Episode 94: Friends with Benefits

What's going on is nocturnal. Shady. She boy easy. Welcome to The Rule the Honest podcast nationwide. Mute his mic. You're sad.

You know, in some scripture it says I like them hot. The ones that don't tell me to stop, eat Dick, swallow the cum. And they know how to fight. Need a project? Bitch, you. Know Hood, Red bitch. Y'all gonna start every episode like this. Well, that don't give a fuck and says she's that. Dick. Go. You know you want to say it. We did this last time. Shit doggie with it. Hello people. Hold the fuck up. Welcome back to another episode of The Rule Leona Podcast. I'm Doc Turtle. I am the parent. I am Hut Twin.

I'm Easy bitch. And we have a special guest sitting in the studio with us. State your name Gangston. My name is D Nice. Hey, don't. Stop. Welcome to the Videos project. Thank you for having me guys. I don't know what episode this is 'cause fucked in my way. This is 95 I believe. That was a good year. Wouldn't know it's. A good year? I was already out in these streets. Yeah, that was the first half of the three Pi was dead was I was 4. God damn 4 four children. 31st Half of the Three, P. What, 2-3?

My name is Shady and my cohost have a DD because we never have structure. It's the beginning of the episode. Hey, welcome back Shady. How you feeling? I like this. What's this PA card name?

I'm. Working for the W today. They've been whooping ass. I've been liking it. I've been liking it. I honestly forgot I had. This T night. That's it. I see you. I see you over there, Sir. Oh, no. I got on Jordans. It's on Joe 90. I'm double checked up.

It's around here somewhere. It's orange point, as that Facebook post said. Jesus Christ. But if you do here like this is how we start shit. We just gotta start with some randoms. But anyway, let's get it to these quick pop ups whether I pull them up. Da da da da da they're having. Them up. Shut your ass up. Fucking slipping through. The waiter and you. Fucking ain't never paid oh. No, no. Yes, No. Yes, maybe. No. Yeah, it's a big maybe. If it's about what you've been bothering, it's about no, it's sure.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. We gotta talk about BSI since y'all you only watched it. First off, you made me waste a hour and 48 minutes of my God-given life. Well, shit, we already knew. Yeah. I could have googled that shit, but the death of it though. I could have. But death? That he was death. Dumb. I don't know. What's talking about? Absolutely. The death of a calm man, yes. He said, Hey, do I like to comment? Fuck. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe HBO cut a check back with straight hand. Got a fight?

Me y'all really cut a check. For this Bush, and he said it though he did, he said, y'all do realize I keep. Doing this shit. So for those of y'all who didn't go on Max and watch BS High about Bishop Sycamore, he had them kids stealing rotisserie check. And waffle frozen waffles. They were living at a hotel instead of a Walmart. Yeah, yeah, I know the worst part of that shit. And I actually posted them as I watched it. The worst part about this shit is the ain't feeling no remorse of what he did to him.

Kid still doesn't. Doesn't he's taking this shit on the world tour? As he as I. Should. What I'm saying is you use your publicity, but the the ones that really could have had a shot, like yours was rambling. Yeah, like the ones that really could have had a shot and could have probably did something with themselves. You really fucked them over to go on the podcast tour. That's that's that's probably his only promise he gave them kids with oh, I'm gonna get y'all some publicity which which is what he.

That's not a problem, though, because he did the right thing. It was the wrong way, I'll say that. Well, he did say I'm gonna get you on national TV, but. He. He got him there. He. Just definitely. He just made a bunch of. It was a daily demand of his IT. Was the hand. Print, Yeah, he also said. He said, you wanna get looked at by the top colleges? I can get that for you. But I mean, he say he's gonna get you to go. Yeah, he. Never say we'll get you to go. We don't. Well, no, according to the players, he did.

Yeah, they promised them a multi $1,000,000 training. He promised gourmet meals and they were stealing Eggos and that's my and that's my favorite. Favorite. That's my favorite and most fucked up part about it is like the end of it when they show you like, all right, some of these kids made it. One went to Grandma's State 11. No, he didn't get all the way like. Get to the ramp, then it didn't get all the way to the end. End like, oh, this working at Kroger right now with hand doing shit right. He can say, yeah, he still work for Walmart and shit.

You feel me? He just trying, you know work out until my man over here sell pit bulls if you want one like. That shit was fucked. Up the That made the fucking song. He made a whole fucking EP about this shit. Shit, yes. He was upset. Did you know what's wild? Watch that shit. Sell it. Of course it will. It's gonna sell, and it's gonna sell because of the whole publicity as far as Max go and shit and listen to this shit kind of cool. It's gonna make motherfuckers go listen to it. It you say that, but listen to blue face.

I don't. Ooh, listen. Speaking. Listen, you got out of me for that, man. Is hell. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Speaking of that, cuz somebody did bring up like are we gonna talk about blue? Take us out the group chat, cuz I'm gonna look right in this fucking camera and tell you absolutely fucking lutely not. Next subject take. Next subject. Chat cuz Wait, take us out the group chat. I ain't even asked to be put in this group chat and I can't leave. Fax. I'm not with it. And that, as much as we're about to give him moving on, Usher is the fucking goal.

How many weeks ago was it when I said that? I said the main as a goop, congratulations for him, like taking over the Super Bowl. Halftime. He would, he would be performing that half. Shut up. Ben did that shit. Should have been. Should have been. Y'all know what's craziest as a sports fan? If they really booked Taylor Swift, I would have turned that shit off for 15 minutes. Damn. I'm just. You know what's fucked up? I wouldn't have, no. Not her. Music. I don't know her music either, so. I do but.

Is no I'm not I'm. Not gonna say how to turn it off. I wouldn't have paid no mine. No what I. Would have been on, I would have. Been that would have been the back for some shit. Like, I'm gonna go get my snacks now or get my plate. You know, it wouldn't have been something I actually sat and watched. We'll all be watching the Super Bowl this year. We, yeah. Aren't we going to be in Georgia? There's some sign. We are, yes. The same weekend, I believe, yeah. Oh God, we come back home that day. Bring the.

PS5. We come get you home ass whipped. Yeah, no problem. OK, moving on. The game gonna be out by then, We we. Gonna go at. It but not you. Worry. Still still sticking on Usher being the damn goat? Why is him and Jada Pinkett still slapping the significant others like Usher is still slapping Keiki Palmer significant other Jada still slapping the will? And he's still slapping her cheeks. So he a win is a win. It was a fucking win, is it? Hey, every time he performed that song, he still she got his birthday tattooed on her cheeks, bro.

Yeah, pretty much. He's still clapping cheeks and he went on breakfast clubs saying I'm the guy who told you don't leave a girl around me. Yeah. He's fucking goat. He is. What I'm saying is, however you look at it, you could look at, Derek says to sit. He's still getting coochy from his big Mama. I knew Usher. Was he just took the bitch out for her birthday? He did birthday text and that shit was like bro posted everywhere he did do that. You know, that's crazy. I didn't even know that until those pictures dropped.

Yeah, will be looking at it. I definitely don't look at Kiki that hard. I appreciate the. Motherly clothes though, now that I got my 4 keys, but definitely be looking. No, no, no. I appreciate the the the glow up. I take these bitches are like 480P. Hey, yo. No bullshit. Shake it real cloudy over here. Move. The fuck on You're hilarious. No, but Speaking of Usher, I knew Usher was the goat when he stole the actual verse from R Kelly. And same girl did y'all know that the part that Usher was singing was really supposed to be the part that R Kelly wanted to sing.

So Kelly had a problem with that, and he called the producer like, hey, you think Usher can take my bitch? This is a true story. Kelly was upset about that. I think I should go take his bitch. Yes. Absolutely. Oh, for sure. But I should also don't like children, so moving on there. You go. Damn you. It was up here. You went here. Now we're here. Hi, my name is Shady and I'm back. God damn it beat. Me to it. Well, since we landed on you Shady and it's kind of affects you a little bit, mostly the.

Effect. Kinda. Kinda. Kinda. Mostly. Cause and effect. So when I slept you, Is that the cause of the effect the federal government may be headed? Don't impact me, bitch. I don't work for them no more. Move. What the fuck going? Unless you're cutting me and stimmy, I don't care. I don't get no federal benefits. I don't work there no more. Fuck 'em. And the government shut down every fucking two quarters and y'all just don't be paying attention to. That shit damn sure get me hard away. We ain't worried about it for.

Real I need a stim me or 4. Damn. Four would be nice. When is the world gonna shut down? That's all I'm that's. All I'm never. Why would you want the world to shut down? You talking about Cousin COVID? You know, that's just. No, we work in a hospital. A hospital? What the fuck? No, I throw boxes. Boxes that's gonna be more. I ain't trying to be walking around like Sub Zero all day no more already. Dude, that that shit back. That's cause you guys sit in the fucking rooms. That's a different story though.

But anyway, moving on now because. Damn, I'm gonna be home on the couch. You feel me? That's crazy. Tragic. But honestly, how do y'all feel about it? Like it maybe had its words shut down, like on our anniversary little October 1st. We talked about the government of the world, the government. I'm so used to it by now. It doesn't affect. Me it doesn't. Yeah, because they go through this shit everywhere. They can't. I can't agree on the spending bill every time because somebody wants more money in their pension and we have been trillions of dollars in debt my entire fucking life.

The government gets shut down every end of the year before the fiscal year ends. We don't. If you know business, you know, you know come man, get the fuck out of here. Y'all just throw a furlough these people. Because y'all don't want to cut that into the year money. And you know when people bought a retire and all that shit, I. Want to cut the end of the year money. So yeah, let's furlough them and not pay them. And then we might pay them in the back end. Might. Hell. Yeah, right before two really big holidays.

Federal holidays, veteran's day, Thanksgiving stuff they pay people to be all for. Shrimp boat Shrimp state shrimp on about. Yeah, your letters. You're funny. You're funny. Is shit. I'll. Be so serious. I'll be so serious moving. The fuck ass. What's your sign? Cancel. OK. Unfortunately, but fortunately, I'm a cusp. I was born on the 21st. OK. Sucks your head up. I know you want to say something smart, don't you? Go ahead, move it over. Go ahead bitches. So okay, there is not a death. But however, here we go.

Prayers need to be sent for Crazy Bone because he is hospitalized as of right now. Absolutely. Yeah, some people don't know what crazy bones just throw this from there. Yeah, something. Life threatening? That's something you got like. Internal bleeding, right? Yeah yeah it's it's it's something like threatening it just has had been just all of a sudden he is hospitalized definitely just send prayers and positive and. What? Did you get the jab? Do you get the jab? Anybody know? We don't know him, him being it's 5050 with these celebrities cuz like they don't have to.

They if they were performing and traveling, they kind of. Did they had? Yeah. So it depends. Moving on, there isn't. Are you done before I answer this question? You sure ain't nobody there, cuz you be part of like. Yeah. No. By the way, so far nothing has changed. You're just still hospitalized? Except for your death. The child. The child. To. Talk about the. I do got a question and it'll probably refresh Kai's memory in the process. Cuz I'm you is moving, working daycares. Again. Oh yeah, about the fucking kid in the daycare and shit, Y'all.

Is I had to work in a daycare. The fucking kid died from fentanyl. A fentanyl over. Day. That was crazy. In a daycare. And it was three kids that overdose in total, and one that was some power shit for real. Like like what the fuck? And and with that they just found out they they had like a secret compartment full of cocaine. Crazy. They thought it was baby powder. They wasn't that bitch trying to be fucking in Olympics, trying to be LeBron and fucking. Cocaine got to relax. The baby fucking relax.

The. Dog fucking got her crazy. Relax, Y'all. Is cocaine y'all? Is different. Ken, a daycare. I just got a question. And I realize it's a lot of soft ass out here, but whatever happened to children being off limits? What happened to women being off limits? Cuz don't give a fuck. The only time women are not off limits is a day in the life facts. Not these days. No, I'm saying that's how it was supposed to be. How about, say, she, if she in the life that's the one few chance that she may or may not be off limits.

Like, no women, no kids, nothing on Sundays. That's how it used to be. That shit left a long time ago, no. Bro. So who was running the daycare Little? Latina and her Ghost Cartel no for. Real. Yeah. Ghost. No, Roche. That's what that was. It's. Exactly what that was. It's. Definitely even Cartel. How long? Has it been going on? Do y'all know? They didn't say all these. Things until the kids. Got, yeah, hospitalized. Damn it. Wasn't until the kid, they said, the kids started to. Have a seizure. Start the siege at first.

How the hell did you allow the child to have access? First of all, I'm not saying that it's OK to have this, this daycare like this, but how the hell do you allow a child to even have access to that shit? Like, why is it level? Why is it? Why is it there? Get around, they crawl. Right. They're not tall, so why is it so? That baby was one, right? So he was barely just crawling. Baby, take a step. Come on now. Like y'all supposed to put that something up here? Like unless they was doing their own product or something, because that sounds like some hot shit, they.

Thought it was baby powder. Y'all listen to me, it was a daycare. I'm telling. You guys didn't think that she was baby powder started. To see. So wait, you're trying to tell? Me a baby. It's just like I said it off. You don't think the kids gonna get into the cleaning fucking products and boom kid and clean the products? Now, no, that was dumb. No, because this day and age you gonna look like that. Only gonna grab that bottle. Let me not put him down there. Common sense people would. Yeah, but. Common sense.

That's so common. That is exactly. It says easy. Easy says it this. I hate it here. Easy mistakes. That's. What I'm saying, but he's doing so you've been doing real good all week like the past few weeks. I commend you. Doing good for what? Cuz he ain't like said nothing dumb. Cuz he is dumb doubt. Damn. Stray Wow. Yeah. Damn. Damn. Damn. Every all three of y'all bitches. Damn, that ain't. Gonna fight me? One of us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you got a game with you, so you know everybody. We understand every the fuck you gonna do.

Every episode from one of them. And that wasn't me. Damn that one. That was from the hip. If it ain't. If it ain't you, it was me. Yeah. I just got slapped in the back of the head, that's all, you know. That's funny. He get slapped by get shot. That's crazy. Well, you. You. I ain't got caught on, so I can't reach you over here. Yeah, Stretch Armstrong over here. Shorty it's. The fantastic and shit, yeah. So that's Are you choosing violence? You. Know I've been trying to be so nice this past week.

I really don't. I'm fucking lying. I do got violence today and it's going and it's going to our guest. Do you like music? Of course, doesn't matter anyway, so. It doesn't matter. Not album song. Juvenile 400 degrees, a Lil Wayne fireman. Oh. Wow. Give me some. Fire, not give. Me some. Well, I'm gonna just say I'm a little Wayne fan. I'm a wheezy fan. I mean.

That's a tough one. Easy as stressing over there, I don't. I would. I mean, for me, cuz in my era it would be more little Wayne, right? Because of my era. What's your error? It's kind of a mix, should be honest. That's a younger than us. She's a goddamn millennial like the rest of. Us. No, I was 187.

Proceed. That's part of the table. That's why I said. That's why I said she owned us younger than us, yeah. That's part of the table. So what I'm saying is is like little Wayne was like more of my my thing. And now I heard juvenile, you know. But I grew up my mother was, she sheltered me me listening to juvenile what I had to sneak that you feel me. So it wasn't something that I understand. I was. You know, like into into, like, you know Lil Wayne is money, so. That's what's up. No, I can respect that.

Go there young. Wayne.

You know how punch you, right? I'm gonna have to like, edge it towards juvenile you. Motherfucker come.

I know what you're gonna say. You might have to go ahead and say you might. I'm 91. I was born in 91. So like I yeah. It has to be said by you. Come on, why does it have to? Be said by you because you like you're the mom. Fuck you. What's your answer, Fireman? Exactly. You see me, I eat, sleep shit and talk, right? You see that 98 Mercedes on TV? I bored dad. For the youngest. 100 degrees was that shit? For the youngest out there, y'all if y'all listen to early Wayne now. You gotta go back and listen.

To literally tell you, I mean, I know this one now. Raised him. Yeah, him. I'm in, so you gotta if hence 500 degrees it was. Intended, but that doesn't necessarily. More paying homage. That is. That song was harder, no? It's hard. Don't get it twisted. It's definitely hard. But that doesn't necessarily. You know what makes it better for me? For me? I got to see him. Before we got to see it live, live. We got to see Juvenile perform 400 degrees live when we was in Atlanta. And then she was fired, Yeah.

It was. A what? You and you too. That's a little laugh. Don't get me wrong, I would love to see Lil Wayne live. But the Lil Wayne, the energy, like mixtape era and Lil Wayne was killing shit. That the energy. I don't know if it's still there for a tour. I seen him alive like like when Nicki Minaj when he first did like Young Money tour, I seen that. But now it's like it's he he don't even know what damn lyrics no more. Real shit. That's still my man. Don't get me wrong. Don't get it fucked up. The way he brought Colorado out, I don't.

I don't think I would. Paid to see that, Yeah. Yeah, No. I've had this conversation when he was here recently. I'm gonna definitely say that. But at the same time he was just bringing out of school. This wasn't like a production that he. Used to no, but when he was here, maybe during the summer. That was last year. Was it last year or this year? Early this year. It was 400 each for standing room only, Yeah. Got me fucked up. Wasn't doing it. I ain't gonna lie to you. And that's my. Oh, it's still sprinting.

Sprinting. Yeah, I'm not. Paying 400 to stand up for four hours for nobody, you know, not a fucking soul. I don't even go to the club if I gotta stand up for pay 400 saying all night facts. Like I don't have the option to sit. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm gonna bring a long chair, bitch. Fuck for real, bitch, You can scream. I don't give a fuck like. Tea in my trunk. It's it's I'm literally at that age like I I I understand why by sections facts. Facts So not to be a hookah bitch, but bitch, I'm tired of standing no bro.

Shit. It's a different vibe. No. After a while, it's like you've been here 3 hours. I've had it 3 hours to stand in my section I. Have a great one for my nerd friends as well, which is going to be so great. Go ahead. You said go ahead cuz you know what's coming to your ass on all aspects. Hank McCoy or Bruce Banner. For those of you who don't know who I'm talking about, Hank McCoy is beast from X-Men. Bruce Banner is the Hulk. They are literally the same person on all aspects. Shit. Being smart, a genius, changing their self all that so.

I'm not talking about the change, I'm talking about the person. Brain teaser. What is happening? This is what I choose is violence segment. I like to make people think about things that they don't think about in their daily life, and it makes them go back and watch certain shit from their childhood. I'm biased only for the simple fact is y'all know Wolverine was one of my favorite comic book characters. So beast being connected to that, I would pick B. And it's so tough because like. Yeah, it's so tough.

They're one and the same. They're one and they're one and the same, even down to their fuck ups. That's what I'm saying. They're one and the same. But I like Bruce. Like I had that like, little sauce spot for Bruce. Like, it's hard for easy. Because he That's something you got to think about. Because you really got to think about that stuff. Me personally. Personally myself. I'm gonna go with Hank. That's not taking nothing from the Hulk, cuz the Hulk is predominately probably like one of the greatest Marvel characters ever fucking made.

But I go with Hank off the strength of what Hank was able to do with the people around him. Yeah, Hulk was just. His talent benefited more than just him, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go with her. Bruce was just hisself. I'm definitely going with Hank, cuz. I had to go Hank. Hank doesn't get the credit that he deserves. And this one is going to my sister next. Who had the heart of life? Harry or Snake? Who had the heart of life? All right. Or Professor Snake. Snake. They treated him like shit. They got bullied.

They treated him like shit rocks. Bill Clinton or Obama? Obama. You sure? And smoke weed. Yes, I'm gonna say Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton is an honorary member of the Terrorist Squad. Bill Clinton got the Terrorist Squad Air Force One before us. Before us. I think I choose Bill. Oh, going. Back Bill Clinton smoked weed, my man. My God. You think? You think Obama don't get high with them, Black ass? Left it don't matter. It don't matter. Clinton publicly got high. He did put. His shit with Lee, so you don't.

Fucking I would definitely chose Bill. Don't. Get me wrong, I'm I'm happy that we got a mixed president of color. We got the experience that while we were alive. But Rock has Michelle so with all that age. I'm going with. I'm going with Barack. Do your. Thing. Hey man, do you think 21? I need some head. Facts. This is including my choosing violence. But I do have a question. No, here we go. What the fuck is going on with Britney Spears and this dance with the meat cleaver shit? Fake. They were fake.

Bro, I heard the Clint Clank. She she you just said to me, Britney Spears said Leave my it was fake. Bad sister alone Leave my birthday to size. Love him some Bernie's leave. My Don't she wear she wear toddler underwear?

All I'm saying is somebody check on that white girl for she turned to the girl from. No, leave my birthday tune alone. That's all I'm saying. She's. Gonna turn into that Lady from Misery Watch. Look, y'all got realized, I keep damning free in a very fucking long time. Shit, dude. Y'all always see her in one area in the house. Yeah, doing that same dumb ass twirl she. Did that dumb ass twirl when she was? Fucking walk to walk to the camera, come back, twirl. Walk to the camera. Come back. Twirl.

If you all remember all the fucking videos from the MTV days, that's all the fuck she did was always in her fucking choreography. But this got me. I heard that this is a conspiracy theory, Like, I don't know if this is real or not, but I heard that Britney Spears is really actually deceased and this is a clone, a clone of her and Illuminati. Because you you you see, you only see. She won't ever see her in person. You'll never see her out. The last time she was in person, she got a bit, came by somebody's security.

The rookie from the Spurs. Well, I Victor. Women. Yi. I don't know what. That's what they said. That's what they say. Yeah, she got some bitch slapped by security. I didn't hear what was that. Yeah, she got back. Came like the real kind. She Well, look, you can't walk up on the man that can't see you. Yeah, like the Blue respects those stars for her. Her like her people's really dare dirty. He thought. He thought she was a flyer. Like, shut the fuck, bitch. Yeah, alright. Fuck that. Now I'm choosing violence cuz.

Let's get done. I am done. I got two more questions, but that's later on. You're segment over bro. Ain't no segment, it's just regular questions. No. Go ahead. So no it. Don't matter. That's crazy. You'll say no up top. It's cool you won't answer this question anyway dude, let's go so my question to everyone. The thing My name ain't everyone. You want me to use your real name for the one you chose, and I can pick from those two. I fight back too. It's cool, but we ain't talking. Easy. Got a E&AY and I'm just saying easy.

Shut the fuck up. So story time. And it's a question, but it's probably involved with story time. Have you ever had a moment where you felt like your friends didn't really fuck with you? Absolutely. Yeah, oh. For sure I'll go less mind fright, lengthy. Well, let's be be nice. Go first.

Yeah, I've I've had that. I had that moment. Especially in the in the things like when you're chasing your dreams and things like that and you're doing certain things and things look appealing. On social media looks bigger than what they are. People tend to try to flock to you because of what they see and not understanding that that stuff comes with hard work and you know, like sweat, tears, all of that, you know what I'm saying? So when they see the the the hard work is, it's not really not there.

They only want to show up when it's it's time to party or it's time. Definitely experience that shit all the time. That's why my circle it's only my mother and my sister. Damn. I respect that. For me was opposite. Yeah, for me it was opposite. You know how you say they don't. They only want to be around when shit is popping and shit. For me, it was total opposite. You would think that because of all the miraculous shit I've done, that motherfucker be like, yo, my did this or they supported me ain't care because behind closed doors it was I could've did that shit better.

Or if I was there, I would have won or I ran better than him. I I dance better than him. Than him. I I do this better than him. But when they see me, it's like, what's up, yo? Like, I don't know. I just smiled at so many motherfuckers who talk shit about me and don't even know I know it, like on some real shit. So yeah, we all have. It's total opposite for me. Motherfuckers are fake the funk. But I know the smell, man. You know me. Motherfuckers will fake the funk, but I know the smell. Yeah. Ohh shit.

Put it in your Webster's. Easy. You wanna go? Shit, every time I'd lost my car, you know how many friends I didn't lost? Lost well friends. You got another mode of transportation. Be out now, you tough, right? Before I didn't. Before I had to fit. Not like it's because of course everybody calling me, everybody know I'm the dependable friend. Yeah. Can you take me? Go. Do I how? If you sleep, don't. Go cancel Christmas on that shit. I need my sleep but not like but soon as I was. Yo, I'm trying to go.

I don't know. I got this to do. I'm alright. I stay in the house soon as I get my shit back. Yo, we going? Nope.

Mmhmm. Now call me for shit. It's been usually over 2 reasons. One you found out your friends are just friends because y'all are trauma bonded and of course typical guy shit over a woman. Can't relate well. Maybe I can, yeah. I'm never had to. So. I got two different like kind of like tidbits for this topic question one, in this present era I had to learn of do I have friends with benefits or do I have friends And I say that is with benefits doesn't necessarily mean romantically. It's what can I do for you?

In your time of need. In your time of need. But in my time and there's no you don't exist. So two stories on how I realized that one of my friends really don't fucking like me and then fuck with me. And this is true, true story. Yeah, really on his podcast. When did you find out? This is recent. Oh, it was recent. OK, that's. The first time I found out one of my friends really don't fuck with me is during the pandemic, the Panoramic. Pandora. Pandora. Panda Express. Sonic. Her partner at the time threw a surprise birthday celebration for her right to give you guys a little back story is this person has been one of my best friends since we were thirteen years old.

Say it again. 13 years. Old. She had a function, you know, I start scrolling through IG and Facebook, I see all the videos and the pictures and I'm like the. No invite. Yeah, have you? On the note invite, I comment on one of the videos like damn it look like a fun party or some shit like that, right? So then I get a text message and then the video sent to my phone. So I watched the video and I'm going to be honest, I think even to this day, I don't know if I finished the video. It was lengthy and the video was her making her partner record a video and the bitch said in the video, I didn't know you existed.

I didn't know how to contact you. I didn't know that you were supposed to be invited to her surprise birthday party. So I think what bothered me the most is we were, as they say, a trio. Said individual reached out to 1/3 of the trio to invite her to the party. If you had no contact information for me because we're not friends with social media, I don't believe in adding my friends, significant others on social media. Every time they get in a relationship. I just think it's weird, but you invited 1/3 of us.

You could have sent her and was like, yo, I don't have shady contact information. You mind shooting her the details? I'm pretty sure she would want her to be there. So that's a double non invite because 1/3 of y'all was aware? No? She didn't say nothing. She didn't go, OK? She didn't go. Shh. She told me about the invite and she was like, I'm not going. Alright, but I thought, wait, what's? My name. So no, no, no, no, no, no. She didn't go the second time. It's all filling up a best friend. And you know, y'all know me in this growth area of me is I'll cut a bitch off.

Best friend? Quick. Real quick.

You know, coming from being an avid people pleaser, now I'm gonna fuck about none of that. Like the standing by people because of tenure thing doesn't mean anything to me. Because people just feel like as time goes by that that equates to an apology. Never does. I need that apology to be as loud as the disrespect you gave to me. And make sure it's genuine. And make sure it's genuine. The second time I realized that I feel like one of my friends didn't really fuck with me or didn't like me. It's very recent and it's very still very hurtful.

The guys know this story. I've never said it on air. My best friend and his wife. Through a birthday party for two out of four of my godchildren, I got an invite 30 minutes before the party was supposed to start. And you know, there was a little excuse in why. I'm just finding out about the party. And I had already had plans because I didn't know about this, you know, And I still was going to adjust my scheduled plans to show up for my godchildren and, you know, my best friend. And then I like, I think I made three phone calls, one being pie.

To being my more civilized voice of reasons. But they understand the tenure of this relationship. What? You say fuck me for? Because if any of y'all know my brother don't know the conversation go one or two ways with him, it's going to resonate where he understands why I'm hurt and then it's going to rest too so we can fucking up. Up. It could be one of those or he's going to get sound device. Oh, you don't like it? What the fuck I'm supposed to? Be shut the fuck up. Proceed. So in this statement I didn't go.

And then I want to say, maybe the next day I sent a very lengthy text message to him explaining how I felt. Definitely was heavy on the ECR. And I don't send Ecr's. I don't even read them. What's today, September 26th? That man has still not acknowledged or responded to my text message at all. Me and this man is bonded by ink in real life. Like, literally, you're tattooed on me. We have a family tattoo and it's been 90 days and you still ain't hit me up. Not even to say hello at the fuck off. His return policy up?

Do you think that he may feel the same way on the opposite end because you didn't come? Even though he was invited, say, 30 minutes before, he still feel like, well, he may have still felt like you should have came anyway. So there's a thing when we're in our 30s or when we're growing as people, especially as parents, It's called communication Sagittarius needs. Communication I need. This is the thing, though. I need you as an adult. If you have an issue with me, don't tither around me. I've read I need straightforward communication, not the I'm gonna ignore you for four to five months because you don't want to play the Patty game with me.

Like she said, I'm a fucking side to tires. We can play Petty all fucking day. I would act like you don't exist. The problem I have now to this date is you literally interact with those around me and it sounds like you're trying to be connected to me instead of you just having a conversation with me. And then it's like, you know, you fucked it up. That happens a lot with you. But listen, we are. I've already openly said on this show I'm not the easiest person to be friends with, but I'm also the easiest person to be friends with.

There's a double sided coin. With that but one open your fucking mouth. We're not mind readers. That's that the same way y'all say that about women. It goes in your interpersonal relationships as well and and I the the conclude all of that is I I think Nocturnal may have sent me this video and the podcaster was saying that they believe in day two friends. Yeah, I believe in Day 2. Yeah, I no longer subscribe to that. No new friends Mantra. Because a lot of my newer friends give a fucking more about my well-being than people I have tenure with.

And I'm talking about sandbox people. Just a lot of people who I just recently met support even this shit more than my sandbox. And don't get me wrong, I get it. Some people don't want to sit and listen to a podcast, but you can watch it. You can repost it. But if I throw a party or if I. Listen, I don't even know how, like how I'm trying to go with it, but basically they don't want to celebrate your wins when they're not a part of it. Yeah, it don't when it don't benefit them. And that's pretty much like wrap it up.

When you're friends with benefits, it don't benefit them in some kind of way or they can't ride your coattails in some kind of way or anything that you do in your life no longer is substance for them or they can't Leech off it no more. You are no longer a benefit for them. Sometimes a lot of your sandbox friends never never viewed you outside of the sandbox. Partially because probably because they didn't, they never view themselves out of it. So it's seeing you actually getting up and moving around and walking around?

That or they're still stuck in the fucking sandbox making sandcastles when you already got a fucking mansion that you you're working on, but you're not building fabrication backs. But I think there's also a thing where we have to understand that it is normal and it's OK to grow apart from the people you have tenure with like I have. Cousins that we were raised like siblings, like first cousins and we're not as close as we used to. And don't get me wrong, our lives go in different direction. We all have children now We are, you know, some of us are married or in long term relationships where that changes your focus.

But just like with him, we have children. But I can still call him and he'll pick up or he'll be like I'm at work. I'll call you back. Communication. Sure, it'll be truthful. What the fuck you want? Yeah. What if you don't? What the fuck? I'm just saying, even with them, if you don't answer my phone call, you at least hit me back and we have some type of conversation. Yo, I was asleep, but is it because you guys were like, don't you don't y'all live here? Your cousins live here? Yes. But shit, you got.

We are a large. Fan See, this is major pain right here. So she'd be on her if you don't answer me when I speak to you type shit, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass. Is that clear through? Get there. Like that's her. Like much appetite time she'd be on. So like if say for instance, if I'm having a bad day because like I said, it's not a secret, like I have mental health issues, right? I deal with a lot of shit. That's why I laugh a lot if I'm having a bad day, right? And I'm not talking to nobody and I don't say nothing to any of them at all.

She gonna realize and she's gonna call me. If I don't answer, she's gonna call me again. After that second time she called me, she met my door like, all right, bitch, why didn't answer the phone? I probably might be in the shower or something. Anything. I'll be like. I didn't know you called me. He has two phones. I'm calling both. I got the bat phone and the tract phone. You feel me? So. So that's how I've been I. Like that though, like when he goes through stuff, he disappears that may disappear one of the few.

People that he answers for or he'll eventually call me back because he knows I'm pulling up. And that's also why even our friendship or our friendship people don't understand. Trauma does bond you in a certain way, but it's also having those people that can help pull you back and pull you back to the light is with also, you know keeps the glue in those friendships. So a lot of people like well. You you can't have more than one best friend. I don't subscribe to that shit. No more either, because all your friends serve a different purpose in your life.

It doesn't make them less than. It just means if I need to fucking laugh, I might call this dickhead or I'll bro they they or one of these idiots. You just never know. It depends on the circumstance. If I want to have like a real honest conversation and I know that it's not going to be like no sugar coat of shit, I might call not first. Like I might need the male opinion and me and not a going to have a very lengthy conversation. About it, we didn't been decide characters and swap spots on each other's couch multiple times.

Hell, that's how we started this fucking podcast. And a lot of people like, well, I just don't understand how, like, you just met them. No, I didn't. Didn't you just started publicly seeing you with these people? At the end of the day, this is what you tell them. How my Dick trauma bonds sometimes create triumphant trails. Bars, like, that's some real shit. Keep telling my fuckers I'm right. Busting right about right now. Swear to God anyway. But that people got to remember that everything isn't all right.

Trauma, trauma, trauma. Sometimes trauma isn't a good way. There is a such thing as good trauma. Look, we shared some Cheerios. That's good trauma. We was fucking hungry, you looking at us like you don't know what we talking about when we say we shared Cheerios. You've ever seen like a? Little mini box of fun size box. The snake size, Yeah, we split a box of that. We were. We were very no, we were hungry. Best chills. I've had my fucking life. 9:00 in the morning. It's still the best. I have a box of chills in my house right now.

Don't taste it's still. Too much? How did y'all split that? What do you mean? Well, one, all this is hungry. He was on vacation. We were on vacation. We were actually picking him up from the airport and he found y'all know them, you motherfucker, when I found it. He found them in our rental car. They were still sealed and everything. Like, it wasn't like an open. Yeah, I'm a. Real so we we it was stashed and we we had the the state property man, the soccer soccer man van right. So you know somebody had snacks stashed in the van.

So when we were picking him up from the airport, cuz he was the last one to arrive, none of them dickheads searched the van but me. Yeah. No, I wasn't. I was just trying to get all the fucking. It was like 18 of us and that bitch we. I'm not gonna go. I like to pay attention to shit. So I was opening shit. He was. Just trying to find the gun compartment and found the snacks pretty much. So in that case, we, like I said, we were on a group trip, so we have to wait for the women and everyone else to get ready.

So we were supposed to be going to the mall. We were supposed to be going to brunch, Was hungry. I found them. Them. Everybody had enough. That's a. Nice until we got to our destination to get through and then we got small like boxes. Why? I y'all like that. No. It's like my phone, no actually was smaller than that, bro. Small. That box was this big. Snack size and so how? Many Cheerios. Did you get a piece? Who counted it was who ain't even count. It was just dice. It's it's it's suffice. Don't I tell you it's the Feist.

We was all good. We got to the house. I dropped my bags off. We went to the mornings. Are you hungry? I was like, no, not really. They all going to the food court? Y'all yeah, so I was like, we cool but. Not really. I was. Like I still want to be. We had some Cheerios. We. Had some Cheerios. Yeah. They like what y'all ate what I'll just no, like we ain't go to the market and nothing, but yeah no, that's it's just that's my tidbit. It's part it's gonna most likely ruffle a lot of feathers, but who would I be without being honest about my truth?

Ain't nothing wrong. And at any given moment, if y'all wanna pull up to the show and give your side of the story, I might give you some camera time. I got gloves in my trunk. Oh yeah, we can do that. Too we can do that too. Ohh, my bad. We can do that too because that is the problem. I thought this will be something. That leads into my to be really honest part that the problem the motherfuckers is y'all will not put the gloves on no more. Now pick up a gun. Y'all Twitter finger in and pause. I wouldn't even say nothing.

Paul, using your Twitter fingers and your Facebook thumbs to do more of this and it. Sometimes you just gotta put the gloves on the shoot, shoot it with a motherfucker and back in the day I purchased to make stuff shooting and we go have a fucking juice box and color the fucking day. You know what I'm saying? Like we go ride our bikes later and a lot more bullshit would be settled if y'all just put the gloves on the shot shot one. I realized this a while ago, but the difference between men and women, if men like fist fight them that be travel up and be the best of friends for years later.

That is true. Some, some, Some. I don't beat a lot of the fuck up. Up. They'll probably hate my guts. Some not all. Majority, I would say. Say a lot of men. I'm sure somebody, but. Sure. Men. Emotionally. Even if you don't be friends, like, it's still some type of mutual respect at the end of it. That meant you ask with me, yeah. Yeah, like I ain't. Like I ain't trying to kill you. I ain't trying to kill you. It's still fuck you. But I ain't. Trying to kill you. I took that L You know, I'm saying that we we move on.

It doesn't know. I'm saying like in that event, I think we are so driven by ego now and what everybody else is thinking. Everybody's recording that we're worried about how we're going to look to other people. So it's like if I we shoot the 60 and you beat me up in that 60 seconds and I dat you up now I'm a bitch. You win some. She lived to fight another day. But we know this as true because it's literally motherfuckers. Which has been five years, six years that still hate us from y'all took the L bro.

It didn't even. It was a fair weighted. It wasn't even there. That wasn't. Fair. It started as a fair one, that she was not fair. No, it wasn't. It was like 100 to like 10 no 6/6. And they still lost. And and me speaking personally like I I still owe one of you one. One, so at any given moment, if you want to dance bro, we can meet around the corner, they can say we can, we can buggy you feel me? Fellas and D knife, It's almost about that time so. I hit the old dusted trail. Hey, dog, just. To be really honest, I was gonna y'all y'all wanna close out.

Yeah, so at the end of the all of the shows, we do this thing called to be rudely honest. It's in the sense of like I don't need to know who, I don't know who needs to hear this butt type of thing. And we all started off with to be rudely honest. OK, we can come back to you. We gonna make easy to wake your ass up. Let's go. Not sleep. I like your way, monkey chomps. Say, cuz y'all gonna sit, don't you? Better than that's it. No, I do have real. No, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I. Want two things? You are, to be really honest, stop taking advantage of your nice friends.

That was good. Like, just because they're nice and doing things for you that don't mean that they're always gonna be there for you.

That was good. That mean appreciate these people while they still here and. You don't have to make me go in the box. Hold up. Wait. Anybody who won't go next. Dude, ohh you just call me easy now you're going to yourself. Go ahead player. Don't look shit like that, man. Damn you try to say we look like this? No, because I was, I was looking at him and just and it just averted to him, bro. My hair ain't long no more, but he don't look like that. Maybe if my my hair I still. No, no, no, ain't gonna happen.

My hair. Not even long. No more. I need glasses too, you know. Yeah. You thinking too hard? Yeah. So. Yeah, so to be really honest, I know I'm a royal fuck up in in a lot of things in life. I know when it comes to a lot of situations that I've dealt with in my life, whether it's women relationships or like family relationships, sometimes this should be me where I know I can make the difference in the change and be like, alright, I fucked that will, I can, I can. Give it to this shit like I know that, But at the same time, it's hard trying to not view yourself as the problem when you've always been the problem solver.

Yeah, you know I'm not perfect. I would never try to be. That's one thing. I never strive. I would never strive to be perfect at all. Being imperfect is the best shit for me ever, because I get to say what the fuck I want, do what I want, I'm gonna worry about shit. So to be really honest, I apologize to myself for allowing myself to get to a point. Where do I feel like I apologize to you, bitch ass? Oh God, that should be pissing me the fuck up. Up I have not. It started on a good note. I have not, but not like on some real, like real talk like to be really honest, I really do apologize to myself for allowing myself to get into a dark hole that I'm I'm surely getting myself.

Out myself for winning this? Yes, absolutely. Yeah, like, you know, I wanna thank me because my Snoop voice. Yes, but that's some real shit though, like because it starts within and if I thank myself. Boy, fuck you. Let's see, to be completely honest. Bitch, you get on. My.

You know, that was really good though. That was really good. Thank you. I appreciate it, you know, all week sometimes.

You know, I think it's important that we give ourselves Grease I. I I'm going to little piggyback off of what you said a little bit because, you know, going through so much and life trials and tribulations, we don't ever give ourselves grace. You know, especially if you're a person who always pours into people, you're always the one everyone comes to. The leader, the elder. You tend to get overwhelmed. You tend to get your cup 10 to get no, to get empty, you know, and no one is there to to refill that.

So, you know, I think it's very important that you take time out for yourself and to replenish your cup and to give yourself grace, because if we don't have ourselves, nothing can happen. And I'm actually speaking to myself going through. You know, losing someone who was there to my heart, to car accidents, to just trials and tribulations, back-to-back to back. I never stopped and just gave myself grace and and and actually grieve and actually understand and just self-care, you know, take care of me.

And so when I did that, I felt a lot better and you know, I can think now I can, I can see clearly so. I think it's very important that we just stop, give ourself grace and always take care of self. That is, that was very good. And when she say pull into the cut, we ain't to mother Big Gulp, you thirsty ass anyway. Ain't no be all, I guess y'all leave me with the ending, right? So did you go yet? Thank you. No Morgan Freeman, Then go. To be rudely on this, find peace within yourself before you're trying to find peace within me.

And I keep the peace because all the times. Because the peace that you try to find with me may not be the peace that you want, cuz they give me a piece of ease. Peace be. Peace be still. Peace be still of peace still, whatever, Madea said. I got it. So what kind of peace? Yeah, Reasy peace. He's. I got him all whose kind of peace you want. To be rudely honest. Two piece in a biscuit. It was real dry. Right, like Vinny can I see? Maybe he's my fucking shit. Point, point man. Point man. Y'all been stopped.

That should be. To be honest, being a leader also means that sometimes you have to learn to be a follower and be a student. An effective leader is able to give and receive criticism, but with that said is. A leader also extends the hand to teach the student. So at some point the student becomes the teacher. I say all I have to say is as a fucking leader that I ain't fucking ask for most of the fucking time. Like Dean, I said give a some grace because a be tired that a motherfucker be tired lead and trying to salvage so many things.

That you didn't break and trying to mend physics you didn't break and damage ways on the person. So when that person becomes nonexistent in your life, they don't. They're unavailable. It's because they're fucking tired people. Just be tired and allow people to get that rest and not only call them because you need something like ask the how they doing. Genuinely ask them how they doing and listen to them. Don't listen to respond. Everything doesn't require a response and that's something I'm learning more on a personal level and end all.

Be all. Appreciate this growth because you knew me some years back. You would appreciate the motherfucking standing in front of you. I've been trying to tell people all the time, like, people think that they still know me because they knew me. But it's a new me, so it's just stars. It's kind of different. So, but you definitely delivered that shit. Like Move Faster did December when he was like, It's a circle of life, son, the antelope you. I'm definitely taking all these jewels and making a chain out of it.

You taking all these jewels, so just make you put it little. I said I'm taking all these jewels. I'm making a chain out of it. All right. So that's what I'm talking about. Let's handle business shout out to our sponsor. No heart, no hustle. The shop is back fucking open. So shot with the motherfucking gang. Y'all know it's cold up in here and we get we win. Hit a cold front. So she got the hoodies, the joggers and for you motherfuckers that don't live up north she even got the fucking sweatshirt with the shorts.

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I'm okay, I'm. Good bro. No, but. Cuz was hating on was hating on this. But that's the beautiful thing we. Didn't been through so much in ups and downs even at the redacted left and now we got car all at all. Did you just say the pterodactyl left redacted? I thought you called that hyena. That's crazy. You have nice just not subscribe to any violence. I was trying. You are terrible. Sir, but for like 30 seconds I tried to be positive. That was positive. You know as a a humble leader, I appreciate you guys still continuing this journey with me.

Who say the originals bitch, I don't know. I'm a crack. You head with your own phone. If you try to leave, say it again. You try to leave me. Move outside. Even a body badge. Say it again. That officially wraps up this episode of The Rule Leon's podcast, I'm Nocturnal. I'm just hearing someone get fine. I'm just a guy naming fly with car in front of it. I'm ready to eat. This shit was hard. I need this. I'm Shady. This is episode 94. We out 959697 taking over for the 9. 97 and then 2000 give. The fuck we out it?