has got to be the most

25:53 entertaining trial that I've ever fucking saw.

25:57 Ha, no, it's not OJ first. Of OJ trial ain't last six

26:02 fucking months. This trial been going on for six

26:04 months. I'll I'll see your OJ with the

26:07 trial of that jumping over that fucking gorgeous bench.

26:11 His name is Orinthio. That shit sound like coochie

26:15 cream. Who the name of that child?

26:17 Or or or or or or or. Or or or Oriental noodles, yo.

26:29 But it no, I'm talking about currently like, not past.

26:33 This is the most entertaining shit in the fucking world.

26:36 Like they putting these affiliates on the fucking stand

26:40 and it's fucking pure comedy them and the lawyers.

26:45 Like if this man get off you better by all them.

26:47 Like you better cash out your lawyer and your man's He better

26:51 never need a pack of Ooda's new. Entire like trial, the only

26:54 thing y'all really did was remind us of how much lifestyle

26:57 was a banger. No, for real.

26:59 They played that. They played the video in court.

27:03 Man, I've been like, did you see the, did you see the the the YT

27:07 lady that posted it? It was like, if I was on the

27:09 jury and that shit came on, I'd have been on the stand like.

27:15 No way I would have been getting every ad Lib as a juror.

27:22 They have put me the fuck. Out they would have dismissed

27:24 the set out me so we know who side you want that song was a

27:26 banger. I don't give a fuck if that

27:27 guilty that song. Still screaming.

27:33 Fuck the other side. Fuck him.

27:36 I'm frowning for my Hey, fuck him.

27:38 I'm. Telling.

27:40 I'm telling you, I've been out of the table like yet.

27:41 They took my $30 back, he. Gotta go.

27:46 Well, grand juries is like 100. Well, at least in Maryland.

27:48 I don't know how much it is in the South.

27:49 I think they I think it got bumped out of 150.

27:51 Either way, they've been on fucking trial for fucking eight

27:55 weeks. Hey, listen, it's a reason why I

27:59 ain't never get picked for a grand jury trial because I'm

28:02 glad I haven't. Yeah, knock on wood.

28:05 Because first of all, you want me to take all six weeks of

28:07 work. Yeah, no, fuck that.

28:10 And I'm only getting paid $30 a day.

28:13 And I got you spending that 30 on Pocket or Uber because you

28:17 don't want to pay for the. Pocket.

28:18 Fuck that. So six weeks?

28:20 So I I got a question just in still in.

28:22 The jury duty yet? Do it look like I got jury duty?

28:26 Who's Selling for Bad Boogie? He was left on Bad Boogie.

28:32 I had to ask. You might want to blur your face

28:34 on because you might have ducked.

28:36 That's what I'm saying. I had to think about the area

28:39 that he's from and where he lives.

28:41 So I was like. That county still got your did

28:43 it? A lot of them don't never like,

28:46 never get it. It's not as frequent as the

28:47 fucking city. That's why I was like.

28:49 When I lived in the, when I lived in the hood, I feel like I

28:51 got, I got something like every six months, like, damn, then I

28:54 just go. I got one in the house right

28:56 now. I got one in the hood right now.

28:59 I was like, fuck, that's what the ask you yeah, never.

29:02 Hey bro, I've been in the county but.

29:04 And you ain't get one yet, did you see?

29:06 That's what I'm saying. I got one in the house.

29:08 I'm. Disabled I ain't coming.

29:11 I ain't going to say the date of when it is, but.

29:14 I'm disabled, bro. I didn't even open the

29:15 motherfucker. I just looked.

29:16 That was like. That you guys telling me you out

29:17 of town for work, That's. Just some bullshit.

29:19 I just left it there. I didn't even open the shit.

29:21 I just knew what it. Was that text us Like, So what

29:23 do I do about this? Go on your trip?

29:25 The fuck yo. The fuck The fuck You want your

29:29 $30 or you want to go out of town?

29:31 Since y'all won't be choosing violence and shit, Nope.

29:34 When it comes. Here we go.

29:36 Oriental shit. First of all, bitch, you

29:38 started. That I did.

29:39 Not this. Shit this.

29:46 All this jail, you eat that shit.

29:48 It tastes like air. The fuck.

29:52 Tastes like what the? Fuck is that?

29:55 It just tastes like salt. No it don't.

29:57 It just tastes like salt. Y'all.

29:59 This trash what? Type of shit I got when we

30:02 leave. You got to talk to your mother

30:04 about that shit. She was feeding you some wild

30:06 shit. Got one door.

30:07 Hey my, we need to have a talk. My cause.

30:09 Yeah, what's up with my man? I'll I'll down this hill.

30:11 It's out here that's eating shrimp oodles and noodles.

30:13 I don't understand. I was.

30:14 I don't understand you. I was.

30:16 I was. I don't.

30:17 You would just try to compare shrimp ooders and noodles.

30:21 Shrimp fucking oriental shrimp tacos I.

30:23 Wore down that hill. Chicken and beef.

30:27 Chicken chicken, Chicken. Beef.

30:30 That's why they both here. It's.

30:31 Chicken and beef. You eat anything anyway.

30:34 Chicken beef when you ran out of chicken.

30:36 And you you feel me? I was.

30:37 Thinking it punched him the whole left hand.

30:40 Ouch. Not a left.

30:40 Hand you don't eat anything, so we're not taking your fucking

30:43 feedback 'cause you don't eat shit, I.

30:44 Eat chicken noodles. I ate chicken noodles.

30:46 Sip too, you know, with a sod on the side.

30:48 You hear me? What the?

30:51 Fuck. Choose your violence, please.

30:53 Fucking mic off. We wouldn't even want Marvin.

30:54 J or Teddy Pendergrace. Oh, you bitch.

30:57 Marvin Gay or Teddy Pendergrass? Marvin Gaye or fucking Teddy P.

31:01 Marvin Gay? No damn.

31:05 Just to keep. Just to keep you satisfied

31:09 versus turn off the lights. Turn off the lights.

31:17 Marvin. Give me.

31:20 The with the red beanie. That's why I gave my eggs.

31:24 Already I would have read Beanie Motherfucking Marvin.

31:27 I'm telling. You shut up the Marvin Gaye's

31:30 family because they going to get their motherfucking checks.

31:32 Y'all gonna stop fucking playing with the gay family every time.

31:35 Y'all use 1/4 of it. Yeah, let me get that.

31:38 That's why I was. At all.

31:39 If you familiar with October London, I was terrified when he

31:42 can. Sing his ass off.

31:44 He named his album The Rebirth of Marvin.

31:47 And sounds like he. Sounds just like him.

31:50 Just like he's great, they don't have no problem paying the

31:55 lawyer cause yo ass coming to court.

31:57 That ain't Quan. He ain't the older brother, but

31:58 he he nice. They tried to sue Ed Sheeran

32:01 because they said they he used the same notes.

32:04 It's only so many notes in music.

32:06 What are you talking about? Since you they That is the

32:10 epitome of standing on business. No bullshit.

32:12 Y'all talk about y'all standing on business.

32:14 The gay family stands on business.

32:16 Them are straight shooters like the next one, Robert McCall or

32:19 John Wick. If you don't know who Robert

32:22 McCall is, you ain't never watched Equalizer.

32:25 Oh damn. Them in a battle.

32:30 Insane. John Wick was sniping shit Wick

32:33 you. Know where I'm going?

32:34 At John Wick, John Wick, I can say that firmly now.

32:38 Thank you. I gave her some homework.

32:41 She watched the rest of the motherfuckers.

32:42 Yeah, Part 2 still is the best movie ever.

32:45 Yeah, 'cause they got kind of. Born and shot everybody in that

32:48 fucking movie from the beginning to the end and he double tapped.

32:52 Nobody noticed that he shot A through the wall.

32:56 All his kills was cold. Like, come on, man, who?

32:59 Does that shit Listen, I thought I was AI, thought I was a

33:02 shooter until I seen that movie. He.

33:04 Said. It's hard for you.

33:05 I said no, it's hard to go against go against WIT.

33:08 It is. It really is.

33:10 He make it hard for us. Even on The Equalizer, yo was

33:12 cleaning shit up too, But not like John he.

33:14 Was cleaning shit, but he was breaking the fuck down.

33:17 John started breaking down like John Really that.

33:22 John Real. Still more agile like Robin's.

33:25 Still old, no? Jay-Z seen it all Versus Or Rick

33:32 Raw Devil in a new dresser. Oh, you.

33:33 Bitch, you bitch. That one of the new dress.

33:40 That scene in all verse. Versus seen it all.

33:42 Real shit. Uncle died on the spot.

33:45 Come on. I'm heroin.

33:49 Shots. I can't lie to y'all and y'all

33:52 know I love this fucking song, but that scene it all verse to

33:55 me. It tops it.

34:01 Yeah, Hove it. It tops it like and be talking

34:04 about that God did verse, but they forget about that scene at

34:07 all verse. I think God did shot because

34:11 it's like he had to wake them back up.

34:13 So I had to wake you up for six minutes, you know what I'm

34:17 saying? Like I think.

34:19 I'm still gonna go. I'm still gonna go devil in a

34:20 new dress. I'm not.

34:22 I'm not mad at you. Like we've had.

34:25 This you got listen to sing. You had these conversations

34:32 we've had. This.

34:34 Conversation Ross and like how he just gets into that elegant

34:36 rat bag and he just leaves her. Elegant rat king, he he started

34:42 that shit like that's him. Like if Speaking of.

34:46 Raw. I saw something the beginning.

34:48 Of it. I saw some shit where the first

34:51 song he was on with Trina and but ain't had no beard.

34:54 I was like that beard saved. That's life.

34:56 Because who the fuck is this guy that was still Officer Ricky?

34:59 You look like me, yo. I saw that shit and forgot he

35:05 was on that fucking song. Shit.

35:07 Guerrilla Warfare or choices? I don't remember.

35:13 Guerrilla Warfare, Hot Boys. Choices 36 Mafia The Album.

35:17 How about, say, not the movie? Because I definitely don't

35:19 remember that shit. I don't know the album. 666

35:22 Mafia, that was. The first ever mafia song. 666

35:25 Mafia Guerrilla. Warfare, I remember. 666 Mafia

35:29 versus Yeah, I remember Guerrilla Warfare more.

35:32 Guerrilla Warfare had we on fire on it and all that other.

35:36 Hold up, We talking about Teddy? Club up, Thug?

35:38 Yeah. Wasn't Cash Money a part of

35:39 that? No.

35:40 Wasn't somebody from fucking Cash Money a part of that?

35:43 Or in the video. No, that that song wasn't on

35:46 choices. No.

35:47 Oh, you're right. Teddy Club Up was its own

35:51 entity. Yep.

35:52 See. That could I say what?

35:54 Cash Money, aparted Teddy. Club up.

35:56 Gorilla warfare. Not fuck the club Up for you

35:58 new. And that concludes.

36:03 Choosing violence? Choosing violence today.

36:05 That concludes, boy, Fuck you this week.

36:06 I'm just saying, 'cause I had to get y'all some hard ones.

36:08 I haven't been, you know, dishing them out.

36:10 I've been trying like you know. That Marvin, That Marvin.

36:13 And tell you God damn. Yo, that's going, that shit

36:16 going. Close it though.

36:18 That. Yo that shit bitch Like hurt the

36:23 fuck up bitch. Close the door.

36:24 Since, you know, we shoot our show like you know every other,

36:30 I feel like we was robbed of being able to talk about some

36:33 shit because it happened after our show.

36:36 Because that Katt Williams interview was fucking golden.

36:41 Loaded chop. What's up that?

36:43 Shit was golden. Yo, it's been a very long time

36:48 since I've sat and watched A Pod for longer than 45 minutes to an

36:56 hour. That shit was a movie that

36:58 wasn't even no podcast. That was a fucking.

36:59 Shit was good when all of us was watching at the same time,

37:03 driving home and shit and big. First of all, when I turned that

37:07 shit on and the the ticker said 22, y'all know my commute, know

37:14 my commute. Like that interview went like

37:16 past social media shit past like ages.

37:20 It's turned into a water cooler. The. 1st 20.

37:23 That wasn't no interview. That was a comedy special.

37:26 The 1st 20 minutes. He ate all that shit out, yo.

37:30 What's crazy is oh was like, so how you doing?

37:35 His shit was a wig, you Jersey. Fake, like just went in like

37:39 like just went in like, damn, bro, what's in that liquor?

37:42 That went off so much. I was like, damn, I want the

37:45 fuck they going to say. Why do my interview about this

37:46 Baltimore Dang shit? First of all, Speaking of that.

37:54 Natural allegiance to losers? And it's not like.

37:57 Speaking of it's not like you. Speaking of that shit, fuck you.

38:01 Because before you was a host. You definitely should have liked

38:04 the Choppa saying. I ain't your hell, that humble

38:06 shit. I be trying to be so humble.

38:08 Fucking kids. But you know why though?

38:11 Because be thinking that no live above their means with this

38:16 shit. They be thinking they hear when

38:18 they really fucking hear when. I don't like to say that I'm

38:22 here, but at the end of the day, it's only two motherfuckers that

38:25 can be the the boss at the end of the game and that's Kai and

38:30 McFly. It can't be nobody else.

38:33 It can't be nobody else. See what you did there?

38:36 I don't give a fuck who you are, what you did, how you feel.

38:40 I got a partner in crime, man is neck and neck with this shit.

38:42 But when it comes to the accolades of doing shit on

38:45 paper, it's only one motherfucker who's doing better

38:48 than me. And that's Terry.

38:49 That's it. And I I applaud Terry for that

38:54 shit. For all the rest of you

38:56 motherfuckers. All in the videos, all in the

38:59 song but. You had a hot summer or two, if

39:03 that. I can say like six weeks being a

39:06 fan now 90 days I hope. I hope y'all as a a collective

39:12 like continue like what y'all doing because the the way it's

39:17 transpiring on social media now and the popularity.

39:20 I hope we as a city gain something positive out of this

39:23 shit versus dividing you all. And we're talking about as a

39:28 whole, not just the dancers, the the producers and the yeah, the

39:31 whole community. Like everybody.

39:33 Like y'all couldn't really benefit from the popularity that

39:38 it's becoming like and that's not to take away from this shit

39:42 been for years. But y'all know social.

39:44 Most social media is a different animal that.

39:47 Shit has changed drastically over the years.

39:49 Fucking Nicki Minaj. Like if we if you were if money,

39:54 not even that. I'm just saying like if you were

39:57 a fan of Nikki from back then till now, you probably would

40:02 have never thought that Nikki would have did a Jersey

40:05 Baltimore club type song. And she definitely said we won't

40:07 spin and kill everybody. I am tired of that fucking song

40:12 though. When they go through yo.

40:16 But yo, I heard, you know, I had to give her album the card test.

40:19 So I'm listen to that shit. I'm like hold up.

40:22 I told you that song with J. Cole.

40:25 In it. But yo, the Cat Williams shit

40:27 like I feel sorry for the y'all that's pissing that man off

40:30 'cause he got time. That's the space I'm in now.

40:34 No, what really. I got time.

40:36 What really fucked me up was The Steve Harvey Show and Mark Curry

40:41 Show Hanging Mr. Cooper. But I knew that.

40:43 I knew when I was a kid. I just.

40:44 Start clicking now like you. Can watch the parallels.

40:47 Yeah, but I went and clicked on the Steve Harvey show on one of

40:51 the streaming networks and I was like, you know what, 'cause it's

40:54 like I'm old enough to remember them shows.

40:57 So I'm like, damn, like I listen the tell you a joke but ain't

41:02 gonna tell you no motherfucking lie like.

41:04 Actually, I won't call it a lie, but like, he did kind of

41:09 misspeak, like with Cedric. With Cedric entertaining talking

41:12 about like he has no Netflix specials.

41:14 He does. He said they ain't popping.

41:17 He's saying they not. The Dave Chappelle.

41:19 He said he didn't have any at all.

41:22 No, he said. That he was just talking his

41:23 shit. He was.

41:24 Talking his shit. But we talked about like,

41:26 Chappelle, Chappelle got what, a A5 special deal or something

41:29 like that. 7 Chappelle was the goat No.

41:31 No, no, I'm just saying he got a 7 special deal outside of TO and

41:38 that's not take away from Cedric.

41:39 Outside of Kings of Comedy, how many specials do people remember

41:42 for Cedric? Exactly.

41:45 Y'all heard that silence. And that was Bernie's

41:47 motherfucking show. Y'all was the opening that I'm

41:49 sorry if, and this is me being a fucking fan and this if Steve

41:55 would have closed that show out, that shit would have been phony.

41:59 I know I don't knock it, but I don't think that based on

42:02 Steve's set that was supposed to be the closer at fucking all are

42:07 still quoting milk and cookies and all that shit like, to this

42:10 day. To this day club Shay Shay, when

42:12 Steve was talking about that, like he when they was first

42:15 starting to do it and Bernie went first but nobody could

42:20 follow him. Listen, somebody said on social

42:25 media. Wherever and like.

42:26 Yeah, somebody said that cat lost him when he said DL was

42:29 funny. DL is funny.

42:31 He had some funny parts, but it was a reason he was when he was

42:34 in the lineup, because what was it?

42:38 Steve DL, Cedric. Bernie, right?

42:41 Yeah, comedy. I'm fine, yo.

42:44 So his type of comedy. So you think Rickey Smiley's

42:46 funny? No.

42:48 I'm sorry, same person. They are one of the fucking

42:50 saying to me. Ain't no fucking way he could

42:53 have been money, Mike. Yeah, absolutely.

42:55 Not, I don't know. Look I.

42:57 Has not seen this in 100 years. I put in my contract that I will

43:00 not work for him. He's in the dress.

43:03 Everything is. He was in first was the first

43:05 Sunday. You bet he.

43:08 Was everything for sale? Maybe even you?

43:10 Like yo. I cannot, yo.

43:13 I'm in this. I could not see him knowing

43:17 that, yo. I want to know who, even if 200

43:19 comedians was that applied for that role, that's who I want to

43:23 see. Who else like?

43:24 How you explained it was like money Mike wasn't a pimp at

43:28 first. Him and Tyler.

43:29 Perry, but even that shit being. Yeah, but even that shit being

43:32 ad libbed and rewritten. That shit was.

43:36 Right. He right.

43:37 It was mostly ad libs and they just like, you know what?

43:39 Like I can't imagine like that movie without it because this

43:43 even the inserting them here and there, this shit was still

43:46 fucking hilarious. Yeah.

43:48 What? What do you Because he wasn't a

43:49 star, but he became a star in the.

43:51 Movie, I must say, because he was a movie that had the same

43:54 amount of lines as the Santa Claus.

43:56 None. Hell no.

43:58 Pretty black. What?

43:59 What? What do you remember most about

44:02 a fucking Rickey Smiley? Anything besides Lil, Daryl and

44:06 him being on the radio in the morning.

44:08 Nothing. I didn't.

44:09 What has he done? He was.

44:10 Talking about around him. He was talking about

44:12 Masterpiece. He's playing how you do that.

44:15 How? You do that, yeah.

44:16 Never seen. It that's about.

44:18 It That's the only shit I remember from that goddamn

44:21 special that he did. That's it.

44:22 Never seen it. That's it.

44:23 Yeah, if I've seen it, I don't remember.

44:26 But if I when I go back and like the last time I went back and

44:29 watched it, I've realized it's not that.

44:33 Funny. It's church funny.

44:34 I feel like we more we as a collective are more funnier than

44:37 him, but not even individually we're funnier.

44:40 Yeah, we we and it's natural. We late, but we not late to the

44:43 party. But listen, I like I said, I

44:46 ain't. I think the only other like pod

44:49 that I may have watched that lasted that long was maybe a Joe

44:51 Budden episode and I my ADD kicks in and I turn shit off.

44:57 I watch uninterrupted. I watch.

45:00 We talk about 3 hours straight, like straight, like you're at

45:03 the movies. No.

45:04 Like I watch. That shit was a Marvel movie

45:06 length in my. Life.

45:09 I fell asleep and woke back up and that shit was still on,

45:11 right? Like, you know what's crazy?

45:12 Though? It kept my attention, so I

45:14 watched it all the way through. What I'm saying is it's like a

45:17 Marvel movie, that shit. You know it's going to be long

45:19 as a bitch some some. You know you can't go to the

45:23 bathroom until after the ending, ending, ending credits like

45:26 'cause you're going to miss some shit for the next movie.

45:29 Like listen. And then it was just like like

45:32 like speaking on just the aftermath of the whole

45:34 interview. Like how it it just came out

45:38 with a laundry list of people just talking.

45:40 About so he couldn't have been lying.

45:42 Real. Not even that.

45:44 But you can't even say the was lying because he got all of

45:46 y'all to respond in some form of way.

45:48 Ludacris ass ain't been in the fucking studio in years.

45:51 He burnt that shit. Not saying he didn't, but fuck

45:53 you bitch, because Ludacris goes on to do the fucking beat and

45:57 then you go do a freestyle, you bitch ass motherfucker.

45:59 I said I was going to do it first.

46:01 I know what I'm saying. I never said you did that

46:04 Tuesday. Got you getting in the studio

46:06 too that Tuesday. My fact that Saturday before

46:10 that. Tuesday I said to this man, I

46:12 said Yo. I'm not saying you did.

46:14 What I'm saying is Katt Williams got you in the studio two.

46:17 He got you in the booth too. All I know is can't nobody fuck

46:19 with me? No, but what I'm saying is if

46:23 this shit was if it was all false truths, right?

46:27 How did he get all the I Ain't Even Know Central Entertainer

46:30 was on Instagram. Like all of y'all started

46:34 posting fucking scenario. The best Rickey Smiley on this

46:38 bitch crying. The best part about all that

46:40 shit was like you said he had Ludacris.

46:43 In the booth. Back to fucking music.

46:46 And he ripped that shit. Yeah he did the best.

46:50 I sleep on a man like he's really not top five from Atlanta

46:53 by way of Chicago because you know hate when you say from

46:57 Atlanta and they from somewhere else that's like a from over

47:00 West. But he really from over east but

47:01 he. Usher raps Atlanta.

47:03 He was born in Tennessee. I mean, Soulja Boy was born in,

47:07 what, Mississippi? Tupac is from New York, That's

47:10 what I'm saying. Tupac from Baltimore?

47:11 No, The fuck He's not here with the school here.

47:13 Yeah. When he was in New York.

47:14 You flew here, you didn't grew here like that's.

47:16 The like, you know how be like. Any feelings about shit like

47:18 that? So I'll be trying.

47:20 Not. But I think that overall, like

47:23 it did what it was supposed to do.

47:25 It got people talking. Wait.

47:27 Till I drop this freestyle. Later cuz to be fair, I don't

47:32 know on to have 1520 million views on anything.

47:38 Shay. Shay, yeah, no you don't. 1520

47:40 million you. Don't fucking.

47:42 And the 1st 24 to 48 hours is fucking crazy.

47:46 It did what it was supposed to do.

47:47 It was controversy that brings views.

47:50 It was constructed controversy, yeah, that's why.

47:52 It was structured. That shit was so dope.

47:55 Like what? 'Cause you think of you think of

47:57 like the? Back with Big Mama's house too.

48:00 Like, why are you in a dress again?

48:02 So you you could you think of like the shit that it's creating

48:06 clickbait now? Like the reality TV shit, the

48:10 Azul face and his baby mama's drama.

48:13 Keep calling this Azul. What I'm saying is, those are

48:18 the things that people are pushing for clickbait or for

48:21 views, right? But this shit was structured.

48:24 Shit flew by so fast. I'm like, yo.

48:27 I caught it. Caught.

48:28 Look at your heck. That's why I had to pay

48:30 attention. You gotta keep up.

48:31 So y'all ready for my interview, 'cause I got some shit to say.

48:34 Hey Joy, I got some shit. To say I'm trying to figure out

48:36 who I'm going to get to interview me.

48:37 Kyle Well, Kyle won't let me do it and he won't let me do my

48:40 star diss track. Because I'm going to sit in

48:42 that. Room.

48:43 Let me do it. You're done.

48:44 Let. Me do it, That's going to be.

48:46 Like I already have. You both won't let me do it.

48:49 You might as well let me do it on wax My.

48:51 'S going to be so mad you because.

48:54 Kyle, why you won't let me do it on wax?

48:55 You know what I heard though? This is what I heard.

48:57 I heard that people get upset because I speak my truth because

49:01 I can don't most people because I can only speak from my

49:04 perspective. But you have people who will

49:07 say, oh, don't tell my story or don't include me in your story.

49:12 But if you were a part of that. A part of what I did and what

49:16 happened. Why wouldn't I include you in

49:19 that? You mean like redacted?

49:21 Yeah, exactly. You're part of my story.

49:24 You know, some suicide. I'm not.

49:25 I'm not telling your story. I'm telling my story.

49:27 From my point of view, it's. Like you have people who feel

49:31 like they're in a place of power with shit, and they're not

49:35 because I can snatch that shit away just as quick as you can

49:39 say Olly oxen free. So what I've learned, especially

49:44 as I've told my truths on this Here platform, is people hate

49:49 your truth if it doesn't paint them in a certain light.

49:52 If it doesn't paint them in a positive light.

49:55 You're a liar. You feel me?

49:57 When you're When you're a yes man, or you're the help.

50:00 Shit. Sweet.

50:01 But soon as I get on this motherfucking be like or telling

50:05 what you did to me and how it affected me.

50:08 Now I'm the problem. Now you're a victim.

50:12 Yeah, now you're a victim. Hold my Dick.

50:16 I mean, I don't mean to backtrack, but did y'all know

50:18 that Ice Cube was actually offered the role of O Doug and

50:22 Mensa society? But he turned it down, and

50:24 that's when he wrote Friday, because he didn't want to be

50:25 typecast. Thank God.

50:27 No, he didn't want to be typecast, which makes sense

50:30 because. Because you're speaking doughboy

50:32 oh, doughboy. So.

50:34 He didn't want to do that. So that's what made him write

50:36 Friday. He's he literally says it in an

50:39 interview. He said no.

50:40 Because wasn't he already in Boys in the Hood?

50:42 He was in Boys in the Hood already and then they wanted him

50:44 to play those type of roles still, So he said.

50:47 Why don't I just write my own fucking movie that I can make

50:50 myself a character? I can make myself funny even

50:53 though I'm not a comedian. Right.

50:55 So that's what he did. That was the smartest shit ever.

50:59 Because Friday's a fucking classic.

51:00 I'm going to fuck who you talk to and.

51:02 Believe it or not, all of them. All three.

51:03 Of doing kids movies, which we're still good.

51:06 All we there yet is fucking hilarious it is.

51:09 But it one. It's fucking hilarious, I think.

51:13 I think the problem with whatever you become popular of,

51:18 like even he became popular with the gangster rap genre, right?

51:22 And then he go do some groove music, right?

51:25 People hate for you to evolve. You know who else did that,

51:30 Snoop? Right.

51:31 So they hate for you to eat? That Jimmy Bones movie was

51:34 alright. No, what he's saying is Snoop

51:36 did the gangster rap. He also you think of beautiful.

51:39 So he started. He kept with the times, but it's

51:42 evolving. He had songs like that on his

51:45 first album, like Beautiful. No, I'm not saying he didn't.

51:49 But, but, but what I'm saying is we're talking about the shit

51:55 that goes mainstream. People don't pay attention to

51:58 the B side or the album cuts that didn't get released as a

52:01 single. So they they put you in a box.

52:03 So would you watch a sitcom starring Snoop isn't.

52:06 It funny as shit. Hell yeah, he had one Donkey

52:09 Fizzle. Donkey Fizzle, Televisal.

52:11 Yeah, no, that was like a putting like a pug.

52:13 In it's like a skit show. GGTV thing.

52:17 No, no, no. It was like a skit show.

52:18 It was actually on MTV. It was like a skit show, but.

52:20 I mean like an actual like sitcom, like Family Matters, or

52:24 like an actual sitcom. I think it would be like dry

52:26 funny because you'd be high shit.

52:29 Dry humor is funny as shit, yeah.

52:31 Me. It would be it.

52:33 Would have dry humor. It would be Stoner funny.

52:35 It would be Stoner funny. You're actually funny.

52:38 You're not dry. I had this debate with That

52:39 Bitch is dry funny. He has dry humor like shit.

52:42 Morgan Freeman was born in 19. 1919.

52:46 No, I say that he was having a conversation about that over the

52:50 weekend and I was telling him it's like, I'm really funny as

52:52 fuck, but I'm funny. It's funny because it's true.

52:55 I'll be serious. That's what people don't get,

52:58 they think I'll be telling. Fuck, even with this they'd be

53:00 like y'all funny as shit. I'm like why be?

53:03 Serious. Be dead ass serious.

53:04 I can make a joke, but it's not going to hit as hard as me

53:07 saying some real shit. And that's just me being honest.

53:09 I can make a joke about anything.

53:11 I can talk about his hat being little as shit, like going

53:14 laugh, but the reality of us like damn, this hat really is

53:18 little as shit. And that's how motherfuckers

53:19 equivalent shit like why the fuck I got a Red Sheisty?

53:25 Because you're a fucking serial killer.

53:26 Who? Am I?

53:27 Who am I to rub in a red sheisty?

53:30 With the match of Red Hoodie, You feel me?

53:32 Details. You gotta pay attention to the

53:34 details, baby. Oh, not eternal ugly bitch, I

53:36 know. Kiss the rings, bitch.

53:39 Not bitch. I know I didn't.

53:40 Never say you was ugly. Jason Voorhees Ish baby.

53:43 Yeah, but you see what I'm saying.

53:45 Y'all understand now. I just.

53:47 I proved my point. I proved my point.

53:49 Well, on that note, we can. Be comedians if we wanted to,

53:54 You know what I'm saying? Hey, yo, it was the Bush.

53:56 Yeah, it's the Bush. Don't worry about it.

53:58 Joke out the Bush. Yeah, man.

54:00 When he come out the water and shit, when Freddie drowned his

54:02 lawyers, He's ugly as shit, boy. It's like a big toe.

54:06 That's. Look like a big toe?

54:09 Well, let's go ahead and wrap this up.

54:13 So to be rudely honest, who was? Fucking kids.

54:17 I'm all about, you know, reciprocation this year.

54:19 I'm not going to lie to you. That's my goal, is

54:21 reciprocation. I've done a lot of shit for

54:24 people and I felt like it was never reciprocated.

54:27 So I've drawn back from doing that and I allow people to get

54:33 upset with me so they can see the consistency that I had, that

54:38 I stopped because I wasn't getting the same thing.

54:42 And I'm not in the business of resuscitating shit.

54:46 I ain't putting palm to chest for no fucking body no more.

54:49 I didn't renew my CPR certification.

54:50 I was never CPR certified. I'm not doing none of that shit

54:55 at all. I'm.

54:56 Not doing. None of that shit at all.

54:58 Like, none of that shit for real.

55:00 Because at the end of the day, to be really honest, fuck all

55:03 y'all. I really don't.

55:04 Give a call you hoes. Get a grip, I.

55:06 Don't care. And that's like the bottom line,

55:08 because Stone Cold said so. I did.

55:13 Like, for real. Like that's my to be.

55:14 See. Aha, funny.

55:16 They don't understand. The y'all don't understand the

55:19 pun. They don't get the hunt break,

55:21 kid. Shit.

55:21 It's it's cool. You feel me?

55:23 This thing I don't bell bottoms. Why?

55:27 Like, nobody knows that when we walk in here.

55:29 But. It's.

55:30 Crazy. It's crazy like, why you?

55:31 Need it next He's codish bitch ups.

55:34 This is out. The fuck is going no?

55:36 They ain't they? Just to kind of like piggyback

55:39 over, like how you speaking your own truths.

55:43 It's a rap. It's a rapper named Troy Ave.

55:45 that has this quote that I really, I really like, I said.

55:48 Like a lot of people, 'cause you like him too.

55:51 Keep going it just. I didn't think about it till you

55:57 just said his name. Let.

55:59 That man Finish, Troy. Acker No, no.

56:02 Let that breathe, because that was funny.

56:04 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We ain't got time to

56:05 relationship breathe but. Anyway, he hasn't.

56:10 Stop laughing. See y'all men keep going 'cause

56:11 you got Mom jeans, keep going. I know I can count the jeans.

56:15 I can count the go into my pocket, out my jeans.

56:18 OK. Anyway, but he has he has a

56:23 quote that that I kind of like stole from my life.

56:26 It says opinions should cost money.

56:29 That way people are using more wiser so to be rudely honest,

56:35 like you can have your opinion about me, you can like fake the

56:39 truth of whatever, you can spend whatever is in your mentality.

56:45 But don't lie on me. People.

56:48 People know that people know the truth.

56:50 They know the truth because if they know me, then they probably

56:53 know you because you're connected to me.

56:55 So you can either tell the truth or your truth, or I can just

56:59 tell mine and just Cat Williams the whole shit and make you look

57:02 like the fucking fool that you are.

57:04 Tell motherfuckers, if you're gonna lie on me, at least make

57:06 it believable. He would have been dying easy.

57:13 Laughing at you. Going to hell in my head.

57:16 The next thing I thought about was like, damn you the guy from

57:18 the head to the tongue. Like, damn, look at your God.

57:20 Damn. Boots.

57:21 And the saying starting to grow. Rude asshole.

57:26 That's what I mean by CEO. Y'all don't understand.

57:28 That's why we try to make him talk so much 'cause that bitch

57:30 funny on the law. Easy.

57:32 Can you go? Haley clipped that.

57:44 Easy was like an unlocked character on Def Jam.

57:46 Vendetta suspect that was his name.

57:52 Easy. Just unlocked 2500 VC points for

57:55 the fucking gold chains. That went cashed out.

58:00 Yo blazing was them standing like.

58:05 Come the sound, come on. Why don't you try to turn

58:09 everybody on me? Fucking Brillo pet ass bitch.

58:14 Hey ho. Fuck I was.

58:17 I really had a serious What the fuck?

58:18 What the fuck was I going to say?

58:19 Oh, we don't. Know you was going to talk about

58:20 how you living your life like it's golden.

58:22 Oh, I was listening to that shit earlier.

58:24 That we see not. Being the fuck or to be.

58:29 Really honest. Don't be afraid of change,

58:31 especially for the better. Oh, or loose change.

58:37 I'm sick of the loose wrap like the 40. 940. 7.

58:41 With this motherfucker I. Count. 49 Bitch.

58:50 I'm My name is Shady and I hate it to be rudely honest, I hate

58:55 it here. There you go.

58:56 I do. I still come back, though.

58:59 They don't mean I don't hate it. I go to work every day and I

59:01 hate that shit too. But I like money.

59:04 This shit like Wi-Fi, we everywhere.

59:07 I know. I'm trying to get rid of you in

59:08 2024, OK? Sorry.

59:11 Call Mommy. I'll give a fuck, bitch.

59:12 You is stuck. But that's what to be really

59:15 honest. No, but.

59:18 Get your truly. Beat.

59:20 I'm trying. Come on, Bernie.

59:21 Mac. Yeah, you following week.

59:23 Let's go. Hey, listen, yo, listen, I can't

59:27 weave this shit too that. Motherfucker owe me 35,

59:32 motherfucker. You probably do owe me 35

59:34 Motherfucking Dallas. I probably.

59:37 Do don't look over this way. Yeah, you probably one time.

59:39 You don't owe me 35 Motherfucking Dallas.

59:41 I owe you 37 there. You go put the tax, had the tax

59:45 and the bag fee bitch to be rudely honest, please leave me

59:51 the fuck alone this year because y'all, thought Katt Williams

59:54 said some shit I'll be sparing you.

59:56 That's with this podcast shit. That's impersonal shit.

1:00:01 Leave me the fuck alone 'cause I'm tired of being nice and I'm

1:00:03 tired of growth. This time I ain't growing up no

1:00:08 more. Fuck that.

1:00:10 I'm airing all you bitches up. I'm sick of you.

1:00:12 Please leave me alone. That's it.

1:00:14 That's all. Shit, I got hiccups.

1:00:15 Apparently I've still got some growing to do.

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