Episode 98: The Take That Man
This week we discuss Diddy and all the accusations coming out, Thanksgiving Do's and Don'ts, and more.
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What's going on? It's nocturnal.
Shady. Your boy.
Easy. Welcome to the ruling on this
podcast. You know.
Yo, what's up? That's not turning on.
It's not turning. I know y'all miss me on black
Air Force vibes all week. Definitely have on black.
Ass little cut And it's raining. Only because it's raining now I
got on black. Ass fuck my ankles any you.
Welcome back to another episode of the Rude Podcast.
Yes, I have on Black Socks, bitch.
Oh, you just we're ready today. He's crazy.
Hey, who hurt you? Yeah.
You alright? You gonna hurt?
I'm fine. That's, you know, that's what
everybody say first. Honestly, I'm fine.
I've been, I I cannot complain. Honestly, I'm fine.
You sure? Yeah.
Bro, you showed up in black Air forces.
Black jeans, black socks, black hoodie, cruddy Bush.
It was raining and I'm just growing my hair up because of
the weather. Who you shooting?
No one, Kyle. You.
Look nice over there to be dressed in the rain.
Thank you, player. You know I drive.
I ain't outside. What's going on ain't shit, Yo,
how y'all? We good.
How are you? Right.
Is everything OK? Bitch.
Blink twice if you need help. Everything is lovely, man.
Look, I cannot complain honestly at all.
Two of them things clearly y'all missing you.
God damn can't do shit around you naked.
No, no you can't. Not at all.
So what's going on? What's been going on with you,
man? What's the latest in the
nocturnal news world? A lot.
A lot. Are you talking about like, the
The Quake pop ups or just me? No, you period.
Oh, shit. Besides my son being sick, man.
Chilling. Am's lawyers got that shit.
Nah, just a little congested little cold.
Ain't nothing major. He this big, he got that shit.
He is weight. Big that is heavy.
That's heavy. That is large.
Him and Miles weigh the same, no?
How much you weigh miles? Is 13 lbs a heavier than Tyree?
How much time We weigh 17 LB. 17 God damn lie, he just.
Called your son a Turkey. He is crazy.
He is what? What's going on with you?
You looking, You know, pretty stylish over there, Sir.
I'm chilling. I'm chilling.
I drive. You got all black too, you know,
like. You you OK have?
A splash of color. That's your raincoat.
You see this coat? Yeah, this custom made your suit
black. 12 Black jeans, black black jacket, black hoodie.
White Playoff. 12 Whatever. Oh, alright, You hear him?
You hear what he said. Playoffs.
Anyway, Speaking of playoffs, let's get into this quick pop of
shit so we can play off of that So much, so, so fucking much.
Quick question. Have y'all ever had some pussies
so goddamn good and made you want to blow up a car?
No. What celebrity did?
Did he? No, no, no, he did.
It was him. Yeah, he tried.
Blow up. There was no try.
He did, allegedly. Kaboom no try.
He did. Allegedly.
I mean, I'm just saying, like, and this has gone, he has gone
down in history for the fastest settlement I've ever seen in my
life. Like he ain't let the ink dry on
the motherfucking settlement before he sent that money up.
Would you? Hell no.
Exactly. Especially with his type of
money. Hell no.
She took his ass for half and he never was even married.
Now she's only asking for 30 million.
Pocket change? Damn it is.
I wish my pocket changed at like 30 million.
Know my pocket change look like nothing.
I'm fucking broke. I'm letting these shits but but
the main question with like around everything that's been
alleged with him is did he or did he not do it?
Ha. Ha ha.
That's crazy. I.
See what you did. There, Did he or did he not?
That is the question. That is the major question,
'cause like these allegations have been coming from various
people over 20-30 years. Like the main, like the main
thing that comes around like everybody in Hollywood is stay
away from the take that, take that man.
I seen That is crazy. That's fucked up.
What else? Stay away from that.
Take that, take that. What else we got?
I'm. I'm not.
I'm. I'm not.
I'm not going to go in there into that.
Take that, take that, man. That sounds like a pedophile.
Moving on. The phrase is starting to make a
little more sense now. Moving on onto more onto more
petty shit. This partisan Fontaine went
crazy on fucking mega style. I didn't like the diss record
'cause he can't rap. No, he can rap.
I just don't like the diss record.
You know why I like the diss record?
He made a diss record to a female.
Yeah. Like bro.
You hurt. Why he hurt?
He was deaf. He hurt, definitely hurt.
He butthurt. Oh, he was.
You can hear it all through the rap.
Oh, he butthurt in a mansion with a that's full of bitches.
I ain't talking to Megan the stallion.
I'm talking to Megan the person. Yeah, you hurt?
My you are hurt like shit. Moving on.
Talked about that girl's lipo. Like God damn.
He was right, been the two of us.
I think a best friend was a rat. I'm trying to tell you Mike had
it crazy in his life. Get his ass beat so much.
His best friend was a rat. The fuck is going on?
It's some sad ass shit. You hear me, friend?
A rat. Then his only friends was his
brothers, and that fucking wreck shit is wild you.
The say hi Mr. Rat yo. What else you got?
Oh, my God. Well.
Oh shit. Speaking of Michael Jackson like
this shit. Nah, nothing about Mike talking
about the supposed new Mike. Not Chris Brown.
Drake. But I speak.
Is the what I want to go to that tour so fucking bad?
They playing all what do they call it Shady called it
something the other day. They it's like they playing all
like. Back door places they definitely
are like they that's going to Birmingham Buffalo like.
And if, you know, if you look at the list, they playing like
those same places like twice or three times.
Yeah, I feel like that's AJ Cole Circuit.
Yeah, he's basically like going to the cities that he couldn't
touch on his first tour, like when he when he was first
touring. So now he's just rolling around
and just hitting all the all the smaller spots.
Bro their fucking concert. Is in Chattahoochee, Georgia.
Chattahoochee like they playing some wild ass places but Nah but
like that. Speaking of a dragon shit he he
is the equivalent of bullying. Being bullied works because that
Joe Budden bullied the shit out This to have him rapping on five
brand new songs like really rapping did.
You hear any songs? Yes, I did.
And. How you feel about him?
Oh, that mad same Same thing with party that it's.
Hurt, oh, my homeboy Jay Oliver, you know, breath of fresh air.
The producer, he said. He was like, hey, keep making
that man mad. It was great for music.
Oh, for he's like, keep pissing him off.
For sure he. Said.
I invite you guys to piss. Keep pissing him off that got a
song called Red Button bruh. Wow.
I might listen to these songs, yeah.
I'll be out of the loop like Lil Wayne.
Like when y'all be saying shit to me, I'd be like, huh?
Like the whole what was the name, boy?
Math thing? I was lost.
Yeah, it was. It was basically like like this
on that song. It was basically like, yo, keep
pissing me the fuck off. I'm a really pull up on you.
Like he just saying that in a whole bunch of words.
Well, we know he's not going to do that.
You sure out here blowing up cars, yo?
Diddy has always been. You never know what these.
Gangster. It's a difference.
That man? Allegedly.
Got people killed. Moving on, yes.
Moving on. What else, exactly?
Keeping on Music Andre 3000 dropped an album with.
No rap. I enjoyed it.
It was very. Different.
Zenfo It was needed. Not what everybody wanted.
It was definitely what everybody needed.
No, the fucked Everybody heads up, get all the way to the end
of the album. And this is like a song is like
15 minutes and just went the fuck off that shit that should
be here 18 minutes long. That should have been hard,
Nick. Like.
But you know what he did? In all honesty, He just created
scores. You know how much money they
make to create scores for movies like those fucking soundtracks
like Star Wars and shit like that.
The the fucking residual that they get from that.
Like all the motherfuckers who was in a bitch.
No, that's for the Superman and shit and everything.
Like, they get paid for that shit.
Like that's what he did. Damn a score.
I promise you that shit. Going to be in the next Black
Panther. Damn a score he made music for,
for everybody. Going to yoga, Pilates,
meditation and. Shit into a new market, He
tapped into a new market. The market right now is bitches
and hoes. Bitches who wear crusty drawers
like that's what the market is right now.
Sexy Red make music for bitches with underwear is hard in the
middle, yeah. And apparently it's a lot of
them. Because all you got to do is
wait till a bitch fall out with her best friend.
Yeah, I've seen that on Twitter like a lot for no reason.
Yeah, I. Remember back in the day when
people used to try to put people out there on social media and
shit? Maybe like posting their drawers
and shit like why y'all always got to pay.
Some girls crusty. Drawers.
I never understood why friends do that.
Like take a picture of some bitch drawers like, oh, just in
case this bitch drive, play with me, hold that shit for like 4
years and be like bitch. I mean, when you had them
fucking pink drawers, like, what the fuck?
Like, so were y'all ever really friends?
Yeah, I don't. I don't condone shit like that.
It's it's weird as fuck. So I I forget what the fuck out.
I was watching the TikTok and the comedian was talking about
how he was talking to his wife about how.
She thought that guys didn't weren't really friends because
they'll insult each other to their face.
He's like on those guys, we'll talk shit about each other to
their face, but when they're not around, they speak highly.
It isn't. He's probably the best you'll
ever meet. If a group of, I mean that's who
are friends are not insulting each other.
Are they really friends? I don't think so.
But he was like, but with women, it's the opposite.
Yeah, they do it behind. Hey girl.
Yeah, like all the insults come a week when you go lay down with
your girl name. You getting into the pillow
talking. Like, let me tell you what this
bitch did today and I can't fucking stand.
I'm like. That day and night.
Shit. Whatever.
Another Kid Cudi reference. Yeah, y'all.
Really. As many you don't for dated out
of for you for dated yet. Nah, that's crazy.
You will. Hey, yo, that's funny.
You will. We might have to bring data on
the show as much as we talk about.
We talk, hey, shit about that, man.
Fuck him anyway. Bitch ass, Black gorilla.
Looking That's all you had. Go.
Ahead. That was all.
That was it. That was it.
For real? I thought you was going to have
way more. Besides, four days ago, it was
the anniversary of Young Dolph's death.
Dolph. Hey, we need to get a cowbell so
she'll be like when people walk in and shit, we got to get some
random man shit, like we having horns and shit.
We need something, right? Don't do that.
I got the bull. Cracking.
We need to get something. What's cracking?
I'm. Fashionably late.
Per usual. I see you looking traffic,
weather, you looking real spiffy.
You know, you looking real looking real in 90s.
You looking real, Jake? From state farmers with the cats
on, I see. Shelby, looking real.
What you got on? You know what's crazy?
We all fly as a motherfucker today.
Besides the killer. Violence.
Violence. Speaking of choosing violence,
Hey Lee, turn my shit up. Please, please don't drop them
shits. You know what time it is?
Y'all ready for it. No y'all ready for it.
Y'all better be ready for it. Why would you?
Why would you do that, Lee? Why would you go ahead and?
Bring them in, make them loud already.
Anyway, so on this episode of choosing violence.
I mixed it up a little bit, so it's going to go around the rim
basically, and I feel like this was great.
It came from a conversation I was having with my sister like
last week, so it's pretty cool. So first one on some get this
one out the way NWO or DX. Damn my DX, Sucky sucky was
crazy. Sucky guys, how many people
suspended? I agree.
Most people won't agree with us because they feel like NWO was
the best faction ever. No, DX was.
Low low key Xbox was my favorite.
He was in everything. He was in all.
He was in everything. He was in NWO.
He was in DX. He was in the pack.
Yeah, I'm a heartbreak kid at heart.
Understood. You know You you you knew.
That understood. So this one is for my sister.
I hope you fucking did. Here we go.
Can I just know like be his sister till like?
Me who, X-Men. The Animated Series.
Oh, you bitch or gargoyles. Oh, you raggedy bitch gargoyles.
See, That's what. I'm talking about, you know how
many people don't believe that Goggles was really a great Ass
Goggles cartoon? And and y'all know me, I'm team
X-Men. I'm team movie team Logan
Gargoyles was like a fever dream for a lot of people.
Like that's yo Goggles was that shit people like like people
like just had like this weird nostalgic thought about like, I
like, I remember it, but I I know I don't remember it.
No. That's something you gotta go
back and watch. I really watch all.
Of y'all know what I'm saying? What's my I'm?
Team Logan but the Gargos was a different.
It was a different breed shit. All right, back.
Easy. Let's go Jim Jones or Beanie
Seagull. Oh, wow.
Yeah, I got time today, bitch. I got time today.
Guys, break off. I just got here.
I don't give a fuck feeling in the air.
Still one of the greatest songs ever.
Today, easy. That shit was easier than.
Fuck was it however? This ain't even your question,
nocturnal. I'm gonna give it to Jim.
I'm gonna give it to Jim Jones just because of his longevity.
I was just talking. I was.
Talking nocturnal, you didn't even let him answer.
My fault. Go ahead 'cause.
I was still thinking about it. So favorite rap is still Jewels,
OK? So.
I get that. Yeah.
Age. I understand.
Yes, yes. But yeah, I understand one of
the best laziest rabbits ever. Fiddy, Tyson.
I like I'm. Gonna have to take Beanie.
Understandable. A sis?
Nope. Tiana Taylor or Sierra.
Overall TT. See what?
TT my sad sister. Yeah, y'all know gang gang.
It's sad season, bitches. Sad stories is all the way.
Check this out, right? Me and my sister was having a
conversation Are. You disrespectful for them
questions, I started Blocked him with my TV home.
Look, we was having a question. When we used to having a
question. You got to be fucked up.
We was having a conversation last week, right?
And we was having a conversation about Destiny's Child.
So when it comes to Destiny's Child, we can agree that there
is no other group. That can go against them in the
verses, right? No, none.
But do you guys understand that Kelly Rowland is the better
singer out of all the Destiny's children that has been in that
fucking group? Not these children, first of
all. Yes, she was dark skinned, so
she was blackballed. You heard.
You heard my watch. I don't know how to respond to
that bitch. You know, anyway, first of all,
we are not going to discredit Michelle de Bridge Williams.
Bridgeton is her name. Michelle sound like a Styrofoam
cup mixed with ginger ale. Bridgeton is that she is always
good for a strong, great bridge. Bridgeton y'all didn't see that
when they did her birthday dedication.
Her name is Bridgeton Michelle. She was a Bridgeton Williams
there. What you mean she was just?
There, they added her. Just to be like that.
Technically, she was 1/4. First and foremost, the best
thing is Kelly, then Beyoncé, then Latoya Luckett.
Yep. In in that order, I agree.
In that order, you then, Michelle.
What's the other one because? I forgot Farrah and Latavia.
I don't even remember. Their voices?
I don't even remember Farrah, but Latavia, Latavia, Latavia,
tomato, tomato, ice, whatever. Anywho, that hoe them two in the
final. They didn't like the bottom.
I said that I I don't even remember their voices.
Like that's not at. All but in Farrah.
Didn't even get a chance to sing.
She made it. She she just came for the video
shoot. She was at she was a one tone
the video shoot man. So.
I feel like that was something. You need to ask them that
fucking question you asked me, they got.
You can ask them. Bitch, you bad?
What's the violence over here? Nah.
Listen, watch this. Latoya Luck is torn or Kelly
Rowland's dirty laundry. This might determine our
friendship. Yeah, it definitely is 'cause we
it's going to be split. I'm telling you, somebody get
teed. I want to say dirty laundry.
Easy. Trying to sing the song on his
head. Let.
Me say you want to? Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna stand
on it. Dirty laundry.
Dirty laundry. Do you even know these songs,
Joe You You at least see no tone.
I forgot to ask like. Every fucking you got to know
dirty laundry that came out after Torn, you at least know
Torn. You gotta look, I'm not asking
because of your age. I'm asking because you listen to
different type of shit. That's why I asked.
I listen to damn to everything. That's what sound like but but.
You listen to young boy. So your question.
Wow, I thought you. Was a young boyfriend.
No, he listen to Trippy Red too. Who?
I like trippy red. This dressed for violence not
listen to young boy. Yeah, I thought you did used to
always share them young boy videos like young boy fans.
Because they fucking retard. That's crazy.
I got a mean ass question for the y'all, though.
It's a good one too. Do you have a favorite sibling?
I. Don't even like you one of this.
No, I hate them all the same for.
Real. That's crazy because I got a
favorite. Is that fucked up?
They gotta look like them, no? That's like parents trying to
say they don't have a favorite child, but we know they do.
Yeah. Is that like, is that fucked up,
though? Like, all right, so hit me out,
right? My favorite sibling is me.
Why? Why?
'Cause all I'm getting my fucking nerves any who but no,
like y'all. Never think about it like your
favorite sibling or like. I got a favorite.
Family member I got a favorite. Family.
I got a favorite cousin. Favorite cousin, Yeah, but not,
not siblings like. Cousin Pete, Cousin Pete.
God Pete. God.
Pete, I definitely got a favorite cousin.
Yeah, like y'all never think about.
Stuff I don't, I don't. The reason why I don't have a
favorite sibling per southeast. Is they're two different sides
of the family. Like, I have siblings because of
my dad, and then my mom only has one additional child.
I'm the youngest, so we grew up together, so technically he's
like my favorite because we literally went through the
struggle together. My other siblings, I didn't go
through anything went besides that.
I don't talk to them as much now as an adult because we lead
different lives and I just don't agree with a lot of shit that
they do. And it's just we didn't ever
have that bond like my older sister.
As far as my father's children is, she tries to keep the gel as
the oldest. So she kind of, like talks to
everybody and then the rest of us just don't talk, we talk to
her. Me and you both middle care.
Is that right, Ely? Damn.
Can't. Really.
Yeah, I got two in front of me, one after me, and oh, I hate
them all the same. I love them, love them dearly,
but I hate them all the same. One brain.
So. Love for siblings is such a
strong thing. But also for me, I think it
depends on the relationship and the household dynamic.
Like I had more of a relationship with my sisters
than my brother on my dad's side, like my two brothers, my
younger brother, not so much as the fault of his.
It was just, you know, the dynamic of what my father didn't
do when his mother decided to. I didn't meet my brother until
he was a year ago when his mom died.
That was the first time I've met my brother and he's a grown man.
So, and our father being there, I just looked at him like you
got three of your children, three different generations of
you. Why are we just meeting him?
And he's 22 years old. That's crazy work.
You got some more kids? I'll just bitching.
We don't know. I mean, for one point I thought
I was the youngest. And then, you know, you get one
of them random, messy aunties at the family BBQ type situations.
And that's how I felt that about my little brother.
Hey. Be like that.
Hand you a motherfucker. Slide, you wonder.
Motherfucking JC Penney Sears wireless eyes.
Pics like they go your brother. That happened to me on excuse.
Me who this little that's been posted at Grandma House?
Yeah, that that happened to me on the that helped me get here
side. Not like this helped me get
here. Sperm donor.
Hey, yo. That's wow.
Yeah, my my first time it was, it was 2009, my first time
meeting that side of the family. It was me and my older sister.
They thought I was my oldest sister's boyfriend.
They had no recollection, no acknowledgement of me.
That's correct. I got something better for you.
You know How I Met my biological father, family.
I was on 1/06 and pop, the next thing I know, I started getting
a bunch of messages saying, hey, I'm your cousin.
I'm like, I don't know, you bitch.
Straight up. Sounds sounds accurate.
That's how it sounds accurate. So I know I'm late to the party,
but I got a question that's totally off topic.
I'm a let. Kyle finishes point, but I got a
question. I'm late so I have this question
that I wanted to fucking ask at the beginning of the show, but I
wasn't. Fuck here.
Oh shit. But I'm here now.
But see, for me, it I never knew none of them.
Like, at all. They always knew I existed.
But from my understanding, my grandmother always said that I
wasn't my father's child have his old face.
I'm just. Like, literally have his old
face. I'm literally.
Just like, you know what I'm saying, so.
I never got into it with that side of the family, like, hey,
being around, y'all some of them cool.
Like I know some of them, but for the most part it's like I
never felt like they was family to me.
It's like I know. They're just siblings.
No, no, I thought just, I know you.
Know there's there's family and then there's siblings.
No, there's family and then there's relatives.
Cousins and shit like that. I wouldn't even say these
relatives, 'cause I can't relate to the motherfuckers.
No, what I'm saying is there's family and then there's
relatives. Y'all are related.
But Charlo, not family. You get what I'm saying?
I wouldn't even classify. Them as related.
Y'all related in some type of fashion like blood related.
They are people I know we in this room are related.
We're family. We're relatable.
No, no, no, no. They're motherfuckers is like.
We got, we got shared a video with him so he understand what
I'm saying. I get what you're saying, but
it's like tic tac toe for me. Nah.
But I mean you're you're entitled to feel how you feel,
but it's relative, as you say is I have family and I have
relatives. They exist, but the close
proximity to me doesn't exist. We're related by somebody,
Auntie. My father, my grandma, whatever.
But there's no closeness, so we're not family.
You get what I'm saying? I get.
What you're saying but. Somewhere in this Jean I.
Claim my dog before I claim them.
Damn, go back to your question. Bain is my, but go ahead.
Did you already talk about Diddy?
Yeah, of. Course we.
So I have a question. Don't take that.
Mr. Take that, take that. Take that man.
I got a question with all this stuff that came out recently.
Where the fuck is Ryan Leslie? No Where is Farnsworth Bentley?
Married with children. Ryan Leslie got took off of
Casey by Diddy, so. Yeah, my point Wherever.
Fuck is Ryan Leslie? Man said he stole my bitch.
I went in the hibernation. I mean, he was still producing
at some point, but you he literally.
A red cafe. He's still, he's still
producing. He's still.
He's a fucking genius. He's a songwriter.
He's in. Silicon Valley world So like
like same thing with like a millionaire, like you don't see
them. Crypto Rich A.
Millionaire. Chameleon.
Yeah, he's really in that Silicon Valley type.
But hold up, you're actually right.
He spoke at a conference I went to last year.
I. Thought he had a Hurricane
Katrina Chameleonaire I. Know moment of silence with this
idiot I. Didn't know he was still alive.
I swear to God, he. Stole.
No. He still like the thing on a
SOBE bottle. Wow.
Yes, but he doesn't rap no more. Yeah, he spoke at the tech
conference I went to last fall. Committee.
Yeah, it was a segment on like cryptocurrency and
entrepreneurship and stuff like that in the tech space that the
boy know what he's talking about, I'm gonna tell you that.
Yeah, the big ass fitted on hey. Yo, no, he all suit.
He all suited and booted. Yeah, he might have had like a
suit and a do rag on to some shit out.
A suit and a Duran, yo. What the why?
I can't remember. I gotta go look at my pic.
Yo, she said. That's worse.
I'm pretty sure he had a hat on though.
That's some yo, that's some New York shit.
That is some. I'm pretty sure he had a hat on.
Conference like they see me rolling.
That's a fucking millionaire off of crypto in his investment.
Is. Well, you know how many names
don't match their real life? I was going to say somebody name
that. We all know I'm gonna shut the
fuck up. Jesus.
We still choose the final. Go ahead, say it.
Jesus Christ. So I got out my car earlier,
right? And you know, it's raining, so I
had my head tied up. You feel me?
It was red. Sweatpants head tied, chilling
with no makeup on? That's.
Why I'm chilling right here like a bad bitch.
Clearly. So this gets out the car.
He was like, you all right? I'm like, yeah, I'm cool, Yo,
let me take this off for y'all think I'm part of the lifestyle
and shit, put it in the car. And then we walk around the
corner, who gets out of a Uber with the black forces on,
stepped in the puddle and everything?
This guy. Is everything OK at home?
See. Everything is fine.
He got the cruddy. He got the black hoodie, the
black jeans. He on black socks.
You got black. T-shirts.
I don't like my gums because they no.
I I have a white T-shirt on. I, I yeah.
Everything is. I hate.
My gums because they black. It would be Colbert.
She black back and forth. And the back and forth.
I got a question in the spirit of the holiday season for those
that celebrate. Fuck it.
Do y'all have any Thanksgiving dues or don'ts in your family
and your household at dinner? Yeah, I make my own plate.
Don't make my shit for me. I ain't never had nobody make my
plate. Don't play that shit.
Don't make my shit for me, I'll. Always.
What type of family dinner you got?
Do they make it, Blake? Y'all.
Got butlers or no? You know how like when you walk
into somebody house and shit and everything is like displayed?
No. I'm like, if it's a motherfucker
in front of you in line. Do you try and like, get your
shit in like, oh, you want some of this black on your plate?
Oh no. Fucked up petition on my plate.
Can't relate. No, don't bleed.
It don't play. Put no yams on my shit.
I don't want that. It's always been.
Oh, you want some of this? Here, take the fork.
Right. Take the spoon.
No. Like a?
Cool with the yams. Don't put no cranberry sauce on
my. Guy Yeah, I'm not a cranberry
sauce type of. I don't even.
Know why I'll drink cranberry juice?
Why is cranberry sauce still still a thing, just sitting in
the bowl on the damn table, just for decades?
Oh, on the plates. Good.
What's good? Why is it good?
You look like a that eat cranberry.
He's the garbage disposal. He don't fucking count.
Do you eat the one out that can? Like when you cut it in a
circle? Yeah, that's the better.
One that should look like jello. Like jello.
Like who bought this jello? So y'all gonna answer my
question or no? Oh, what's a don't?
That's like a coaster. He said don't make his plate.
Yeah, Don't, don't, don't, don't plate for me.
Like if I'm in line behind you, try and get shit.
Don't turn around and drop the shit on my plate for me.
I don't want that. If you are a guest going to
someone's house, going to a black person's house, don't walk
in that motherfucking house and not speak to everybody in there.
Thanks. Shit, you gonna hit the
Universal, hey? Yo, how you doing that works,
hey? That works.
It's the motherfucker that is walking like they speak to the
one motherfucker they know you gotta get your ass with.
What else? I don't like if I'm eating and
you see I'm engulfed in my food. Why the fuck are you talking to
me? And you?
Easy like, why are you talking to me?
Like, let me finish 'cause this is normally just.
I got one If you ain't been making the Mac and cheese, don't
make that shit this year. Leave that shit for another
motherfucking holiday. And this ain't the time.
This ain't the time to be experimenting this shit.
We didn't ask for that bordery ass shit 'cause I've been seeing
some bullshit on fucking social media, especially Tiktok.
Don't get let your white friends on Tiktok get you fucked up.
But I seen some shit on Tiktok. Called the dressing.
I've seen some shit called cornbread salad.
What the fuck is that? Anybody.
You said, wait, what? Cornbread.
Salad. Google it.
What is that? What it's.
No, everybody's response is the same, All of us, you know?
Us. What the fuck all of us?
Responded to this video What the fuck is cornbread salad?
How do you make salad out of cornbread?
Because the lady was like, oh, here's the Mac and cheese
cornbread. The cornbread salad had more
cheese than the Mac and cheese, yeah.
Why is it cheese on cornbread? I don't fucking know.
So. I'm not mad, but why?
Can you Google this one of y'all I already got to know?
Cornbread. What type of fat ass shit?
You never had a grilled cheese? That's not cornbread.
What the fuck are you? What?
It's still bread, you. Definitely got on black Air
Force today. You're tripping corn.
So what's a Thanksgiving do? Do.
Do you let Grandma make the Mac and cheese you?
Let grandma make the Mac and cheese.
And my grandma gotta make the pies.
You have to have the banging playlist.
I was going to say that it has to be something revolving around
music. We watched sports and I used to
watch the games with my pops. And don't bring in new
significant other around, they just like 2 weeks in.
Oh, this my friend. I treat friends like.
Technically, in my case, because my granny's a holy roller,
they're always going to be my friend.
I treat friends like prospects. Damn.
Damn. Ouch.
Oh, hey, how you doing? Oh yeah, this month.
And you'll hand me one of them soldiers.
You gotta be fucked up. That's not what?
Yeah, I last year don't bring your side part under to
Thanksgiving because when we get to Christmas and that
motherfucker ain't there. How you think I did that shit at
Sound House last year? Can't believe?
Next thing you know, they married.
Oh, I have another dog. Easy, really looking this up
'cause I'm I really got to know what's in it.
If you are ordained to do the family Thanksgiving prayer.
Don't make that shit 15 fucking minutes.
Yes, OK, y'all ready for the ingredient?
Can't relate. We'll need to prayer.
Thanks, Blake. God is good.
Thank you. Peace.
Ain't even no words he's like. Jesus wet like y'all ready for
the ingredients. Sure.
Shit. God.
So of course, cornbread. Jiffy.
We hope. I hope it just it says well I
just looked up the first one this different ones but this one
says cornbread cubes so it's probably.
Cornbread. Cubes set up.
What the fuck is that? Either homemade or store boy
Jiffy. So cornbread, tomatoes, Pinto
beans, corn, bacon, green onions, Kobe Jack cheese,
jalapeno mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch dressing, powder, lime
juice. Who intrusive thoughts just came
up with that bullshit? All that shit and all I heard
was lies. Is this All I heard was lime
juice? Lime in the coconut and switch
it all up. That's what stuck out to you.
You didn't. You didn't hear the Pinto beans.
All you need is the. I don't eat none of that shit,
so it don't matter. All they need is the.
Potato salad with raisins. And that's what the fuck that
shit is. The lime juice threw me off.
Like, is that why it's soup? The lime.
Juice. No, it's a salad.
Like, oh God, what's the? Sound.
Let's take. What's some soggy ass cool?
Bread. Let's take all the ingredients.
Let's take all the ingredients from Chipotle and put cornbread
on that bitch and just call it a salad.
The fuck is what I'm? Showing is a Chipotle salad with
a jiffy. But that's what Chipotle is,
right? It's like.
But you ain't getting jiffy. Beef salad.
I ain't want to say meat puss poor.
Chicken. Yeah, it's like chicken salad,
but no, chicken salad is different.
So it's a mayonnaise and that shit, it's black.
It's a saipole bowl with cornbread baked into it.
Saggy ass cornbread. Good garden.
Sucky ass cornbread with cheese on time.
Lime juice, Lime juice from by right.
Hey fucking yo, that ain't even open no more.
That's why I asked. It's the It's the last the three
before the lime juice, mayonnaise, sour cream and ranch
dressing powder. Mayonnaise and ranch.
Dressing powder. Powder.
They make ranch dressing powder. See, This is why I don't eat
Belly Ranch Pack. This is why I don't eat shit
like that. They know what?
My stomach hurt. No, bro.
This is why you don't go to houses on Thanksgiving.
I stick to the devil I know. They don't even sound like a
house, something like a Wigger house.
No, what I'm saying is this why, you know when you get that
friend that you just met and invite you over for dinner,
'cause you might not got planes and I'm good.
I got food at home. It's giving.
I got food at home. I don't like tomatoes and
spaghetti either. Spaghetti is literally made with
tomato sauce. No.
Have you ever seen a fucking tomato in the spaghetti?
You have never seen that. That's what I'm saying.
Like people, people cut like fucking tomatoes and put it in,
in like, in fucking. Spaghetti Italian in me does not
appreciate that. That shit threw me off.
That. And you know what the fuck?
I hate that Sit up for this shit.
Don't put no fucking corn in my cornbread.
I don't fucking eat corn. You don't eat anything.
That shit is nasty. But why is it corn in the
cornbread? Who house you been to?
Right. Who hurt you?
Listen, I just seen some shit. I'm scared.
I'm sorry for you. Sorry to this man.
It's the big one. So what you're saying is we're
not going with you to the houses you go to on Thanksgiving?
Facts No, this is period. In general.
I've had some shit fuck going to my house.
I've had the shit in fucking soul food.
Places, all that shit. Brothers I'm.
Stop going to the work potlucks and shit and trying shit.
First off, let me just talk about this shit the other day.
Who who do the potluck? Potluck I went to the work
potluck and y'all know what I ate.
Dress Y'all know what I ate A can of spray.
You ate a can of spray. All I had at the company potluck
was a can of spray and the BBQ chicken that I brought.
I'm not. I'm not.
They had, they had, they had. That's it right now at my job.
Do you hear me? There was options.
They had Turkey ham. I ate the BBQ chicken that I
brought. And I had a can of sprays
inside. This how bad I am.
Scarred. I knew they was having a
potluck. They asked me that I want to
bring something. I was like, huh, I see.
Get there today. 2nd shift start.
I said I smell like Popeyes down here.
I pushed the dope and seen a bunch of Popeyes.
I still was like, Nope. It came from across street.
You know what's crazy is somebody did break somebody.
If you know you know somebody. Did bring Popeye.
They brought it like 2 family meal deals to the fucking
potluck. I thought that shit was
hilarious. I ain't mad.
I ain't mad. I would hate that versus the
shit that I saw. And in your type of corporate
world, I wouldn't be surprised if it was somebody why, who did
that? They brought Popeyes.
It was only three of us there. That is so.
Racist. No I've seen.
It was only three of us. That's so racist.
I've really seen white. That's so.
Fucking. Racist.
It was three of us. And she was.
Gonna bring some. Popeyes, it was.
It was It was three of us. It was gonna eat it.
It was a couple Latinos. In the rest 8 1/2 by 11, like a
moth to a flame. I got a great question for
y'all. This is a dumb question early I
asked myself in the shower. This is so funny I had to answer
myself too. So no.
So you can play the sanity. Right.
Listen, listen, hit me out, hit me out if I'm Puerto Rican and
black, right? Are you?
And I have a baby by somebody who's Puerto Rican and black.
Does that make them 25 and 25 and not half?
Like not mixed half and half. Because it it dilutes and and
goes down. Right, You created a Dominican.
Bodie. Think about that shit.
I don't want to, I'm. Half and half and you half.
And if a person is white and black, find a girl she white and
black. They have a baby.
Is that baby 100 and 100? No.
Was it 25 or 25? Are we ever really 100 and 100
of anything? Easy is.
No, he's fucking not. Fucking immigrant.
Wow. A Cuban.
That's. Crazy a fucking yo he might be.
He won't even fucking know. That would be funny.
Get that 23andMe for Christmas. You got a dirty You got The
Dirty shade of a Cuban. Wow.
You know there's. This.
Wow. That was.
Sidebar Usher is changing the fucking subject.
Usher. Cuban So is it, Yeah.
You can't tell because his head Sloop.
We got the same head. Easy, Bob, take your head off.
Easy. Hey, you look head off, bro.
Don't brush my man. You gotta see it.
Don't brush my man in front of company.
Who the company? The whole God damn world.
That shit is empty. The whole God damn world.
Correct. Hey man, if you ain't no
haircut, you leave it on, bro. Leave it on.
So I want to show that Brillo paid.
Got a question for you. What are you thankful for this
year? New life, new people on the
horizon. I can take the easy, easy route
and just say my son. Yeah, I did that.
I'm honest. I'm honestly thankful that this
year is about to be over. What do you think for?
New money. I'm rich, bitch.
No, I'm still lower upper middle class.
Lower upper. I'm in the middle.
I'm in the middle, honestly. You middle middle class.
No bullshit. I'm thankful for personal
growth. You know, I think, I think
that's great. A lot of situations, personally
and professionally, were set up to break me.
Philly had you in a chokehold, man.
The job had you in a dream on. No, for real.
I forgot to play. Joe had you to dream.
On it's just you. Y'all know my my professional
struggles in the last 2 1/2 years to get to where I am now.
But it's a lot went on this year.
A lot good and bad, A lot more good at work than it was the
year before. Last year I was ready to not
even going to incriminate myself.
Hang it up. Yeah, I was right.
Hang it up, hang up the Jordans. And I'm retired and I'm not
coming back with the full 5. I'm coming back with a 4-5
though. Allegedly.
Allegedly. Allegedly, nothing happened.
But no, I I do feel like like certain situations, like I ended
2022 very dark and then that dark cloud kind of started 2023.
So a lot of situations, and a lot of people probably would
have preferred to see me fail at whatever I was aspiring to do,
to make myself happy and to make myself feel comfortable, whether
that's dating. All that now we know them hating
hoes is not happy. They want to see me full, but I
will never sell my soul. I'm on some shit they ain't seen
before. But not like I like.
I think that's it. Like that's it.
Ain't my birthday coming up? My birthday tomorrow.
It's not easy. Don't tell me happy birthday,
please. It's not.
Yeah, I said new beginnings, but like Shady said, going off of
personal growth. Now that actually she said that
and I sat back and think I have grown a lot.
I'm glad you finally realized that shit 'cause you.
Need you need your little parched over.
There. Would you like some Joe tea?
No. You know, Joe's be letting you
know. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm on
the other side of the day that. He hitting us with the facts,
yeah. But not thinking effects.
I really appreciate you for saying that and realizing it for
yourself, because I've been telling you that for the last
past eight shows, but be laughing at me might be dead
serious. Nobody takes you fucking serious
because you're an asshole. I'm really proud of you.
Told you. My son grew.
Up, you cleaned up and she's. Is a man now, man.
Cleaned up real nice and shit. My son is a man now.
I'm telling like. That's the insider for you, for
y'all be getting in the comments thinking that easy really my
son. Y'all had to be there.
Y'all wasn't there, Y'all wasn't there.
You know, I got something too that I wrote down yesterday and
I thought about it because of a situation that happened at work
and I wanted to share it with y'all to see how y'all feel
about it. Why is it that when you are
provoked, you are viewed as an animal based off of your
reaction? But not a soul judges the
fucking zookeepers, who'll be plucking boogies and pissing in
the habitats, not expecting the consequence.
Think about that. If I'm calm, I'm sitting here.
I'm chilling, right? Boy.
Fuck. You somebody come in here and
just start doing shit to provoke me, and then when I react, it's
Oh my God, he's attacking. He's an animal.
He's wiling the fuck out. But you're not talking about
what you did to get me to that point.
Do we ever? That's called accountability.
We we know that people don't know that and that's the issue.
They don't have that word in their personal.
Addiction. Yeah, like it's like
accountability got left on fucking Mars.
Some fucking with it. Did it.
That goes with as much basketball as you.
Watch how many files you seen where they called it on the
person that reacted and not the person that started.
Oh, all the time. Didn't they just got teed up and
they jacked him last? Night.
Yeah, they got tech last night, 'cause he was like, oh shit,
Tech, you said shit. What the fuck you motherfucker
you did? But y'all ain't see what the did
to me to make all right cool. But see, I feel like in life, if
you're provoking somebody to do something, fuck all that if you
provoke me. I poke bears.
To beat your ass. I'm going to beat your ass.
It doesn't matter why you're doing it for your subconscious
or yourself centered bullshit. My reaction is going to be eat
these. You hungry?
Take that. Take it.
I'm gonna give you these hands. Sweet hands.
Show me the. Way I'm telling you I'm going
straight fucking Goku mode. I'm wild in the fuck out, but
people don't. It's like the accountability
lacks so much the older we get, and that shit is crazy to me.
You would think that it would be the opposite way.
You're not holding yourself accountable or to a higher
standard as you're younger because you don't understand it.
But now that you're old enough to understand and fucking
comprehend, you still acting as if you're a fucking teenager.
I can't rock with people like. That a lot of people lack.
Amends, amends Amen. I can't rock with people like
that. I'm sorry.
It's just. It's, it's.
Scary that a lot of people lack accountability.
Spell it. ACCOUNTABILITY.
OK, missus spelling bee champ. It was the and I said spell it.
That was old bitch. That's.
Old OK Miss Spelling Bee Champ. So guys.
Are you listening? So guys close us out to be
rudely honest. Yeah, cool.
Who wants to go first 'cause I wrote my shit down.
I'll start to be rudely honest. Stop Sneak this because their
personal blessings didn't fall into your lap, didn't pour into
your cup. I'm sleep.
You hit that shit round in nose. I got more to elaborate on and
I'll wait till we do the round table and then I'll elaborate at
at my closing statement. Boy, stop looking like you
mother fucking have to sign your life away.
I'm tired. Hurry up and bye, shut up.
To be really honest, we are now the drunk.
Aunts and uncles. Speak for yourself.
Yeah, because I don't drink. All right, You.
We are now. You over there, bitch.
Charlemagne. He can't wait till Thursday.
Which one you want? You want white?
A duck? Liquor.
Yes. Yes.
Say yes What? They really did respond, yes.
Yes, that's crazy. They really did.
She asked for the option. They said yes.
That's crazy. Knock Well, brother, to be
rudely honest, and I'm speaking to everybody that's listening
and watching, Be prepared, 'cause I really strongly feel
like this year, this year is going to be like a very strong
like shift for everyone. God willing is positive for
everyone. That's for everyone.
OK, Black, it's definitely going to be something.
Bieber. OK, Clips, right, so you feel
today? Much Table Chronicle set.
I really had to write this shit down because I I'll be doing so
much stuff and I got back into the mood of doing music and
writing everything, so I'll be forgetting shit.
So hurry up and spit this. Shit, to be really honest, I'm
happy being in my own lane on my own Rd. without dumb ass
Virginia tag drivers and carpool and Dick Riders.
It's me and my solitude now that I'm.
Comfortable with being around. I congratulate when it's given,
but it isn't a must because I honestly don't give two fucks
about anything that's not concerning me or mine or
anything that I care about. So me on this new journey that
I'm on now and how everything is getting switch and change over
for me coming in February. I'm such in a happy place and
like I'm so in a. Jesus mode.
Not Jesus, but Jesus mode. I'm just all about peace now,
but I still will. Peace.
You the fuck up. Peace real fast.
Peace be still. And I keep that with me at all
times. Really.
Still, thank you, Jesus. All right, fellas, this has been
episode 98 that. Was a good year.
Of the Ruby on his podcast I was 7.
Sidebar. Damn if y'all follow us on
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Nominate. You hear me?
Nominated our studio home, Digital Impact for Studio of the
Year. Yeah, Lee.
Bro got two individual nominations for two different
categories. Gang on the gang.
Oh, and we in there again, Yeah. So I don't.
Know how the fuck we got that show?
Yeah, I don't know how we got. It a win's a win.
A win's a win. Shout out to the game.
Shout out to the game. Shut up my Gucci.
I said that to say that those that love you or appreciate your
craft, whatever your craft is, we'll give you your flowers
while you can still smell them. It's no need to sneak this
because your name wasn't on the list.
That just means all the publicity, insider.
All the publicity you pay for, all the publicity you Dick wrote
for didn't equivalent to equate to somebody nominate you for
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real podcasters, and you tired of your engineer all in the
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I said digitally, Digitally impact.
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Amazing. Nocturnal.
I'm not my name. I'm.
Thankful. He is violets.
Right. I'm thankful that we all able to
do this right before Thanksgiving and I'm comic fly.
Peace and blessings, Cool Runnings, We are in.
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