Episode 102: Canal Street Timbs

Cash money, Young Money. Motherfuck the other side. Here we go. They can fuck with us if they want. I bring them homicide. Words to my Mama, I'm going to tell you Bomb. And they said getting up the games, like coming out of a coma. I'm trying, but it's normal in this rap shit get boring. All I ask is that you pray for me? Please. We done. That's how you guys start show off. What's up, game? I heard we was sneak this and was dissing. I don't sneak this, I do headshots cuz I got good aim. I'm just saying, you know, I I'd be like vibing out sometimes.

I try to sneak get my boogie on, you know. It's me 30 plus. Ain't no sneaky links, Ain't no sneak dissing. We do head shots over here. I got good aim. I'm just out here trying to find my coretta. You do the light MLK. Hey, you did y'all get the holiday off or no? Hell no. No. I wanted that holiday pick. I was. Talking to you, I was chilling. I'm sorry to hear that I got holiday part pay while I was on the fucking couch playing Call of Duty. Wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, welcome back to another episode.

I don't. Know why y'all here? Y'all know why y'all here. Hey guy, what's up? What up? Welcome to another episode of my You're My Fucking Business Bitch.

Hey yo, they they say we forgot him. He and my combat took my weight. Friends. Y'all forgotten? Me boy. Fuck you. Yo late, but when did this part become a five way split? Gang. That's crazy. Hey, look, you could. Take my percentage of the podcast next month and you can guess back for me for a day. This is The Four Tops, not the five heartbeats. First off, First off, Sir, why aren't you in uniform? Everybody's got a motherfucker hat. My business hours is from 9:00 to 5:00. What's? Going on in these.

Streets bad. Everybody got a Scull. I don't. I don't own any Scullys. What you? Should probably get one brick. Probably get one house. Boomer, I know no hat. Name Rowdy Ruff Boys. Yeah, definitely. I need a fucking haircut is. That the curly top. I can't say that you got a nice little green at the top. I don't know about the root. Root is pretty good. I'm. Just saying, I feel like if I gave you a pic with the on the bottom of that bitch. So I got a question. So we we starting off with the shenans.

That's going shenanigans question for you guys. Funny thing that I randomly saw on social media, so I figured I'd ask you guys this crying in my comments talking about we are the five heartbeats and this is the really on this podcast with a four of us, not the five. Oh wow. Anywho, so I got a question. If your homeboy fuck your side, does that make him disloyal? It's a side bitch. It's. A side bitch. But I love her. Craig. What? Loyalty. Do you have to your side, bitch? Love your side, bitches. Some of them more than they mean, bitch.

You were just here for the moment. Is it a person or did I send him to do it? That's a good question. Knowing you. Knowing you, you sent them. You wanted to test the bitch loyalty you sent them. Everybody eat, dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa. Everybody eats B. Everybody does not eat. BI thought he said something totally different. In cases doing all you bitches. I thought he said something totally different. What? Knowing easy he priced you probably sent the side bitch over to your homeboys one like 'cause you was done with it.

Sure, What? Go ahead. And then there's the. I'm going to see if I can slide in and use such such name to get me some coochie type. What in The Dirty? What in the homosexuals Speaking of homosexuals? Watch had an interesting conversation about homosexuals over the weekend. Sir Couch. A lot. Oh my God, wake up. We all know a we all have a homosexual associate or someone 20. Five in this bitch. You know, the one stroke.

The one stroke. This day day is stupid. Oh my God, I hate him. Yo, I share bitches all the time. You just ain't having my bitches. That's that's just pretty much what it is. I don't have no side, bitches. My side part under. You can have her. She wasn't mine, right? Did you say your side par under like? Golf side part under like. Oh, how about like, some slick shit that was bars. Like that was hard. I'm hearing shit different. Today, side part, you know how she swooped that shit like baby, baby.

Ass, but I heard side par like a putt. Yeah, you can putter. That's. See, that's what I heard. That's like a white woman wig. You know the side part under and shit ain't no Bob. That's a Robert. Where's your manager, he? Said. First off, I said that ain't no Bob. That's a Robert. Robert But I just mean, I don't know. I just ain't. I ain't. I've had go at people that I was in a relationship with and they told me and a looking at me like why I'm looking at him like he got three his like first of all I know we got that that rare occurrence where a girl that was messing with a girl might go fuck with a after you type shit.

But I can almost guarantee the bitches I was in a relationship with. If you are any type of way affiliated with me, they ain't fucking with you. Now the side bitches or the bitches that I just putted off to somebody else. Enjoy. Oh. You know ain't shit anyway cuz go at baby mothers lovers. Go at my big mother. I'm going to have to cancel Christmas and all. You bet. I put it to you. I kick it like this. Who really? Who really eats the rolls at Golden Corral? Me. I. Don't even go to you don't get the honey spread that honey spread.

Be smacking wrestling piece the Golden Corral. Because we don't have no. More. They closed the one, the only left one that was in Baltimore. That shit closed right before the New Year. But let's get into this unimportant news, news, news, news. Oh, now it's unimportant. Now you have re branded. That's crazy. It's. Very unimportant. First things first, some real shit. Angela it is Angela Bassett finally got a fucking Oscar. No, I'm not a fan. Congrats to her, but I feel like it was a sympathy thing.

Your husband say so. Is it that she got the Oscar For what act? I'm not sure. It was an honorary Oscar it. Was an honorary Oscar. The Oscars hasn't even happened yet. It was an honorary I'm. Allergic to bullshit? What? The hell is it? I'm talking about Oscar. The same way as a doctorate. You said what's an honorary? Same thing they do when they give you the honorary doctorate. You're not really a doctor. Remember how I got that award in the summertime and like some got one. It was just honorary or my shit was like legit.

I had a seal on my shit. They just got the little glass. Joint. It was an honorary just like the honorary doctorates. You got all these rappers, that's honorary doctors. Y'all ain't never go to fucking college. Carrie Hilson. She went to college. She got an honorary Dr. from Harvard, though. She went there. She went there for business. Harvard Business School. Doctor Dre is not a fucking doctor. That definitely. Waka Flocka got an honorary doctorate, too. Who the You know what next. Proceed. I'm serious.

I believe you. I fully believe you. Doctor Joaquin, Malfers Shut. Up. Damn, not the government. How do you know his name? I never knew that. I did. I know his name because Tommy, I mean, I'm Tammy from the show. That's. Only reason? From the show, not the reality started talking. About gang banging.

Crip blood in the GD. It's definitely giving you a Hoover. But. Why he got to miss affiliate me? He played with you? He definitely. Played with Bitch Ass He. Put you in Chicago for. Real Ain't never been a shot, right? Phone them. Great. Nah fam I ain't anybody disrespect they. Shut like that. What else you got? Why is his? Why is he this his name so Michael Jackson's nephew Jafar. Like he Aladdin. Yeah, no, that's what's his name. With the biopic of. What's the brother name with the Tito the the monkey grease?

Jermaine. Jermaine. It's his son. Not the monkey grease. Jermaine, you look like he got the gorilla goose slip back. No, it like Gorilla snot and he just laid it in his shit, like stayed there. I'm glad you said now remember because all of his, all of his kids names. You know what his head look like?

The Mike this. Fucking Halo like it's Mike. That's what this fucking Halo like, yo. And he got the hammer. Three cuts. All all his kids, all those kids names start with Jay and they the wildest Jafar. Well, at least he didn't do George. Your Majesty. First off, since we talked about this weird ass crazy ass. He married and had kids with his brother's ex-wife. Tito's ex-wife is his wife and they got kids. How the fuck are you they uncle. Father. What in the Bobby Womack? No, that's some that that's just crazy.

I wish I fucked my bro. You know what, anyway, Keep party going. Keep the fucking party going. It fit earlier he he went out to his side. But that one inside bitch that. Was his wife. That was why. That's. What I'm saying like wow, that is the type of shit that every family fucking gather and I'm a. Bunch of shit, bro, she said. Fuck that. I'm not leaving this family money. I want to stay in the family. I'm mad at. Him come in. So he's doing the the biography of what? Mike. Of Michael. He's playing Michael.

No, the little really is good. No, he can sing and everything. No, he can really. He got a song. I'm gonna play it for you. He got a song with video dancing on a rooftop, A rooftop, just like mic and all that shit. He was over in like. Is it going to give? What the fuck is the flex? No, no, no flex nose and shit. No, they actually. Doing they threw powder on that man face to make it look lighter. Ain't doing a biopic like they did. She's pop shit like that. Been seen in my life that. Who the fuck said hey, let's get Flex to play Michael Jackson?

Why? It's not even on Toby.

I think they scrapped that from the universe. We're just going to act. It's like we don't talk about Bruno. We're not going to talk about. That it's like a fever dream. Like like people, if you remember it, you remember it. If you don't, you fine I'm. I'm going to tell you how it is, how people are trying to say we're having and what's it called, the Mandela Effect with the Shazam movies. That shit's real. That shit's real. Shaq was definitely. I had the cassette. Like the fuck is you talk? About Shaq was definitely Kazam.

They talk about Shaq was never Kazam. Sinbad wasn't Kazam. I think Shazam. Shazam. I mean that. Was Shazam. But wasn't Shaq Kazam? Yeah. Shaq was Kazam. But all that shit was real. Sinbad was real. You're just too young. Don't worry about it. Moving. Moving on. The Cowboys is fucking trash. You know, like, I fucking hate them. I I've, I've come to the conclusion I hate the Cowboys more than I hate Baltimore Steelers fans. I fucking hate them. Yo. Damn. That was why you really's. Damn ass you are you a cowboy Hot dukie are.

You OK? Are you OK? Wild card weekend? Got you stressed, bro. Everything's fine. I'm not a Cowboys fan, nor my Eagles fans. Sorry to y'all too, Jesus. Christ, tell us why you really made fan. Bro, it's more so than fans. Like Cowboys fans just have this this entitlement of them. Y'all ain't won shit in three decades. It's the same thing every year. They get hype at the beginning. They beat him from sorry ass teams. They were like, oh, this side year. Every year been y'all year for 35 years and y'all ain't won shit.

Y'all worse than Knicks fans when? The last time I won Troy Aikman. Yeah. 90 Before I was born. Damn, Gilly said it himself. Like the Cowboys. The Cowboys ain't been good, right? Damn, the Cowboys ain't been good since they stopped using cocaine. Not.

The Cocaine Cowboys? Damn everything. Kiss him, though. Use my bars. That's correct. Eagles. What? I'm disappointed in the Eagles and I'm not even the Eagles fan. That fucking game was tragic. I ain't. Hey, I ain't fuck Em. Moving on, my. Team ain't make the playoffs. I don't give a. Fuck boy, Fuck your team.

Yeah. Oh well.

That's what you know. Can't say you. Can't even say shit. You know, you say something smart and be like man. Fuck you, that's.

This. Yo, that's. Why your feet stink so. So I know it's true. Bitch. What's that going to do? OK, moving on happily, heavily. Happy heavenly birthday to Aaliyah. She would have been 45 today. I had to still crank that Soulja Boy. What? I definitely banging. I'm not too young for earlier I would definitely. We in the age range would. Have definitely sent her a four page. Letter I had to rock the boat and worked down in the middle. Hey yo, you. Get me would have sent her a four page letter with. You said she would have been hoe.

45 Damn, that's a good ass gun. That's a good ass year.

That's a good ass record of 4540.

Not a wax Dick. You hear me?

Any fucking wig I'm trying to tell you.

So Diddy no longer owns Deli on. It. He never owned it. Moving on. He never owned it. He was the face of the brain. He never owned it. Some some brand name. Diego is not a sole, sole owner. They are the Perry company. Diego or Diego? Diego. Diego. Diego. Whatever. That's why I let you. Like is it Diego or Diego? Let me let me explain you something. Let me let me drop some business knowledge. Some Spanish on it? What? You know it's a Puerto reef is sitting next to you. Yeah, sometime. Anyway, explain something about business to you that is not on anything.

They remove that from the board, but he's still going to get. A check. Know how that shit work? We just publicly we going to disassociate yourself while you figure out your legal shit? Fix your shit. But we still got your identity for a check, he. Stepped down from everything and. Right, use that still on state.

Moving on. Don't Nobody drinks a rock the money fucking way. I still do if. If I feel like it. If I feel like it. You are drinking vodka. Is everything OK? I. Know. But I'm not. I'm not buying it. Like, if it's this right there, I'll ask them. Brock, like, all right. Find me something else. Bitch, you drink Everclear. First of all, I stopped drinking. That you know you can start your car with that, not like. Why are you drinking Everclear like, casually? Are you OK? Is everything OK at home? Listen, I I stopped drinking Everclear.

But. Why did you start? Why does? Because it's cheap and I didn't need that much to get fucked. Up So is Burnett's, but I'm not drinking. That no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That shit is trash. You'll be drinking 99 bananas and shit. You're trying. To kill that was the middle school drink. My middle school drink was, yeah, for rental that. Was the middle school drink. Moving up I. Started on E&J. This is Old Man's Hitty. My first drink was Paul Masson. My first drink was Bombay. Damn. Swear to God.

Paul Masson That's because that's all we could afford to put up for. Bumpy face, June. My first. Drink. No wonder he was fighting in the club. And I was, I was like 11, no. Wonder he was fighting at the parties at the docks. That's fucking burnt, I bet. That shit. Burnt the solaplex. Let me tell you what my dumb ass brother did. So we drunk this shit, right? This's wild. This filled it back up with water so we wouldn't get in trouble. Hey. Yo, I know mommy pulled her motherfucker shot. It was like, what did this day?

That shit funny. My people probably got y'all ass whooped when they took that shot and realized it was water. Put water in my shit. I was outside for like 3 days. I was gone. Yo, that's just as bad as the fucking the bars refilling the fucking top shelf with real liquor and telling and selling you a fucking Henny shot for some E&J and. Let me get this. Let me get some of that MO at this MO water I. Don't know. Moving this has. Been snowing, right? Fuck this snow. Has any? Like Jehovah Witnesses, Not when y'all doing anything.

They still exist. Like, as far as the foot patrol, I haven't. It's too cold for that. I was in the house chilling. You feel me? I was watching Frozen, but you feel me so I hear a little. Fro Elsa is outside. Knock at the door, so I proceeds to open the door. Oh, hey Sir, how you doing today? Can you prepare for Jehovah's return? I said Jay-Z got a new album coming out. When the fuck are you doing type of album? I ain't all that shit. When I tell you they look at me, I was like, have a good day, Sir walked up.

No, but I'm being that's like, I didn't know. They still did like the door to door stuff. Some of them do. And then like one time I was at work, they knock on the door and I, you know, I had to ring shit. And I was like, what you need. It was like, what's your name, Sir? John.

John. Jehovah, John. You have a nice day, John will do. Fuck out. Of here they came to my house like one time, like. I don't think they won't hit the steps in my building. I think it was like 2018 like same thing knocking on the door like you raving for chose Brent turn like Nah but Satan like he he ain't that far behind though I'm like well my. Goodness. Here what are the ones on the bikes called? The Orleans Mormons. They was cool as shit around the way ain't nobody fuck with them. 'Cause who the fuck these gangster shit?

Walking and riding on pedal bikes in a white button up in a hood? In a white button up in some black. Pants. It's hot as a bitch out here. Fucking bikes. Little like door to door salesman. Anybody. Anybody in a short sleeve button up in a tie? I don't bother. Just don't knock on my door, B. We don't want nothing. You selling well, What? Nothing. You selling? That shit is worse than them school uniforms used to have to have in the 90s. Yeah, shit is real. Moving on, rest in peace to the big Juke yo Gotti's older brother.

Yeah man. I actually met him years ago. So years ago when we I was on the the tour with him when he did the college tour here. And that's when I was like deep into music and shit and we went to like Morgan Cocaine music actually when we did that shit. And I met him. He was a cool dude. And I sent my respects when I posted the picture of me and got it from that. Day when I met him, yo. What's crazy is was leaving a repass and his moms was in the car. Allegedly, the the people that ended him were at the funeral also.

Damn. But his moms was in the car like well I I realized huh don't care. I was about to say like I realized like I guess the street knowledge that we were blessed upon with the O GS that we had that is still that applied. Unless the female or that child was in the in the game, but mom's. You taking mom's home from the repass. It's crazy. But yeah, I've seen a lot of comments where people like they still sliding for Dolph and all that shit and I'm like that. Yeah, I've seen that bullshit like. That's the funniest shit ever is.

I've seen somebody comment and you know I no comedy to somebody's death, regardless of what side of the fence you feel like you want to be on somebody's. Like, is that the fucking big sister that Young Dolph was talking about then? I I was. I I tried not to laugh because I just. Death is never funny. I don't care what. Yeah, What side? Like it ain't. Even like what side of the fence you want to be on it. As far as whose side you want to rock with. Like death is never funny. That ain't cool. No, it's not.

And not to mention your mom's could have been killed too. Y'all thought Motor war. You took that man, brother. His mom's out. Sorry to this man. He wouldn't. Have rap no more. Yeah. No, sorry to this man, because. And they wouldn't even rap, no. More like I'm sorry for mom's and my bro. Shit is just fucking wild. Sweet care. Cocaine would have stopped at six for you. That's. It real. I ain't producing shit. Done. Is just wild, but on a on a lighter notice. Speaking of how is just wild. Pharrell was fucking wild trying to sell these.

Damn Canal Street, Louie Thames. What's the ticket on him? So 1700 my my thing is this. The video of him showing the tongue and having a boot on. They was dope. The picture that is surfacing was circulating around. It has the imprint all around the boot. I don't like that. What in the Supreme? Leave it on the tongue. No pun intended. That's it. So what you're trying to tell me is a $200 Tim's has been upselled by the. Whole time, yeah. St. Tim's and not wearing them. They went up fixing on it. When?

My feet still going to be cold in these bitches. Exactly. That's why I don't buy shit like that. I think that's the thing with the shit with Supreme, Like Supreme put their logo and everything and everybody went crazy. Never. Went crazy for supreme stuff, but 1700 for some butters I never. Kid. Please. I never got the significance of. Negro, please. What is the significance of supreme? I don't know. Supreme is up there with bait, right? It's. Like. It's like they had collabs with skate culture back in the day.

Skate culture, yeah. So they had collabs with bait back in the day, so. But I still wouldn't. I don't know whatever. Anywho. Moving on 1700, I take the 40 below boots though. When the African when the Africans were selling that shit back in like 05 and shit y'all was laughing at. You got a lot of racial stuff today. You OK, angry black man? Tell us why you mad. Hispanics, Africans, I'm, I'm just saying. You could have bought them. The Lancey St. 2. Thousands. You could have bought them same Thames down at fucking Patapsco and in 2001 and you want to charge me 1700 for them?

The Lancey The Lancey St. Specials. In 2001, if you'd awarded motherfuckers around me. Listen, I don't get it twisted. I know I look serious. I'm funny as shit. I keep telling motherfuckers that you wear some shit like that around me in 2001. It. Would have been ahead of the game. No, you wouldn't have. Been ahead of the game, my ass. You've been ahead of the class front center. I've been roasting your ass. It would have been a full circle moment, granted 23 years later, but it would have been a full circle moment.

Like, no, I laughed at me. This ain't like tight paints. This ain't like tight paints. It ain't working. How went from baggy to to fit to loose fit to skinny to straight lid, whatever. No, it ain't like that. So unless we want to talk about YSL or. YSL or. Listen, have y'all been following the fucking trial videos? The summary. They've been trying. To First off them them have tried to incriminate LeBron. Serena Williams. Say, have you seen what? I don't follow tennis. I don't watch it. I know who she is.

Yo, I don't mean to home, yo, funny as shit. It's, it's. Giving plea to insanity? Yeah, but what I'm saying is yeah, he took a plea, but the way he stood tall on the fucking stead. Never mind the money bag. Shit. The fucking shit. What do y'all call the park? BFL. Yeah. It was like, yeah, I'm like, it's bags for life. Like, I'm talking about money. That's why the money bag is right there. I'm trying to get these money bags for life. When she asked the about the neighborhood park, he was like, she was like, so you never called the Cleveland Park.

He was like the park she like. So what did you call it, the park she like So it wasn't called Cleveland Ave. Park. He was like the park. I get it because none of us here say, oh, we going to Druid Hill Puck. The park. Down the park, yeah. We going to the. Park Like which one the park? If a say which one to me in Baltimore about the park, he does not belong here. What other? What other fucking puck are we going to Carol? Who? Why? What? When, Where? But I ain't gonna hold you. This has got to be the most entertaining trial that I've ever fucking saw.

Ha, no, it's not OJ first. Of OJ trial ain't last six fucking months. This trial been going on for six months. I'll I'll see your OJ with the trial of that jumping over that fucking gorgeous bench. His name is Orinthio. That shit sound like coochie cream. Who the name of that child? Or or or or or or or. Or or or Oriental noodles, yo. But it no, I'm talking about currently like, not past. This is the most entertaining shit in the fucking world. Like they putting these affiliates on the fucking stand and it's fucking pure comedy them and the lawyers.

Like if this man get off you better by all them. Like you better cash out your lawyer and your man's He better never need a pack of Ooda's new. Entire like trial, the only thing y'all really did was remind us of how much lifestyle was a banger. No, for real. They played that. They played the video in court. Man, I've been like, did you see the, did you see the the the YT lady that posted it? It was like, if I was on the jury and that shit came on, I'd have been on the stand like.

No way I would have been getting every ad Lib as a juror. They have put me the fuck. Out they would have dismissed the set out me so we know who side you want that song was a banger. I don't give a fuck if that guilty that song. Still screaming. Fuck the other side. Fuck him. I'm frowning for my Hey, fuck him. I'm. Telling. I'm telling you, I've been out of the table like yet. They took my $30 back, he. Gotta go. Well, grand juries is like 100. Well, at least in Maryland. I don't know how much it is in the South.

I think they I think it got bumped out of 150. Either way, they've been on fucking trial for fucking eight weeks. Hey, listen, it's a reason why I ain't never get picked for a grand jury trial because I'm glad I haven't. Yeah, knock on wood. Because first of all, you want me to take all six weeks of work. Yeah, no, fuck that. And I'm only getting paid $30 a day. And I got you spending that 30 on Pocket or Uber because you don't want to pay for the. Pocket. Fuck that. So six weeks? So I I got a question just in still in.

The jury duty yet? Do it look like I got jury duty? Who's Selling for Bad Boogie? He was left on Bad Boogie. I had to ask. You might want to blur your face on because you might have ducked. That's what I'm saying. I had to think about the area that he's from and where he lives. So I was like. That county still got your did it? A lot of them don't never like, never get it. It's not as frequent as the fucking city. That's why I was like. When I lived in the, when I lived in the hood, I feel like I got, I got something like every six months, like, damn, then I just go.

I got one in the house right now. I got one in the hood right now. I was like, fuck, that's what the ask you yeah, never. Hey bro, I've been in the county but. And you ain't get one yet, did you see? That's what I'm saying. I got one in the house. I'm. Disabled I ain't coming. I ain't going to say the date of when it is, but. I'm disabled, bro. I didn't even open the motherfucker. I just looked. That was like. That you guys telling me you out of town for work, That's. Just some bullshit. I just left it there.

I didn't even open the shit. I just knew what it. Was that text us Like, So what do I do about this? Go on your trip? The fuck yo. The fuck The fuck You want your $30 or you want to go out of town? Since y'all won't be choosing violence and shit, Nope. When it comes. Here we go. Oriental shit. First of all, bitch, you started. That I did. Not this. Shit this.

All this jail, you eat that shit. It tastes like air. The fuck.

Tastes like what the? Fuck is that? It just tastes like salt. No it don't. It just tastes like salt. Y'all. This trash what? Type of shit I got when we leave. You got to talk to your mother about that shit. She was feeding you some wild shit. Got one door. Hey my, we need to have a talk. My cause. Yeah, what's up with my man? I'll I'll down this hill. It's out here that's eating shrimp oodles and noodles. I don't understand. I was. I don't understand you. I was. I was. I don't. You would just try to compare shrimp ooders and noodles.

Shrimp fucking oriental shrimp tacos I. Wore down that hill. Chicken and beef. Chicken chicken, Chicken. Beef. That's why they both here. It's. Chicken and beef. You eat anything anyway. Chicken beef when you ran out of chicken. And you you feel me? I was. Thinking it punched him the whole left hand. Ouch. Not a left. Hand you don't eat anything, so we're not taking your fucking feedback 'cause you don't eat shit, I. Eat chicken noodles. I ate chicken noodles. Sip too, you know, with a sod on the side.

You hear me? What the? Fuck. Choose your violence, please. Fucking mic off. We wouldn't even want Marvin. J or Teddy Pendergrace. Oh, you bitch. Marvin Gay or Teddy Pendergrass? Marvin Gaye or fucking Teddy P. Marvin Gay? No damn. Just to keep. Just to keep you satisfied versus turn off the lights. Turn off the lights.

Marvin. Give me. The with the red beanie. That's why I gave my eggs. Already I would have read Beanie Motherfucking Marvin. I'm telling. You shut up the Marvin Gaye's family because they going to get their motherfucking checks. Y'all gonna stop fucking playing with the gay family every time. Y'all use 1/4 of it. Yeah, let me get that. That's why I was. At all. If you familiar with October London, I was terrified when he can. Sing his ass off. He named his album The Rebirth of Marvin. And sounds like he.

Sounds just like him. Just like he's great, they don't have no problem paying the lawyer cause yo ass coming to court. That ain't Quan. He ain't the older brother, but he he nice. They tried to sue Ed Sheeran because they said they he used the same notes. It's only so many notes in music. What are you talking about? Since you they That is the epitome of standing on business. No bullshit. Y'all talk about y'all standing on business. The gay family stands on business. Them are straight shooters like the next one, Robert McCall or John Wick.

If you don't know who Robert McCall is, you ain't never watched Equalizer. Oh damn. Them in a battle. Insane. John Wick was sniping shit Wick you. Know where I'm going? At John Wick, John Wick, I can say that firmly now. Thank you. I gave her some homework. She watched the rest of the motherfuckers. Yeah, Part 2 still is the best movie ever. Yeah, 'cause they got kind of. Born and shot everybody in that fucking movie from the beginning to the end and he double tapped. Nobody noticed that he shot A through the wall.

All his kills was cold. Like, come on, man, who? Does that shit Listen, I thought I was AI, thought I was a shooter until I seen that movie. He. Said. It's hard for you. I said no, it's hard to go against go against WIT. It is. It really is. He make it hard for us. Even on The Equalizer, yo was cleaning shit up too, But not like John he. Was cleaning shit, but he was breaking the fuck down. John started breaking down like John Really that. John Real. Still more agile like Robin's. Still old, no?

Jay-Z seen it all Versus Or Rick Raw Devil in a new dresser. Oh, you. Bitch, you bitch. That one of the new dress. That scene in all verse. Versus seen it all. Real shit. Uncle died on the spot. Come on. I'm heroin. Shots. I can't lie to y'all and y'all know I love this fucking song, but that scene it all verse to me. It tops it. Yeah, Hove it. It tops it like and be talking about that God did verse, but they forget about that scene at all verse. I think God did shot because it's like he had to wake them back up.

So I had to wake you up for six minutes, you know what I'm saying? Like I think. I'm still gonna go. I'm still gonna go devil in a new dress. I'm not. I'm not mad at you. Like we've had. This you got listen to sing. You had these conversations

we've had. This. Conversation Ross and like how he just gets into that elegant rat bag and he just leaves her. Elegant rat king, he he started that shit like that's him. Like if Speaking of. Raw. I saw something the beginning. Of it. I saw some shit where the first song he was on with Trina and but ain't had no beard. I was like that beard saved. That's life. Because who the fuck is this guy that was still Officer Ricky? You look like me, yo. I saw that shit and forgot he was on that fucking song.

Shit. Guerrilla Warfare or choices? I don't remember. Guerrilla Warfare, Hot Boys. Choices 36 Mafia The Album. How about, say, not the movie? Because I definitely don't remember that shit. I don't know the album. 666 Mafia, that was. The first ever mafia song. 666 Mafia Guerrilla. Warfare, I remember. 666 Mafia versus Yeah, I remember Guerrilla Warfare more. Guerrilla Warfare had we on fire on it and all that other. Hold up, We talking about Teddy? Club up, Thug? Yeah. Wasn't Cash Money a part of that?

No. Wasn't somebody from fucking Cash Money a part of that? Or in the video. No, that that song wasn't on choices. No. Oh, you're right. Teddy Club Up was its own entity. Yep. See. That could I say what? Cash Money, aparted Teddy. Club up. Gorilla warfare. Not fuck the club Up for you new. And that concludes. Choosing violence? Choosing violence today. That concludes, boy, Fuck you this week. I'm just saying, 'cause I had to get y'all some hard ones. I haven't been, you know, dishing them out. I've been trying like you know.

That Marvin, That Marvin. And tell you God damn. Yo, that's going, that shit going. Close it though. That. Yo that shit bitch Like hurt the fuck up bitch. Close the door. Since, you know, we shoot our show like you know every other, I feel like we was robbed of being able to talk about some shit because it happened after our show. Because that Katt Williams interview was fucking golden. Loaded chop. What's up that? Shit was golden. Yo, it's been a very long time since I've sat and watched A Pod for longer than 45 minutes to an hour.

That shit was a movie that wasn't even no podcast. That was a fucking. Shit was good when all of us was watching at the same time, driving home and shit and big. First of all, when I turned that shit on and the the ticker said 22, y'all know my commute, know my commute. Like that interview went like past social media shit past like ages. It's turned into a water cooler. The. 1st 20. That wasn't no interview. That was a comedy special. The 1st 20 minutes. He ate all that shit out, yo. What's crazy is oh was like, so how you doing?

His shit was a wig, you Jersey. Fake, like just went in like like just went in like, damn, bro, what's in that liquor? That went off so much. I was like, damn, I want the fuck they going to say. Why do my interview about this Baltimore Dang shit? First of all, Speaking of that.

Natural allegiance to losers? And it's not like. Speaking of it's not like you. Speaking of that shit, fuck you. Because before you was a host. You definitely should have liked the Choppa saying. I ain't your hell, that humble shit. I be trying to be so humble. Fucking kids. But you know why though? Because be thinking that no live above their means with this shit. They be thinking they hear when they really fucking hear when. I don't like to say that I'm here, but at the end of the day, it's only two motherfuckers that can be the the boss at the end of the game and that's Kai and McFly.

It can't be nobody else. It can't be nobody else. See what you did there? I don't give a fuck who you are, what you did, how you feel. I got a partner in crime, man is neck and neck with this shit. But when it comes to the accolades of doing shit on paper, it's only one motherfucker who's doing better than me. And that's Terry. That's it. And I I applaud Terry for that shit. For all the rest of you motherfuckers. All in the videos, all in the song but. You had a hot summer or two, if that. I can say like six weeks being a fan now 90 days I hope.

I hope y'all as a a collective like continue like what y'all doing because the the way it's transpiring on social media now and the popularity. I hope we as a city gain something positive out of this shit versus dividing you all. And we're talking about as a whole, not just the dancers, the the producers and the yeah, the whole community. Like everybody. Like y'all couldn't really benefit from the popularity that it's becoming like and that's not to take away from this shit been for years. But y'all know social.

Most social media is a different animal that. Shit has changed drastically over the years. Fucking Nicki Minaj. Like if we if you were if money, not even that. I'm just saying like if you were a fan of Nikki from back then till now, you probably would have never thought that Nikki would have did a Jersey Baltimore club type song. And she definitely said we won't spin and kill everybody. I am tired of that fucking song though. When they go through yo.

But yo, I heard, you know, I had to give her album the card test. So I'm listen to that shit. I'm like hold up. I told you that song with J. Cole.

In it. But yo, the Cat Williams shit like I feel sorry for the y'all that's pissing that man off 'cause he got time. That's the space I'm in now. No, what really. I got time. What really fucked me up was The Steve Harvey Show and Mark Curry Show Hanging Mr. Cooper. But I knew that. I knew when I was a kid. I just. Start clicking now like you. Can watch the parallels. Yeah, but I went and clicked on the Steve Harvey show on one of the streaming networks and I was like, you know what, 'cause it's like I'm old enough to remember them shows.

So I'm like, damn, like I listen the tell you a joke but ain't gonna tell you no motherfucking lie like. Actually, I won't call it a lie, but like, he did kind of misspeak, like with Cedric. With Cedric entertaining talking about like he has no Netflix specials. He does. He said they ain't popping. He's saying they not. The Dave Chappelle. He said he didn't have any at all. No, he said. That he was just talking his shit. He was. Talking his shit. But we talked about like, Chappelle, Chappelle got what, a A5 special deal or something like that.

7 Chappelle was the goat No. No, no, I'm just saying he got a 7 special deal outside of TO and that's not take away from Cedric. Outside of Kings of Comedy, how many specials do people remember for Cedric? Exactly. Y'all heard that silence. And that was Bernie's motherfucking show. Y'all was the opening that I'm sorry if, and this is me being a fucking fan and this if Steve would have closed that show out, that shit would have been phony. I know I don't knock it, but I don't think that based on Steve's set that was supposed to be the closer at fucking all are still quoting milk and cookies and all that shit like, to this day.

To this day club Shay Shay, when Steve was talking about that, like he when they was first starting to do it and Bernie went first but nobody could follow him. Listen, somebody said on social media. Wherever and like. Yeah, somebody said that cat lost him when he said DL was funny. DL is funny. He had some funny parts, but it was a reason he was when he was in the lineup, because what was it? Steve DL, Cedric. Bernie, right? Yeah, comedy. I'm fine, yo. So his type of comedy. So you think Rickey Smiley's funny?

No. I'm sorry, same person. They are one of the fucking saying to me. Ain't no fucking way he could have been money, Mike. Yeah, absolutely. Not, I don't know. Look I. Has not seen this in 100 years. I put in my contract that I will not work for him. He's in the dress. Everything is. He was in first was the first Sunday. You bet he. Was everything for sale? Maybe even you? Like yo. I cannot, yo. I'm in this. I could not see him knowing that, yo. I want to know who, even if 200 comedians was that applied for that role, that's who I want to see.

Who else like? How you explained it was like money Mike wasn't a pimp at first. Him and Tyler. Perry, but even that shit being. Yeah, but even that shit being ad libbed and rewritten. That shit was. Right. He right. It was mostly ad libs and they just like, you know what? Like I can't imagine like that movie without it because this even the inserting them here and there, this shit was still fucking hilarious. Yeah. What? What do you Because he wasn't a star, but he became a star in the. Movie, I must say, because he was a movie that had the same amount of lines as the Santa Claus.

None. Hell no. Pretty black. What? What? What do you remember most about a fucking Rickey Smiley? Anything besides Lil, Daryl and him being on the radio in the morning. Nothing. I didn't. What has he done? He was. Talking about around him. He was talking about Masterpiece. He's playing how you do that. How? You do that, yeah. Never seen. It that's about. It That's the only shit I remember from that goddamn special that he did. That's it. Never seen it. That's it. Yeah, if I've seen it, I don't remember.

But if I when I go back and like the last time I went back and watched it, I've realized it's not that.

Funny. It's church funny. I feel like we more we as a collective are more funnier than him, but not even individually we're funnier. Yeah, we we and it's natural. We late, but we not late to the party. But listen, I like I said, I ain't. I think the only other like pod that I may have watched that lasted that long was maybe a Joe Budden episode and I my ADD kicks in and I turn shit off. I watch uninterrupted. I watch. We talk about 3 hours straight, like straight, like you're at the movies. No. Like I watch.

That shit was a Marvel movie length in my. Life. I fell asleep and woke back up and that shit was still on, right? Like, you know what's crazy? Though? It kept my attention, so I watched it all the way through. What I'm saying is it's like a Marvel movie, that shit. You know it's going to be long as a bitch some some. You know you can't go to the bathroom until after the ending, ending, ending credits like 'cause you're going to miss some shit for the next movie. Like listen. And then it was just like like like speaking on just the aftermath of the whole interview.

Like how it it just came out with a laundry list of people just talking. About so he couldn't have been lying. Real. Not even that. But you can't even say the was lying because he got all of y'all to respond in some form of way. Ludacris ass ain't been in the fucking studio in years. He burnt that shit. Not saying he didn't, but fuck you bitch, because Ludacris goes on to do the fucking beat and then you go do a freestyle, you bitch ass motherfucker. I said I was going to do it first. I know what I'm saying.

I never said you did that Tuesday. Got you getting in the studio too that Tuesday. My fact that Saturday before that. Tuesday I said to this man, I said Yo. I'm not saying you did. What I'm saying is Katt Williams got you in the studio two. He got you in the booth too. All I know is can't nobody fuck with me? No, but what I'm saying is if this shit was if it was all false truths, right? How did he get all the I Ain't Even Know Central Entertainer was on Instagram. Like all of y'all started posting fucking scenario.

The best Rickey Smiley on this bitch crying. The best part about all that shit was like you said he had Ludacris. In the booth. Back to fucking music. And he ripped that shit. Yeah he did the best. I sleep on a man like he's really not top five from Atlanta by way of Chicago because you know hate when you say from Atlanta and they from somewhere else that's like a from over West. But he really from over east but he. Usher raps Atlanta. He was born in Tennessee. I mean, Soulja Boy was born in, what, Mississippi?

Tupac is from New York, That's what I'm saying. Tupac from Baltimore? No, The fuck He's not here with the school here. Yeah. When he was in New York. You flew here, you didn't grew here like that's. The like, you know how be like. Any feelings about shit like that? So I'll be trying. Not. But I think that overall, like it did what it was supposed to do. It got people talking. Wait. Till I drop this freestyle. Later cuz to be fair, I don't know on to have 1520 million views on anything. Shay. Shay, yeah, no you don't.

1520 million you. Don't fucking. And the 1st 24 to 48 hours is fucking crazy. It did what it was supposed to do. It was controversy that brings views. It was constructed controversy, yeah, that's why. It was structured. That shit was so dope. Like what? 'Cause you think of you think of like the? Back with Big Mama's house too. Like, why are you in a dress again? So you you could you think of like the shit that it's creating clickbait now? Like the reality TV shit, the Azul face and his baby mama's drama.

Keep calling this Azul. What I'm saying is, those are the things that people are pushing for clickbait or for views, right? But this shit was structured. Shit flew by so fast. I'm like, yo. I caught it. Caught. Look at your heck. That's why I had to pay attention. You gotta keep up. So y'all ready for my interview, 'cause I got some shit to say. Hey Joy, I got some shit. To say I'm trying to figure out who I'm going to get to interview me. Kyle Well, Kyle won't let me do it and he won't let me do my star diss track.

Because I'm going to sit in that. Room. Let me do it. You're done. Let. Me do it, That's going to be. Like I already have. You both won't let me do it. You might as well let me do it on wax My. 'S going to be so mad you because. Kyle, why you won't let me do it on wax? You know what I heard though? This is what I heard. I heard that people get upset because I speak my truth because I can don't most people because I can only speak from my perspective. But you have people who will say, oh, don't tell my story or don't include me in your story.

But if you were a part of that. A part of what I did and what happened. Why wouldn't I include you in that? You mean like redacted? Yeah, exactly. You're part of my story. You know, some suicide. I'm not. I'm not telling your story. I'm telling my story. From my point of view, it's. Like you have people who feel like they're in a place of power with shit, and they're not because I can snatch that shit away just as quick as you can say Olly oxen free. So what I've learned, especially as I've told my truths on this Here platform, is people hate your truth if it doesn't paint them in a certain light.

If it doesn't paint them in a positive light. You're a liar. You feel me? When you're When you're a yes man, or you're the help. Shit. Sweet. But soon as I get on this motherfucking be like or telling what you did to me and how it affected me. Now I'm the problem. Now you're a victim. Yeah, now you're a victim. Hold my Dick. I mean, I don't mean to backtrack, but did y'all know that Ice Cube was actually offered the role of O Doug and Mensa society? But he turned it down, and that's when he wrote Friday, because he didn't want to be typecast.

Thank God. No, he didn't want to be typecast, which makes sense because. Because you're speaking doughboy oh, doughboy. So. He didn't want to do that. So that's what made him write Friday. He's he literally says it in an interview. He said no. Because wasn't he already in Boys in the Hood? He was in Boys in the Hood already and then they wanted him to play those type of roles still, So he said. Why don't I just write my own fucking movie that I can make myself a character? I can make myself funny even though I'm not a comedian.

Right. So that's what he did. That was the smartest shit ever. Because Friday's a fucking classic. I'm going to fuck who you talk to and. Believe it or not, all of them. All three. Of doing kids movies, which we're still good. All we there yet is fucking hilarious it is. But it one. It's fucking hilarious, I think. I think the problem with whatever you become popular of, like even he became popular with the gangster rap genre, right? And then he go do some groove music, right? People hate for you to evolve.

You know who else did that, Snoop? Right. So they hate for you to eat? That Jimmy Bones movie was alright. No, what he's saying is Snoop did the gangster rap. He also you think of beautiful. So he started. He kept with the times, but it's evolving. He had songs like that on his first album, like Beautiful. No, I'm not saying he didn't. But, but, but what I'm saying is we're talking about the shit that goes mainstream. People don't pay attention to the B side or the album cuts that didn't get released as a single.

So they they put you in a box. So would you watch a sitcom starring Snoop isn't. It funny as shit. Hell yeah, he had one Donkey Fizzle. Donkey Fizzle, Televisal. Yeah, no, that was like a putting like a pug. In it's like a skit show. GGTV thing. No, no, no. It was like a skit show. It was actually on MTV. It was like a skit show, but. I mean like an actual like sitcom, like Family Matters, or like an actual sitcom. I think it would be like dry funny because you'd be high shit. Dry humor is funny as shit, yeah.

Me. It would be it. Would have dry humor. It would be Stoner funny. It would be Stoner funny. You're actually funny. You're not dry. I had this debate with That Bitch is dry funny. He has dry humor like shit. Morgan Freeman was born in 19. 1919. No, I say that he was having a conversation about that over the weekend and I was telling him it's like, I'm really funny as fuck, but I'm funny. It's funny because it's true. I'll be serious. That's what people don't get, they think I'll be telling. Fuck, even with this they'd be like y'all funny as shit.

I'm like why be? Serious. Be dead ass serious. I can make a joke, but it's not going to hit as hard as me saying some real shit. And that's just me being honest. I can make a joke about anything. I can talk about his hat being little as shit, like going laugh, but the reality of us like damn, this hat really is little as shit. And that's how motherfuckers equivalent shit like why the fuck I got a Red Sheisty?

Because you're a fucking serial killer. Who? Am I? Who am I to rub in a red sheisty? With the match of Red Hoodie, You feel me? Details. You gotta pay attention to the details, baby. Oh, not eternal ugly bitch, I know. Kiss the rings, bitch. Not bitch. I know I didn't. Never say you was ugly. Jason Voorhees Ish baby. Yeah, but you see what I'm saying. Y'all understand now. I just. I proved my point. I proved my point. Well, on that note, we can. Be comedians if we wanted to, You know what I'm saying?

Hey, yo, it was the Bush. Yeah, it's the Bush. Don't worry about it. Joke out the Bush. Yeah, man. When he come out the water and shit, when Freddie drowned his lawyers, He's ugly as shit, boy. It's like a big toe. That's. Look like a big toe?

Well, let's go ahead and wrap this up.

So to be rudely honest, who was? Fucking kids. I'm all about, you know, reciprocation this year. I'm not going to lie to you. That's my goal, is reciprocation. I've done a lot of shit for people and I felt like it was never reciprocated. So I've drawn back from doing that and I allow people to get upset with me so they can see the consistency that I had, that I stopped because I wasn't getting the same thing. And I'm not in the business of resuscitating shit. I ain't putting palm to chest for no fucking body no more.

I didn't renew my CPR certification. I was never CPR certified. I'm not doing none of that shit at all. I'm. Not doing. None of that shit at all. Like, none of that shit for real. Because at the end of the day, to be really honest, fuck all y'all. I really don't. Give a call you hoes. Get a grip, I. Don't care. And that's like the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. I did.

Like, for real. Like that's my to be. See. Aha, funny. They don't understand. The y'all don't understand the pun. They don't get the hunt break, kid. Shit. It's it's cool. You feel me? This thing I don't bell bottoms. Why?

Like, nobody knows that when we walk in here. But. It's. Crazy. It's crazy like, why you? Need it next He's codish bitch ups. This is out. The fuck is going no? They ain't they? Just to kind of like piggyback over, like how you speaking your own truths.

It's a rap. It's a rapper named Troy Ave. that has this quote that I really, I really like, I said. Like a lot of people, 'cause you like him too. Keep going it just. I didn't think about it till you just said his name. Let. That man Finish, Troy. Acker No, no. Let that breathe, because that was funny. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We ain't got time to relationship breathe but. Anyway, he hasn't. Stop laughing. See y'all men keep going 'cause you got Mom jeans, keep going. I know I can count the jeans.

I can count the go into my pocket, out my jeans. OK. Anyway, but he has he has a quote that that I kind of like stole from my life. It says opinions should cost money. That way people are using more wiser so to be rudely honest, like you can have your opinion about me, you can like fake the truth of whatever, you can spend whatever is in your mentality. But don't lie on me. People. People know that people know the truth. They know the truth because if they know me, then they probably know you because you're connected to me.

So you can either tell the truth or your truth, or I can just tell mine and just Cat Williams the whole shit and make you look like the fucking fool that you are. Tell motherfuckers, if you're gonna lie on me, at least make it believable. He would have been dying easy.

Laughing at you. Going to hell in my head. The next thing I thought about was like, damn you the guy from the head to the tongue. Like, damn, look at your God. Damn. Boots. And the saying starting to grow. Rude asshole.

That's what I mean by CEO. Y'all don't understand. That's why we try to make him talk so much 'cause that bitch funny on the law. Easy. Can you go? Haley clipped that.

Easy was like an unlocked character on Def Jam. Vendetta suspect that was his name. Easy. Just unlocked 2500 VC points for the fucking gold chains. That went cashed out. Yo blazing was them standing like.

Come the sound, come on. Why don't you try to turn everybody on me? Fucking Brillo pet ass bitch. Hey ho. Fuck I was. I really had a serious What the fuck? What the fuck was I going to say? Oh, we don't. Know you was going to talk about how you living your life like it's golden. Oh, I was listening to that shit earlier. That we see not. Being the fuck or to be. Really honest. Don't be afraid of change, especially for the better. Oh, or loose change. I'm sick of the loose wrap like the 40. 940. 7.

With this motherfucker I. Count. 49 Bitch.

I'm My name is Shady and I hate it to be rudely honest, I hate it here. There you go. I do. I still come back, though. They don't mean I don't hate it. I go to work every day and I hate that shit too. But I like money. This shit like Wi-Fi, we everywhere. I know. I'm trying to get rid of you in 2024, OK? Sorry. Call Mommy. I'll give a fuck, bitch. You is stuck. But that's what to be really honest. No, but.

Get your truly. Beat. I'm trying. Come on, Bernie. Mac. Yeah, you following week. Let's go. Hey, listen, yo, listen, I can't weave this shit too that. Motherfucker owe me 35, motherfucker. You probably do owe me 35 Motherfucking Dallas. I probably. Do don't look over this way. Yeah, you probably one time. You don't owe me 35 Motherfucking Dallas. I owe you 37 there. You go put the tax, had the tax and the bag fee bitch to be rudely honest, please leave me the fuck alone this year because y'all, thought Katt Williams said some shit I'll be sparing you.

That's with this podcast shit. That's impersonal shit. Leave me the fuck alone 'cause I'm tired of being nice and I'm tired of growth. This time I ain't growing up no more. Fuck that. I'm airing all you bitches up. I'm sick of you. Please leave me alone. That's it. That's all. Shit, I got hiccups. Apparently I've still got some growing to do. Bitch you do. But that wraps up this episode of the Rudely Honest Podcast. Make sure you follow us everywhere on all social media sites. Just look up the Rudely Honest Podcast Rude LY Podcast.

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